2026 Nebraska Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Huskers are crashing
Rhule or Schiano-who is
The biggest loser?

 

[Jebba30]

Bon Jovi Sucks

 

[FakeBillMoos]

GBR!

 

[Eastcobbhusker]

Nebraska once high hopes
Now have crashed
Hope for bad bowl

 

[Jebba30]

Husker Power dies
Autumn leaves bring lasting pain
Real people real deals

 

[NeverTellMeTheOdds]

New York dumps its trash
Jersey beams like a proud dad
Rutgers diploma

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

 

[John7777]

Bon Jovi Sucks

They do. On the other hand, thanks for The Wrens and Yo La Tengo. Oh, I should never forget Sinatra too, Jersey!

 

[Knight Shift]

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

Some of these Huskers
Can't count syllables for shat
Don't know Haiku rules?

It's five seven five
We like insults in Joisey
Sopranos live here

 

[TheDude75]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

 

[Knight Shift]

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

 

[Doctor Worm]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

Syllabic count good
Line structure questionable
Good enough for me

 

[Husker shoe1]

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

 

[Husker shoe1]

Wretched my ***! Look who’s rated 23rd in the FPI. Because of computer ranking involvement we’re where we should be

 

[Knight Shift]

Welcome Huskers fans
Rutgers Haikus are sacred
It's all we have now

Please respect Haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then three syllables

Three lines, its easy
We welcome Haiku insults
Follow rules,not Rhule