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step.eng69

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Dear Abby,
My neighbor has 2 cannabis plants. How can I kill these plants from like 30 feet away?


Guess you are looking for a way to get a @SS beating.
So my advice.
Be a man and not a p*ssy about it.
This is key.
Only men and women who own up to their actions are worth a shlt .
So Wait till he is by said plants , and then walk up tell him you are gonna kill it , and try pulling it from the ground.
Good luck hope your insurance is paid up.
You deserve what ever you get .
 

LionJim

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@LionJim
LionJim, this you fucking around with Verizon?

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Not me. The math is wrong. The middle term on the check uses the formula e^(ix)=cos x + i*sin x so e^(i*pi)=cos pi+ i*sin pi=-1+i*0= -1. The last term is a geometric series which sums to 1. So the last two terms sum to zero. From there…

The mistake in the screenshot is that on the check the middle term is e^(i*pi) while in the typed explanation the middle term is e^(2*pi).
 
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step.eng69

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Not me. The math is wrong. The middle term on the check uses the formula e^(ix)=cos x + i*sin x so e^(i*pi)=cos pi+ i*sin pi=-1+i*0= -1. The last term is a geometric series which sums to 1. So the last two terms sum to zero. From there…

The mistake in the screenshot is that on the check the middle term is e^(i*pi) while in the typed explanation the middle term is e^(2*pi).
Soooo....LJ,
does the check bounce?
 

MtNittany

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I've always respected Bob Newhart's talents. My parents used to have his albums and this was on one. The subtlety and the smartness. Listen for the word "detached" in this bit.

 
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