Is there a running thread for funny jokes or memes?

[step.eng69]

Dear Abby,
My neighbor has 2 cannabis plants. How can I kill these plants from like 30 feet away?

Guess you are looking for a way to get a @SS beating.
So my advice.
Be a man and not a p*ssy about it.
This is key.
Only men and women who own up to their actions are worth a shlt .
So Wait till he is by said plants , and then walk up tell him you are gonna kill it , and try pulling it from the ground.
Good luck hope your insurance is paid up.
You deserve what ever you get .

 

[manatree]

 

[rudedude]

Hey @BobPSU92 , did anyone play this in the Blue Band?

 

[rudedude]

 

[rudedude]

 

[manatree]

 

[Thus Spake Mainer]

 

[manatree]

 

[bdgan]

Are Standardized Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A ****?

Government needs to do something about the inequities in our education system.

 

[psuro]

This guy is my spirit animal.....

 

[bdgan]

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I don't know about you guys but that approach wouldn't work for me.

 

[step.eng69]

@LionJim
LionJim, this you fucking around with Verizon?

 

[LionJim]

@LionJim
LionJim, this you fucking around with Verizon?

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Not me. The math is wrong. The middle term on the check uses the formula e^(ix)=cos x + i*sin x so e^(i*pi)=cos pi+ i*sin pi=-1+i*0= -1. The last term is a geometric series which sums to 1. So the last two terms sum to zero. From there…

The mistake in the screenshot is that on the check the middle term is e^(i*pi) while in the typed explanation the middle term is e^(2*pi).

 

[step.eng69]

Not me. The math is wrong. The middle term on the check uses the formula e^(ix)=cos x + i*sin x so e^(i*pi)=cos pi+ i*sin pi=-1+i*0= -1. The last term is a geometric series which sums to 1. So the last two terms sum to zero. From there…

The mistake in the screenshot is that on the check the middle term is e^(i*pi) while in the typed explanation the middle term is e^(2*pi).

Soooo....LJ,
does the check bounce?

 

[LionJim]

Soooo....LJ,
does the check bounce?

No, it didn’t bounce because rounded up to the nearest cent it was for $0.01.

 

[Erial_Lion]

No, it didn’t bounce because rounded up to the nearest cent it was for $0.01.

There’s a Super Terrific Happy Hour royalty joke in there somewhere!

 

[MtNittany]

I've always respected Bob Newhart's talents. My parents used to have his albums and this was on one. The subtlety and the smartness. Listen for the word "detached" in this bit.

 

[step.eng69]

 

[Midnighter]

This dude…reminds me of @laKavosiey-st lion and Moms if younger and British....

 

[manatree]

 

[rudedude]

Dele

 

[rudedude]

 

[LionJim]

Got off a good line at the gym today. I was wearing a Gallaudet shirt and someone (who already knew I was deaf) asked about it.

“I taught there for 38 years.”
“Really? Cool. What did you teach?”
“Mathematics. I’ve got a doctorate.”
“Dang, cool. Good for you.”
“Well, I was planning on being a medical doctor but I couldn’t hear the guys cough.”

 

[manatree]

 

[manatree]

@LionJim and my other fellow art history nerds

 

[manatree]

@BobPSU92

 

[manatree]

 

[LafayetteBear]

Not me. The math is wrong. The middle term on the check uses the formula e^(ix)=cos x + i*sin x so e^(i*pi)=cos pi+ i*sin pi=-1+i*0= -1. The last term is a geometric series which sums to 1. So the last two terms sum to zero. From there…

The mistake in the screenshot is that on the check the middle term is e^(i*pi) while in the typed explanation the middle term is e^(2*pi).

You just gave me MEGO Syndrome.

 

[manatree]

 

[rudedude]

 

[step.eng69]

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[step.eng69]

Come on, dude ... you can't post porn.

Mr. Moogy,
Not even borderline.
In my world this gal would be referred to as 'Fine Art'

The law, of course, would wholeheartedly, and wholevaginally, disagree.

Now Mr. Moogy,
If you were to take a video on the action listed below......you would probably be right.

 

[step.eng69]

 

[Chumboshifko1]

If so, please feel free to add this there…
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LoL!!!

 

[Chumboshifko1]

I've seen some jungle hanging out of torn stretch pants and jeans, but nothing like that!

 

[manatree]

 

[Midnighter]

Second best meme of the year after Rubio…

 

[manatree]

 

[rudedude]

After a wIld 69, a man has a dentist appt.

Worried his breath reeked of sex, he brushed 8 times, chugged mouthwash, and chewed mints.

The dentist leaned in and said, Did you just have a 69?

The man panicked and said,
Why, no-does my breath smell like sex?

The dentist replied, No.... but your forehead smells like ***!

 

[rudedude]

An old man goes into a drugstore to buy some Viagra.

“Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters?”

“I can cut them for you,” said Dan the pharmacist,
“but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”

“I’m 96,” said the old man.
“I don’t want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”