Happy birthday KF!

RagnarLothbrok

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Maybe because there are more important things in life than worshipping a sports figure?
eyes woke up around 3:23 this morning to piss. In a foggy stupor, his subconscious echoed, “Run the ball.” After shaking off a short-lived fantasy of a wing T offense for 2026, his giddiness was mildly tempered by the realization of “0-0.”

At 3:25, about midstream, he realized the calendar had just turned to August. eyes raced to finish urinating so he could return to bed to fap. A life-sized poster of Kirk chomping bubble gum while hunched over scribbling on an index card was taped to the ceiling above him.

At 3:29, he posted here before drifting back to sleep, with visions of Ed Podolak running the football dancing through his head.
 

DukeSlater

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No doubt.

Not sure how everyone else isn't
Actually, there are plenty of reasons, all of which have been noted on this board multiple times, but hiring his son as OC and QB coach and refusing to fire him despite having the worst offense in the country is right up there.
 
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eyesofhawk

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So a football coach is a leader of a state? He is a leader of <200 people within a state. But you do you.
Stop. Iowa is tangibly a better place for KF having been one of its educators for 27+ years.

He helps young men become men. Makes them better people than they would have been. Most of them become permanent citizens of Iowa. Live their lives bases on many of the principles KF taught them. Have children, and raise them by the same principles. Those children have children, and do the same.

KF helps guide the lives of people who've never met him. They see what his teams stand for. They choose to live their lives with a hard work ethic, determination, teamwork, trust, honesty, etc.....

The consistent success of KF's teams has contributed decades of positive community moral. People feel like a winner. They're proud to be Hawkeyes. They're proud to be themselves. You ever notice the difference between an Iowa fan and an ISU fan? Let alone, the negativity in the community that a bad season would bring. Let alone, multiple bad seasons.

100% KF has been a blessing to this state. You're welcome
 

Grayhair1981

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Stop. Iowa is tangibly a better place for KF having been one of its educators for 27+ years.

He helps young men become men. Makes them better people than they would have been. Most of them become permanent citizens of Iowa. Live their lives bases on many of the principles KF taught them. Have children, and raise them by the same principles. Those children have children, and do the same.

KF helps guide the lives of people who've never met him. They see what his teams stand for. They choose to live their lives with a hard work ethic, determination, teamwork, trust, honesty, etc.....

The consistent success of KF's teams has contributed decades of positive community moral. People feel like a winner. They're proud to be Hawkeyes. They're proud to be themselves. You ever notice the difference between an Iowa fan and an ISU fan? Let alone, the negativity in the community that a bad season would bring. Let alone, multiple bad seasons.

100% KF has been a blessing to this state. You're welcome
Kindergarten teachers do more. They are leaders within their community. They are not leaders of their state.
 
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Grayhair1981

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eyes woke up around 3:23 this morning to piss. In a foggy stupor, his subconscious echoed, “Run the ball.” After shaking off a short-lived fantasy of a wing T offense for 2026, his giddiness was mildly tempered by the realization of “0-0.”

At 3:25, about midstream, he realized the calendar had just turned to August. eyes raced to finish urinating so he could return to bed to fap. A life-sized poster of Kirk chomping bubble gum while hunched over scribbling on an index card was taped to the ceiling above him.

At 3:29, he posted here before drifting back to sleep, with visions of Ed Podolak running the football dancing through his head.
I chuckled at this but based on his follow-up, I would say you nailed it
 
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eyesofhawk

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Actually, there are plenty of reasons, all of which have been noted on this board multiple times, but hiring his son as OC and QB coach and refusing to fire him despite having the worst offense in the country is right up there.
All of this was refuted in a separate thread, just yesterday.

This is your problem. The crap you spew gets shut down. You have nothing to respond with, so disappear from the thread. And then end up spewing the same crap in another thread. It's happened between you and I on this subject probably four times now. I'm not going to take the time to correct you again, today.

Not to mention, none of what you say kept BF's years at OC (pre-vacated wins) from being KF's winningest stretch at Iowa. Being that that is his job, it sounds pretty silly to be complaining. Negativity in the community reached an all-time high in '23. That was the last season of what, at the time, was KF's winningest stretch at Iowa. Actually stop and think about that for a second. Absolutely completely unjustifyable behavior from fans
 

83Hawk

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Exactly. No worship
From Merriam-Webster:

Worship-
1
: to honor or show reverence for as a divine being or supernatural power

2

: to regard with great or extravagant respect, honor, or devotion


So, you don’t have great respect for Kirk? Interesting.
 
