2026 Nebraska Haiku Thread
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Bon Jovi Sucks
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Husker Power dies
Autumn leaves bring lasting pain
Real people real deals
Autumn leaves bring lasting pain
Real people real deals
Bon Jovi Sucks
They do. On the other hand, thanks for The Wrens and Yo La Tengo. Oh, I should never forget Sinatra too, Jersey!
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Some of these Huskers
Can't count syllables for shat
Don't know Haiku rules?
It's five seven five
We like insults in Joisey
Sopranos live here
Syllabic count good
Line structure questionable
Good enough for me
Welcome Huskers fans
Rutgers Haikus are sacred
It's all we have now
Please respect Haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then three syllables
Three lines, its easy
We welcome Haiku insults
Follow rules,not Rhule
Rutgers Haikus are sacred
It's all we have now
Please respect Haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then three syllables
Three lines, its easy
We welcome Haiku insults
Follow rules,not Rhule
N is for knowledge
Huskers fans don't get haiku
Maybe don't get win?
Both teams wearing red
Maybe no one will notice
Most fans are Huskers
Lincoln is the third
Largest city on game day
Crazy Husker fact
Huskers fans don't get haiku
Maybe don't get win?
Both teams wearing red
Maybe no one will notice
Most fans are Huskers
Lincoln is the third
Largest city on game day
Crazy Husker fact
A quarterback named
Anthony Colandrea
Should be at Rutgers
Anthony Colandrea
Should be at Rutgers
It's hard to think of
A program that has fallen
Lower than Nebby
Considering how
Great the Huskers used to be
Turner Gill's long gone
I'm glad Tom Osborne
Is not alive to see this
Wait, what's that you say?
A program that has fallen
Lower than Nebby
Considering how
Great the Huskers used to be
Turner Gill's long gone
I'm glad Tom Osborne
Is not alive to see this
Wait, what's that you say?
Greg Schiano had
A better win percentage
In the NFL
Than he does in all
Conference game's he's coached at
Rutgers, which is bad
A better win percentage
In the NFL
Than he does in all
Conference game's he's coached at
Rutgers, which is bad
Renamed Cornhuskers
Should have stuck with “Bugeaters.”
NJ corn is good.
Should have stuck with “Bugeaters.”
NJ corn is good.
There's no more Osborne
They're living on past glory
Championship dreams
Nine wins not enough
Pelini and Solich fired
Next coach brought in sucked.
Callahan, Riley
And the wonderful Scott Frost
Huskers not happy.
Frost beat Schiano
Zero wins in seven games
Against the Huskers
If Rutgers wins game
Greg hype machine in full gear
Led by you know who
They are Cornhuskers!
Love the agriculture theme!
Why not start a trend?
Not Golden Bears but
California Grapestompers!
Much improved nickname
Maine Lobsterrollers!
Florida Orangesqueezers!
Gets them NIL!
Georgia Peachpickers!
Washington Applepeelers!
Fruit is good for you!
Texas Cowbutchers!
The Wisconsin Cheesecurdlers!
Nike’s leaving town!
Our tribute to Ag
Rutgers Tomatoslicers!
Love that Jersey spin!
We don’t need to change
The Scarlet Knights as our name!
WE JUST NEED TO WIN!
Love the agriculture theme!
Why not start a trend?
Not Golden Bears but
California Grapestompers!
Much improved nickname
Maine Lobsterrollers!
Florida Orangesqueezers!
Gets them NIL!
Georgia Peachpickers!
Washington Applepeelers!
Fruit is good for you!
Texas Cowbutchers!
The Wisconsin Cheesecurdlers!
Nike’s leaving town!
Our tribute to Ag
Rutgers Tomatoslicers!
Love that Jersey spin!
We don’t need to change
The Scarlet Knights as our name!
WE JUST NEED TO WIN!
Nearly leaderless
Like lambs without a shepherd
We are again safe
Schiano's promise
Someday our best will prevail
Within our lifetimes?
But in him we trust
For he knows how to do it
Told us so himself
And so we sojourn
We wander through the waste land
Toward the mountaintop
Like Moses, we search
Gaze upon the Promised Land
Someday we'll get there
Like lambs without a shepherd
We are again safe
Schiano's promise
Someday our best will prevail
Within our lifetimes?
But in him we trust
For he knows how to do it
Told us so himself
And so we sojourn
We wander through the waste land
Toward the mountaintop
Like Moses, we search
Gaze upon the Promised Land
Someday we'll get there
Greg's like Sisyphus
Boulder rolls down hill again
But never near top
He could be under
The boulder at the bottom
He will still believe
He can get to top
Will go for eternity
Crushing fans with him
Boulder rolls down hill again
But never near top
He could be under
The boulder at the bottom
He will still believe
He can get to top
Will go for eternity
Crushing fans with him
Will Greg rule over
Matt Rhule? A good question
Huskers in tailspin
Anton Chigurh asked
In No Country for Old Men
A poignant question
If the Rhule that you
Followed brought you to this, of
what use was the Rhule?
Huskers fans wonder
Of what use is head coach Rhule
Anarchy may rule
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