Which one? We've had them beat at least four times in the 4th quarter.
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Which one? We've had them beat at least four times in the 4th quarter.
I don’t care if I never see that dipshit (Jones) play another down. TS.
Congrats on the clean house Clark. Wait until you have to pre-clean for the cleaners. You'll wonder why they are coming.
Ive got a couple 30 something messy friends that have clothes and crap everywhere. They clean like once every two weeks and one of them now hires a girl to come once a week. Don’t know how they live like that.
Fortunately for me, the gal can’t stand a mess so our house is always spotless. She’s a bit over the top though, I mean we have 4 roombas for God’s sake.
What is your goatee telling you?
What a bunch of touching pussies.
The last couple of pages have been like The View discussing football.
I'm ashamed of all of you.
Seriously, back to back bowl seasons are what broke you gashes?
Where the touch have you been for the rest of the history of Kentucky football?
Holy ****. This place reeks of menstruation and essential oils.
The last couple of pages have been like The View discussing football.
I'm ashamed of all of you.
Seriously, back to back bowl seasons are what broke you gashes?
Where the touch have you been for the rest of the history of Kentucky football?
Holy ****. This place reeks of menstruation and essential oils.
Not to mention there’s about a dozen different shades of blue since they didn’t opt for one custom color to let everything match.
Me: "I just can't get into the mood for football this year. Even UK. I mean, I'll watch every game but the energy just isn't there."
My Punk-*** Kid: "Why do you care? They're terrible."
Me:
My Punk-*** Kid: "Why do you care? They're terrible."
Me:
Learning about Cuba and having some food.
I'd like to see Hyman Kaplan interview Mark Stoops.
If we would have covered the WRs we would have beaten Wisconsin but here we are
Also a couple snaps that went 5 feet over SJ's head. Funny, we had our center of the future sitting on the sidelines until about game 4 following approximately 20 poor snaps and killed offensive possessions.
After Drake got in I don't remember one. Quick learners, this group.
*Solid Sunday. Did my annual pilgrimage to the fair so I can get a pork chop sandwich. I don't know how they do it, but those are by far the best I've ever eaten. And I've eaten A LOT.
*My porkchop enduced bliss was short lived as I got a call from my Aunt in California saying my Granny isnt doing well. I went to surprise her for her 90th in March and she was doing well. She recently fell and found some other issues. Aunt told me it may be better to come and see her as soon as I can.
Woman was like my mother. She basically raised me. I'm praying she'll be fine, but 2018 has been the worst fukcing year of my life. So, #whynot.
Long story short, I'll be in San Diego in the next 3 weeks.
*Anthony Jeselnik in October. Pumped. 100% my kind of humor. I see Geese is going to. Maybe I'm cool enough to grab a couple of pre show brews with him. If not, eat ****.
*My porkchop enduced bliss was short lived as I got a call from my Aunt in California saying my Granny isnt doing well. I went to surprise her for her 90th in March and she was doing well. She recently fell and found some other issues. Aunt told me it may be better to come and see her as soon as I can.
Woman was like my mother. She basically raised me. I'm praying she'll be fine, but 2018 has been the worst fukcing year of my life. So, #whynot.
Long story short, I'll be in San Diego in the next 3 weeks.
*Anthony Jeselnik in October. Pumped. 100% my kind of humor. I see Geese is going to. Maybe I'm cool enough to grab a couple of pre show brews with him. If not, eat ****.
Lot of you may disagree but i'd like to see us put in some type of running track around the field at Commonwealth. Somewhere that folks could stand and lean against a chain link fence and smoke cigs and watch the game.
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I almost forgot about our center who couldn’t snap the ball. That was classic.
I almost forgot about our center who couldn’t snap the ball. That was classic.
How about a non manicured pos hedge around the field that develops a fungus and slowly dies over the span of 6+ years. Then Mitch finally digs up the hedge and replaces it with pos chain link that slowly deteriorates and rusts for like 10 years. Then we just turn the field in into a LAX pitch or whatever.
Yes, being a UK football fan is a sucker's bet.
Yes, it's stupid to think that we'll ever "turn the corner" and be anything other than a punchline.
Yes, we'll lose at least one game this year that we have no business losing.
Yes, watching our schemes/talent vs. other SEC teams' schemes/talent is watching checkers vs. chess.
Yes, it's stupid to get emotionally invested in something that is 100% guaranteed to piss you off and/or hurt you.
Yes, on at least 2,000 occasions this autumn I will drunkenly cuss the coaches, the players and the program.
Yes, I'll be there either in person or in front of the TV every damn Saturday hoping against hope that something good will happen because no matter how stupid it is, I love Kentucky football and I always have and I always will and if you're too cool for that then F you.
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Yes, it's stupid to think that we'll ever "turn the corner" and be anything other than a punchline.
Yes, we'll lose at least one game this year that we have no business losing.
Yes, watching our schemes/talent vs. other SEC teams' schemes/talent is watching checkers vs. chess.
Yes, it's stupid to get emotionally invested in something that is 100% guaranteed to piss you off and/or hurt you.
Yes, on at least 2,000 occasions this autumn I will drunkenly cuss the coaches, the players and the program.
Yes, I'll be there either in person or in front of the TV every damn Saturday hoping against hope that something good will happen because no matter how stupid it is, I love Kentucky football and I always have and I always will and if you're too cool for that then F you.
[banana]
COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM BETWEEN THE OUT OF CONTROL KUDZU INFESTATIONS, ITS UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY FOOTBALL
Chain link fence with cups spelling out a hashtag would be GOAT
It was cool hearing about your own kids, but daily little league commentary is a bit much.
If UK offered a middle school kid in every sport I’d be in favor of dismantling the athletic department.
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