Alabama...

[Beerbully]

Without Tua, things get interesting...What if:

1. Tua's not ready for LSU, and Mac Jones can't keep up with Joe Burrow?

and

2. State beats A&M and Arkansas.

and

3. Tua's still not back for us, and (shhhh, keep it low) we beat Alabama this year???.


OMG, Jomo would get a raise and a contract extension. And most of us would need prefrontal lobotomies.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

If he beats Bama he deserves an extension. Even if they are down to a walk on at QB.

 

[wtw2400]

Beerbully

Makes sense now

But we made Bo Nix throw for nearly 400 yards on us. So Mac Jones can easily get over 300 and its not like we would even be able to score on them anyway.

 

[ronpolk]

Bama would barely even have to throw the ball to beat us this year.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Just how much beer do you normally drink ? **

 

[Beerbully]

Even at StarkVegas, with State on a two-game winning streak and the Tide without Tua? Say it ain't so!

 

[Beerbully]

Quite a bit, but this is SixPack speak, right?

 

[thatsbaseball]

I'm with you bro....

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

We could not beat BAMA

with all of our players equipped with a baseball bat.


Would that be legal?

 

[stateu1]

Fletcher cox says no

with all of our players equipped with a baseball bat.


Would that be legal?

Ny

 

[Beerbully]

We've defeated Alabama three times in football during my life here on this good earth, but I don't think we used a baseball bat in any of those contests.

 

[Beerbully]

Another thought...What if we win out, but lose to Ole Miss? Will we go running through the streets, screaming at the dark night, or retreat to the hills, dumbstruck and forlorn? Moreover, what would we do with Joe?

 

[PBRME]

Barely? Never was the correct word.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Without Tua, things get interesting...What if:

1. Tua's not ready for LSU, and Mac Jones can't keep up with Joe Burrow?

and

2. State beats A&M and Arkansas.

and

3. Tua's still not back for us, and (shhhh, keep it low) we beat Alabama this year???.


OMG, Jomo would get a raise and a contract extension. And most of us would need prefrontal lobotomies.

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[Go Budaw]

What if JoeMo wins a national championship...should we still fire him?

Seriously, these “what if” scenarios are getting stupid as hell. We have the exact same percent chance of beating Bama as we do of accomplishing the above.

 

[Rupert Jenkins]

WHAT IF our offensive line was able to block the Aggies ? Even open a few holes....give Shrader a few seconds to scan the field ???

 

[Todd4State]

with all of our players equipped with a baseball bat.


Would that be legal?

We are a baseball school. It should be allowed.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

You are 17'n drunk. We lost to TENNE17'NSSEE and K17'NState, pal.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

Marc Jones is licking his chops right now***

 

[johnson86-1]

Quite a bit, but this is SixPack speak, right?

That's referring to our abdominal muscles. Even if it weren't, talking about us beating bama would belong on sixcasesspeak, not sixpack speak.

 

[tired]

What if, what if, what if. Got damn really? Beat Bama? I mean, uh, wha..you serious? You're 17'n with us right? You're not this, nevermind.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'd wager you've had way more than a SixPack.

 

[Shmuley]

Hell, what if we actually have a pulse Saturday in a road game? Can we start there?

 

[HumpDawgy]

As Croomz said....."Maroon is the only color that matters." Unfortunately that will not help us out much Saturday.

 

[MeridianDog]

Careful what you wish for Beerbully. This year's team playing a respectable game against UA is listed in Revelations 42-10 as the last sign of the arrival of the apocalypse. If state scores anytime before Sabin puts in the waterbody squad, you need to quickly get right with your chosen deity. My recommendation would be God and not a baal asherah pole.

 

[CookieMonster.sixpack]

Tua's still not back for us, and (shhhh, keep it low) we beat Alabama this year

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

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[DoggieDaddy13]

These fantasies are unbecoming of SPSers. Who really believes we are winning more than one game the remainder of the season?
(take off your Maroon-colored glasses)
Two?
(Please)
Three?
(Get help soon.)
Four?
(maybe someone can call on your behalf.)
Five?
(straight-up straightjacket time.)

 

[dawgstudent]

I do.

These fantasies are unbecoming of SPSers. Who really believes we are winning more than one game the remainder of the season?
(take off your Maroon-colored glasses)
Two?
(Please)
Three?
(Get help soon.)
Four?
(maybe someone can call on your behalf.)
Five?
(straight-up straightjacket time.)