Been to Vegas 10 times or so and haven't been to a club. Just not my thing. I get it, but just not what I want to do.
The pool is a great way to spend an early afternoon, if you find the right pool. At Mandalay Bay, the wave pool is terrible. Families everywhere. Head over to the adult pool, and it's a nice way to spend a couple hours sweating out a hangover while looking at titties and slow drinking yourself back to a partying mood.
Sportsbook is fantastic. I usually go to Ceasars and be the ponies. $10 bet gets you a drink ticket. Waitresses are always coming by to collect too. Others may do the same thing but I haven't had the motivation to find out. Have to have some cash to tip, but its the cash I already budgeted for afternoon pre-drunk Bernie.
The worst strip club I've ever been to was in Vegas. We went to the Spearmint Rhino on a Saturday night and it was packed. Sure, there were chicks everywhere, but it was too busy. No real place to sit, unless you are by a pole, and was constantly getting harassed about getting a dance. NO BUT I'D LIKE TO GET ONE FOR MY WIFE. That was pretty awesome, actually.
Anyway, my rotation is usually:
Day 1: Starting off hot before the plane leaves Louisville. Arrive already with a good buzz and continue for there. Get loaded in one or more of the hotel bars, throw some money on a craps table, drink until I'm about to pass out.
Day 2: Pool for a couple of hours. Sweat it out, drink away the hangover. Get ready and hit sportsbook while wife shops. Couple of hours later, wife returns, head to tables for a bit, then head back to hotel. Get ready, dinner, show, drink, maybe see some boobs, pass out.
Day 3: See day 2.
Day 4: F-off, Las Vegas, I won't be coming back, no need to.....I really don't like it much anyway.
