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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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HA SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS, BRAX SHOULD SHOW HER WHAT SHE WANTS.

Couples massage is really pretty over rated imo. I guess there is the nostalgia of "oh we're getting couple massage together" but really I don't need her in the room. I'm trying to relax.
 
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JHB4UK

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May 29, 2001
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always assumed those who partake in couples massages are just uptight prudes who secretly want to enjoy a swinging sex life of partner swapping, watching your significant other get touched (gyero), or orgys

this is the best they can allow themselves to live out those dark dirty dreams
 
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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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Would have to say of all the tricks in my bag, the massage table has been the deadliest weapon of them all.
 
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cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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cawoodsct said:
UK Athletics is emphasizing that all fans keep stairways and entry and exit ways clear. We ask that all patrons please be respectful and considerate of their fellow fans.
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So basically, this has always been against the rules and they're now applying to rule to the dancing guy too.
 
UK_Dallas

UK_Dallas

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Sep 17, 2015
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The media mock selections are out. I'd be fine with what they gave UK though I'd rather be out West. That South is a bear.
 
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Mattox

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Feb 27, 2003
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No Valentine's Day plans. Probably pick her up a card today or tomorrow. Should suffice so long as I don't spend too much on the card.
 
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PuffyNips

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Nov 13, 2001
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Panties, bra, movie and dinner at Mitchell's Fish Market (just because it is where we went for our first VDay) (insert cute pic of hearts)

The kids will get her some candy and flowers.

Done.
 
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cawoodsct

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Apr 27, 2006
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The same gift every year is a reliable, easy way to go. 5 pair of VS panties, 6 pairs of Asics low cut socks then a movie and dinner. Easy,breezy,beautiful.
 
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joeyrupption

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Jun 5, 2007
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I plan on sending a text that says, "I'll pick up the Pad Thai tonight." along with a Valentine's appropriate Bitmoji.
 
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BristolCat_rivals158386

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May 6, 2002
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Best Valentine's Day we ever had I picked up a pizza and sushi (to keep it classy) and had her wine glass waiting at the door when she got home from work. This isn't rocket surgery.
 
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TransyCat09

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Feb 3, 2009
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I feel like bbdk has been "window shopping" for months at the adam and eve website for things his wife neither knows about nor wants. jmo obviously
 
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wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Picking up babes at the bars Valentines Day weekend was always fun back in the day. Get some of that hot public makeout action.
 
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cawoodsct

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Apr 27, 2006
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Think ive been to one ballet in my adult life. Too much package for my liking. Will not be back.
 
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SAECATFAN

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Nov 7, 2001
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Little ***** pretty much have an app for that now, Chad. No extended eye contact, no drinks sent from across the bar, no blindly approaching a table full of clucking hens armed with nothing else but your wit...

Chasing tail is now a lost art, I'm afraid.
 
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