2026 Nebraska Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Huskers are crashing
Rhule or Schiano-who is
The biggest loser?

 

[Jebba30]

Bon Jovi Sucks

 

[FakeBillMoos]

GBR!

 

[Eastcobbhusker]

Nebraska once high hopes
Now have crashed
Hope for bad bowl

 

[Jebba30]

Husker Power dies
Autumn leaves bring lasting pain
Real people real deals

 

[NeverTellMeTheOdds]

New York dumps its trash
Jersey beams like a proud dad
Rutgers diploma

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

 

[John7777]

Bon Jovi Sucks

They do. On the other hand, thanks for The Wrens and Yo La Tengo. Oh, I should never forget Sinatra too, Jersey!

 

[Knight Shift]

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

Some of these Huskers
Can't count syllables for shat
Don't know Haiku rules?

It's five seven five
We like insults in Joisey
Sopranos live here

 

[TheDude75]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

 

[Knight Shift]

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

 

[Doctor Worm]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

Syllabic count good
Line structure questionable
Good enough for me

 

[Husker shoe1]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

 

[Husker shoe1]

Wretched my ***! Look who’s rated 23rd in the FPI. Because of computer ranking involvement we’re where we should be

 

[Knight Shift]

Welcome Huskers fans
Rutgers Haikus are sacred
It's all we have now

Please respect Haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then three syllables

Three lines, its easy
We welcome Haiku insults
Follow rules,not Rhule

 

[DJ Spanky]

Husker fans aren't bright
Do not understand Haiku
Five, seven then five

Syllables that is.
And rhyming is optional
Meaning must be deep.

 

[MrsScrew]

N is for knowledge
Huskers fans don't get haiku
Maybe don't get win?


Both teams wearing red
Maybe no one will notice
Most fans are Huskers

Lincoln is the third
Largest city on game day
Crazy Husker fact

 

[SHUSource]

A quarterback named
Anthony Colandrea
Should be at Rutgers

 

[SHUSource]

It's hard to think of
A program that has fallen
Lower than Nebby

Considering how
Great the Huskers used to be
Turner Gill's long gone

I'm glad Tom Osborne
Is not alive to see this
Wait, what's that you say?

 

[SHUSource]

Greg Schiano had
A better win percentage
In the NFL

Than he does in all
Conference game's he's coached at
Rutgers, which is bad

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Renamed Cornhuskers

Should have stuck with “Bugeaters.”

NJ corn is good.

 

[Knight Shift]

Rhule is one and one
Against Rutgers-with a loss
Do Huskers fire him?

 

[DJ Spanky]

It's hard to think of
A program that has fallen
Lower than Nebby

Considering how
Great the Huskers used to be
Turner Gill's long gone

I'm glad Tom Osborne
Is not alive to see this
Wait, what's that you say?

There's no more Osborne
They're living on past glory
Championship dreams

Nine wins not enough
Pelini and Solich fired
Next coach brought in sucked.

Callahan, Riley
And the wonderful Scott Frost
Huskers not happy.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Greg Schiano had
A better win percentage
In the NFL

Than he does in all
Conference game's he's coached at
Rutgers, which is bad

Stop hijacking thread
Don't be an SHU schmuck
Focus on cornbobs!

 

[Knight Shift]

There's no more Osborne
They're living on past glory
Championship dreams

Nine wins not enough
Pelini and Solich fired
Next coach brought in sucked.

Callahan, Riley
And the wonderful Scott Frost
Huskers not happy.

Frost beat Schiano
Zero wins in seven games
Against the Huskers

If Rutgers wins game
Greg hype machine in full gear
Led by you know who

 

[RUforester72]

They are Cornhuskers!
Love the agriculture theme!
Why not start a trend?

Not Golden Bears but
California Grapestompers!
Much improved nickname

Maine Lobsterrollers!
Florida Orangesqueezers!
Gets them NIL!

Georgia Peachpickers!
Washington Applepeelers!
Fruit is good for you!

Texas Cowbutchers!
The Wisconsin Cheesecurdlers!
Nike’s leaving town!

Our tribute to Ag
Rutgers Tomatoslicers!
Love that Jersey spin!

We don’t need to change
The Scarlet Knights as our name!
WE JUST NEED TO WIN!