No shiite, Sherlock. It was a play on that statement. Keep up.
An expert on making women orgasm? Well, I don't want to put labels on it, but I have been pretty successful, over my lifetime, making women call out ... many, many times ... to call out to (or call me?) a higher power.
And, so, here we are ... with you asserting that anything other than sex for reproduction being "deviant," then admitting that you are OK with "deviant" behavior, as long as you contractually agree to join together in the eyes of the law, but then asserting that "deviant" behavior, which isn't deviant in today's American society, shouldn't be allowed.
Glad we got that cleared up. The pretzel logic of a bigoted evangelical is always fun to play with.