Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud

LafayetteBear

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I've offered to rejoin the bet with no pre-conditions to three different people multiple times and they all said no. Now stfu about it and mind your own business.
This ongoing bet nonsense is hilarious. Just ignore them. Or mock them. Either one is a good option..
 
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RockyMtNole

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Well, I have officially renamed Trump "Cheeto Hitler," so I guess he should have some latitude here, stupid as this move is. Imagine how many nanoseconds it will take, after the next President is sworn in, to reverse this and the other hilarious naming blunders. "Gulf of America" BWAHAHAHAHA!!
That’s why I hope he lives through his term
 

MuscoHawk

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I’d like to say he can’t do that, but if I pull up Google Maps right now, it says the f*cking Gulf of America.


 

DailyBuck7

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Fuc kin' Dumbass!

President Donald Trump ordered Lake Ontario to be renamed Lake America, the latest broadside in his escalating feud with Canada.
In the Oval Office on Thursday, Trump signed an order requiring that the U.S. Interior Department update geographic information systems to change the name of the lake, located between New York and Canada.


“We filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else,” Trump said. “We notified all the various people that we have to notify. So we’ve done everything that you have to do. And this is official, effective immediately.”
Trump said he made the change, which follows renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America last year, because “Canada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”
This is a developing story.

Ridiculously stupid.
 

Riveting

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Whoa, good one. You really got me there. Feel free to explain to me what nato has to do with the Orange turds trade war with our greatest long standing ally.
I would have thought even a low IQ poster could see that Canada has been relying on us for defense for decades without meeting its NATO commitments.

Yet you call them our "greatest long-standing ally".
 

bdgan

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It won't be much of a fight since Canada is bragging about finally meeting the 2% NATO defense spending target- which is obsolete now that the target is 5%,

Eh?

Prime Minister Carney announces Canada has achieved the NATO 2% defence spending target | Prime Minister of Canada
One of the big complaints is that Canada is allowing imports from China to be resold to the USA in order to avoid tariffs. I agree that's total B.S. but it's no excuse for renaming Lake Ontario.
 
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PapaGanoush

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Lack of understanding.

Pathetic

I'll offer you the same thing I offered the people you continue to shed tears for: No pre-conditions, no backing out. Join the bet - me and you - if you refuse, shut the fu.
Sad lack of character. Own up to your word.
 

Huey Grey 2

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I hope he lives through his term and dies in the most humiliating fashion. So humiliating that it breaks the spell over his cult followers.

Maybe posters like Riveting and Whiskey would get their own personalities back?
I don't. I want him to have a brutal heart attack right now. I'm not willing to risk infinite destruction just to see him finally be brought to justice. I want him gone immediately. Tonight.
 

scotchtiger

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I actually liked the gulf of America move. It made geographic sense. Borders numerous countries of north and South America, not just Mexico.

This is dumb. If you want to steal the name from Canada, whatever. But America is too grand a name for a smaller Great Lake. Name it after a former president or something. It’s still pretty dumb, but better.
 
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TrooneyLoons

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I actually liked the gulf of America move. It made geographic sense. Borders numerous countries of north and South America, not just Mexico.

This is dumb. If you want to steal the name from Canada, whatever. But America is too grand a name for a smaller Great Lake. Name it after a former president or something. It’s still pretty dumb, but better.
Lake America Ferrera?

 
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