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champdawg.sixpack

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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
 
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triton28

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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
Was thinking this was gonna be about the stolen cowbell.
 
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John Deaux VII

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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
If there was no autopsy to confirm the cause of death, in certain situations it could be very easy for a defense attorney to make a jury believe that the actual cause of death was something other than what the defendant is on trial for. Its just standard procedure, and they do it for car accident victims if they have reason to believe a party to the accident was intoxicated. NOT having an autopsy for a homocide victims would make someone go "hmmmmmmmm"..
 

triton28

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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
Cause of death: homicide, suicide, accident. I’m sure most others are forgone conclusions but if it is going to court it needs evidence and a formal analysis.
 
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Delmar59

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
Are you an Elvis impersonator from Tupelo?
 

champdawg.sixpack

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
Organ harvesting??? Just asking
 
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champdawg.sixpack

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
Steve Holland?
 

Faustdog

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
This book touches on some of that with the coroners in Mississippi. Highly recommend it.

 
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ababyatemydingo

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
funeral home owners are right there with used car salesmen for ethics and morals
 

champdawg.sixpack

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HRMSU

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
You should share when ready. Weekly story....sorry just interested.....heck sell your story and we can have another Ozark series.
 
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Why is it that every homicide victim is sent to State Medical for an autopsy? I mean damn! “ Local man found dead in street with multiple gunshots to the head. His body has been sent to the state medical examiner for an autopsy and cause of death”. Huh? They don’t do it with car accident victims or the like. I mean, is there any doubt what killed him? Who makes that call? Coroner? Something ain’t right
Sir, please step back from the yellow tape…
 

BossDawg78

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All homicide victims are given autopsies because a dead body can hold lots of clues that can pinpoint motives and suspects that can be missed on the street. Evidence such as the types of bullets, drug use, fibers, and DNA evidence just for starters. Even the food in their stomach can be evidence.
 
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BulldogBlitz

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I will just add, when my son was involved in the hit and run in 2020, the Harris county ME called to let me know my son did not have Covid at time of death.

That and his corneas being harvested were the 2 things that stood out in phone calls that day.
 
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msugrad2003

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As a 30 year funeral director with an embalming fluid brand for my user name, I’ve been debating exposing the entire death care industry here on this forum for some time. You aren’t wrong, but you’re on a very bottom tier level of the corruption. Death care industry (including coroners/medical examiners/funeral homes/cemeteries/organ recovery agencies) is the most appalling breach of trust you’ll ever see.
Well? Keep going…
 

triton28

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You should share when ready. Weekly story....sorry just interested.....heck sell your story and we can have another Ozark series.
Definitely will consider sharing it. I am a bit concerned with the potential emotional response as most people on this board are a victim of it at some level.
 
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champdawg.sixpack

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All homicide victims are given autopsies because a dead body can hold lots of clues that can pinpoint motives and suspects that can be missed on the street. Evidence such as the types of bullets, drug use, fibers, and DNA evidence just for starters. Even the food in their stomach can be evidence. I’m
All homicide victims are given autopsies because a dead body can hold lots of clues that can pinpoint motives and suspects that can be missed on the street. Evidence such as the types of bullets, drug use, fibers, and DNA evidence just for starters. Even the food in their stomach can be evidence.
in my best Charles Barkley voice “ That’s the stupidest **** I’ve ever heard”
 

triton28

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I will just add, when my son was involved in the hit and run in 2020, the Harris county ME called to let me know my son did not have Covid at time of death.

That and his corneas being harvested were the 2 things that stood out in phone calls that day.
Awful bro. So sorry for your loss.
 
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Are you an Elvis impersonator from Tupelo?

pro wrestling GIF
 

PhredPhantom

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The Autopsy

A tough lawyer is cross-examining a medical expert in court: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

"No."

"Did you check for blood pressure?"

"No."

"Did you check for breathing?"

"No."

"So, then it is possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?"

"No."

"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

"Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk."

"I see... But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?"

"Yes, I suppose it’s possible that he was alive and practicing law somewhere."
 

triton28

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I had a cremation seminar in Jackson once and he was there getting the same certification. William Moody was an Actual funeral director he told me about how he would call up local funeral homes to get the caskets for that nights show when they needed one depending on which city they were in. His wife was sick at the time and he had taken time away from WWE to care for her. Super nice and humble dude tho and one of the greatest wwe characters of all time.
 
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I had a cremation seminar in Jackson once and he was there getting the same certification. William Moody was an Actual funeral director he told me about how he would call up local funeral homes to get the caskets for that nights show when they needed one depending on which city they were in. His wife was sick at the time and he had taken time away from WWE to care for her. Super nice and humble dude tho and one of the greatest wwe characters of all time.
I wondered if you crossed paths any.
 

greenbean.sixpack

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I had a cremation seminar in Jackson once and he was there getting the same certification. William Moody was an Actual funeral director he told me about how he would call up local funeral homes to get the caskets for that nights show when they needed one depending on which city they were in. His wife was sick at the time and he had taken time away from WWE to care for her. Super nice and humble dude tho and one of the greatest wwe characters of all time.
How much does cremation usually run vs a traditional funeral?
 

msstatelp1

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I've told my daughters sprinkle my ashes over the water...

Then flush!
I told mine to throw them in the first mud puddle they came to.

when somebody asks what you did with my ashes tell them. If they look shocked just say “Well that’s what the old SOB wanted me to do!”
 

patdog

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I've told my family to build a small boat, put my body in it, soak it all with gasoline, put it in the Reservoir, and set it on fire.
 

triton28

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How much does cremation usually run vs a traditional funeral?
A low-cost cremation provider will charge anywhere from 695 and your traditional funeral home will typically charge anywhere from 2000 for a cremation and a traditional funeral depending on whether the person has cemetery property or not can start at 6000 and go up as high as you want it to go typically nowhere short of 10 to 12
 
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