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Grayhair1981

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Who cares?

Going out of your way to minimize KF couldn't make you sound more silly
I would b willing to bet you the guy you worship would actually agree with me that a KG teacher is more of a leader and definitely more important than him. I believe he is a good man who has had a successful career. Nothing more-nothing less.
 
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eyesofhawk

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I would b willing to bet you the guy you worship would actually agree with me that a KG teacher is more of a leader and definitely more important than him. I believe he is a good man who has had a successful career. Nothing more-nothing less.
And part of that successful career has been the molding of quality citizens of the state.

But if you want to seperare that from the W column, and call it "more than", then hundreds of families in Iowa would disagree that KF hasn't been "more than"
 

Grayhair1981

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And part of that successful career has been the molding of quality citizens of the state.

But if you want to seperare that from the W column, and call it "more than", then hundreds of families in Iowa would disagree that KF hasn't been "more than"
And none of that makes him a leader of the state. That is Nebraska Tom Osborne cult BS
 
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r_desihawk

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in all fairness if you had to rank all the leaders of people within the state of iowa i suspect ferentz will be one of if not the most respected. it would be ridiculous for a fb coach to be there but the guy has been here for nearly 30 years exhuding class
 
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Grayhair1981

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in all fairness if you had to rank all the leaders of people within the state of iowa i suspect ferentz will be one of if not the most respected
Does he create or enforce policy? Has he been instrumental in changing how people live. He is no different than anyone else in the entertainment world. Ghandi was a leader. Martin Luther and MLK were leaders. Lincoln, Ike . . .the list goes on. No football coach is the leader of his state.
 
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r_desihawk

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Does he create or enforce policy? Has he been instrumental in changing how people live. He is no different than anyone else in the entertainment world. Ghandi was a leader. Martin Luther and MLK were leaders. Lincoln, Ike . . .the list goes on. No football coach is the leader of his state.
to me a leader isn't a creator or enforcer of policy even when considerted at the state level. a leader is someone who can inspire others and instill values that make society better. and there are many ways to accomplish that outside of politics. ferentz certainly is nowhere in the class of the names you listed but if you make a list of people who are considered leaders in the state of iowa currently kf belongs near the top at least in my book.
 
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Grayhair1981

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to me a leader isn't a creator or enforcer of policy even when considerted at the state level. a leader is someone who can inspire others and instill values that make society better. and there are many ways to accomplish that outside of politics. ferentz certainly is nowhere in the class of the names you listed but if you make a list of people who are considered leaders in the state of iowa currently kf belongs near the top at least in my book.
Is he a leader to people who don't follow football? To ISU fans? UNI?
 

r_desihawk

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Is he a leader to people who don't follow football? To ISU fans? UNI?
you have to be kidding...he's been super visible for 30 years in the state. produce a list of 5 people in iowa currently who would be considered by the state as better leaders. if kf decided to run for governor...do i need to even complete the sentence?
 
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eyesofhawk

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And none of that makes him a leader of the state. That is Nebraska Tom Osborne cult BS
Educators are leaders.

You've even called KG teachers leaders. And now you're tring to limit it politicians and geographical borderlines.

Nothing that's been said in this thread, about positive effect that KF's had on the lives of Iowans, can be disputed.

If you want to make it about semantics, or something else, that's a commentary on you
 

eyesofhawk

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Does he create or enforce policy? Has he been instrumental in changing how people live. He is no different than anyone else in the entertainment world. Ghandi was a leader. Martin Luther and MLK were leaders. Lincoln, Ike . . .the list goes on. No football coach is the leader of his state.
No one has said KF is the leader of the state.

Read better
 

Grayhair1981

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Educators are leaders.

You've even called KG teachers leaders. And now you're tring to limit it politicians and geographical borderlines.

Nothing that's been said in this thread, about positive effect that KF's had on the lives of Iowans, can be disputed.

If you want to make it about semantics, or something else, that's a commentary on you
Didn't say he didn't had a positive impact on people. Again, the same can be said for nearly every educator. No one is calling them leaders of the state.
 
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Didn't say he didn't had a positive impact on people. Again, the same can be said for nearly every educator. No one is calling them leaders of the

Didn't say he didn't had a positive impact on people. Again, the same can be said for nearly every educator. No one is calling them leaders of the state.

Didn't say he didn't had a positive impact on people. Again, the same can be said for nearly every educator. No one is calling them leaders of the state.
Hey friend, kindergarten teachers would be disappointed in you. Just wish KF a happy birthday and move on.
 

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