*****BrianNole's Emergency Room Hospital Visit thread*****

[Torbee]

My nurse is pretty cute...she has black curly hair.

No pics.

 

[BrianNole777]

I'm high on Valium...holy snikes.

I'm like Curt Cobain.

 

[Moral]

My nurse is pretty cute...she has black curly hair.

No pics.

Ask her out.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Fellas,

On Saturday, May 30, I had some dizziness and luckily was able to drive home safely.

Since then, my vision has been impaired. I went to a doctor last night and she didn't think it was a stroke.

It was probably a migraine.

I can't see well. I hope to be normal by July 4.

I'm trying not to catastrophe. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

TIA.

Godspeed,
BrianNole

Wish you well, friend.

Get your BP checked out and get to the gym.

Then get laid.

 

[Aardvark86]

I'm high on Valium...holy snikes.

I'm like Curt Cobain.

Thread…losing…momentum….need…coffee…

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Went to urgent care.
Setting up an appt with neurologist
A couple hours later you’re uber’ing to the ER.

We need a new narrator. Show the doc this thread as evidence of your impairment. You’ll get more tests done more quickly.

@BrianNole777 and see if one of the doctors there can hook you up with one of those Trump “IQ tests,” then report back here and let us know if you are as smart as the president.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

That doesn't explain why they'd give you Ativan ... unless you're freaking out and saying you may have had a stroke or have a brain tumor and there's no evidence of it.

Is this all a fever dream you're typing out?

Probably to relax during the MRI if it’s a narrow tube and he’s claustrophobic.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

My nurse is pretty cute...she has black curly hair.

No pics.

Dick.

 

[lonestar50]

I'm getting an MRI!

Here's what a MRI looks like without the cover. You know, to calm you down

 

[r_desihawk]

Here's what a MRI looks like without the cover. You know, to calm you down

looks like a run of the mill star gate wormhole generator

 

[noleclone2]

My nurse is pretty cute...she has black curly hair.

No pics.

Tell her you are scared you may die a virgin and see what happens.

 

[BrianNole777]

The MRI was a breeze...I can see why people like hard drugs.

 

[BrianNole777]

Tell her you are scared you may die a virgin and see what happens.

I never lie to the ladies.

 

[BrianNole777]

Wish you well, friend.

Get your BP checked out and get to the gym.

Then get laid.

My BP is brutal...138/98

 

[Moogy]

I'm high on Valium...holy snikes.

I'm like Curt Cobain.

Ativan AND Valium?

You need new doctors.

And to chill out.

 

[BrianNole777]

One of the female techs has a rosary around her wrist...I didn't say anything.

 

[BrianNole777]

Ativan AND Valium?

You need new doctors.

And to chill out.

Just Valium.

 

[PinkShizzle]

How much was the bill??

I'm not sure. One was in 9th grade and the other was paid for by my job.

 

[BrianNole777]

My IV bag is almost empty!

 

[Hydro2.0]

My BP is brutal...138/98

Top number isn’t awful; bottom should probably do more shower squats.

ORRR

you have tons of anxiety and it’s a false reading

ORRR

YOURE DED.

 

[BrianNole777]

Top number isn’t awful; bottom should probably do more shower squats.

ORRR

you have tons of anxiety and it’s a false reading

ORRR

YOURE DED.

I have high BP...I take 50 MG of Losartan every night.

It runs in the family...my Dad is 86 years old and has 171/101 BP.

 

[GesterHawk]

I'm high on Valium...holy snikes.

I'm like Curt Cobain.

 

[GesterHawk]

My BP is brutal...138/98

RIP in peace brother.

 

[GesterHawk]

Top number isn’t awful; bottom should probably do more shower squats.

ORRR

you have tons of anxiety and it’s a false reading

ORRR

YOURE DED.

That is his BP on happy juice. He's effed.

 

[GesterHawk]

I have high BP...I take 50 MG of Losartan every night.

It runs in the family...my Dad is 86 years old and has 171/101 BP.

Damn, does blood shoot across the room when he gets a paper cut?

 

[BrianNole777]

That is his BP on happy juice. He's effed.

My regular morning BP is 128/92 on a good day.

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

Did I get it correct Brian? You at Riddle?

 

[BrianNole777]

Did I get it correct Brian? You at Riddle?

I've never heard of Riddle.

 

[BrianNole777]

@JWolf74

 

[BrianNole777]

I have some Ledo pizza at home with chicken toppings...I hope I can get home in time to maul some.

 

[Anon789828]

Why do I feel like Brian is one of those guys that visits the hospital often always thinking something is wrong with him.

 

[Moogy]

Why do I feel like Brian is one of those guys that visits the hospital often always thinking something is wrong with him.

^^^^^^^
Here's a guy who needs an MRI, a CAT scan and a preemptive lobotomy.

 

[Anon789828]

^^^^^^^
Here's a guy who needs an MRI, a CAT scan and a preemptive lobotomy.

 

[BrianNole777]

Why do I feel like Brian is one of those guys that visits the hospital often always thinking something is wrong with him.

The last time I was in a hospital was 2016 because I woke up and the room was spinning...it was vertigo.

 

[BrianNole777]

That is his BP on happy juice. He's effed.

My BP on happy juice 3 minutes ago was 139/89

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

My BP on happy juice 3 minutes ago was 139/89

Do you exercise? Like at all?

 

[BrianNole777]

Do you exercise? Like at all?

I walk 3 few days a week for about 30 minutes and do stair pushups and shower squats.

 

[BrianNole777]

*****UPDATE*****

My MRI was normal!!!

No sinus infection either.

The doctor said I should see my opthomolagist soon.

 

[BrianNole777]

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

I walk 3 few days a week for about 30 minutes and do stair pushups and shower squats.

How old are you? A gym membership is way cheaper than the ER....