2026 Nebraska Haiku Thread

Knight Shift

Heisman

May 19, 2011

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• #1

Huskers are crashing
Rhule or Schiano-who is
The biggest loser?

 

Jebba30

Heisman

Feb 2, 2025

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• Today at 10:34 AM

• #2

Bon Jovi Sucks

 

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FakeBillMoos

Junior

Dec 25, 2025

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• #3

GBR!

 

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Eastcobbhusker

Senior

Sep 17, 2005

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• Today at 10:43 AM

• #4

Nebraska once high hopes
Now have crashed
Hope for bad bowl

 

Jebba30

Heisman

Feb 2, 2025

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• #5

Husker Power dies
Autumn leaves bring lasting pain
Real people real deals

 

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NeverTellMeTheOdds

All-American

Nov 3, 2007

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• #6

New York dumps its trash
Jersey beams like a proud dad
Rutgers diploma

 

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NewJerseyGuy

Heisman

Jun 26, 2005

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• #7

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

 

John7777

All-Conference

Jul 12, 2022

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• #8

Jebba30 said:

Bon Jovi Sucks

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They do. On the other hand, thanks for The Wrens and Yo La Tengo. Oh, I should never forget Sinatra too, Jersey!

 

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Knight Shift

Heisman

May 19, 2011

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• Today at 1:06 PM

• #9

NewJerseyGuy said:

My only real thought …

Is they can’t be worse than us

Then another loss.

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Some of these Huskers
Can't count syllables for shat
Don't know Haiku rules?

It's five seven five
We like insults in Joisey
Sopranos live here

 

TheDude75

All-Conference

Jun 25, 2024

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Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

 

Knight Shift

Heisman

May 19, 2011

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• #11

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

 

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Doctor Worm

Heisman

Feb 7, 2002

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• #12

TheDude75 said:

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

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Knight Shift said:

Calling @Doctor Worm
Haiku lessons are needed
Five seven five please

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Syllabic count good
Line structure questionable
Good enough for me

 

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Husker shoe1

Redshirt

Feb 13, 2025

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• #13

TheDude75 said:

Two wretched teams clash, Nebraska survives the slop, Schiano sighs deep.

#GBR
#MidRhule

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Husker shoe1

Redshirt

Feb 13, 2025

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Husker shoe1 said:

Wretched my ***! Look who’s rated 23rd in the FPI. Because of computer ranking involvement we’re where we should be

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Knight Shift

Heisman

May 19, 2011

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• #15

Welcome Huskers fans
Rutgers Haikus are sacred
It's all we have now

Please respect Haiku
Five syllables, then seven
Then three syllables

Three lines, its easy
We welcome Haiku insults
Follow rules,not Rhule