*****BrianNole's Emergency Room Hospital Visit thread*****

[Aardvark86]

My health insurance deductible is $9,500.

And the premium?

 

[Aardvark86]

The view from here:

Shady grove Adventist?

 

[Aardvark86]

I’m guessing simple dehydration.

 

[BrianNole777]

Shady grove Adventist?

No...don't attempt to locate me.

TIA.

 

[Aardvark86]

No...don't attempt to locate me.

TIA.

They certainly don’t look like Georgetown er seats.

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

My money is on Diabetes. I was a towel in an ER for part of my career, so that's something to consider. Should we get a pool going?

Towel? Pool? Some towel is playing games here....

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

They certainly don’t look like Georgetown er seats.

It's at Riddle

 

[Aardvark86]

No...don't attempt to locate me.

TIA.

And here I was thinking of sending you a stripper-gram.

 

[BrianNole777]

I'm getting an MRI!

 

[Aardvark86]

I'm getting an MRI!

Yahtzee!!!!!!

 

[Moral]

I'm getting an MRI!

Some guys have all the luck.

 

[BrianNole777]

Some guys have all the luck.

I had an MRI in 2016...I don't know what's worse...the tube or the noise.

 

[Aardvark86]

Have you had a urinary catheter ?

 

[GesterHawk]

In Uber now...my driver is Mohammad from Pakistan.

Tip him this time.

 

[GesterHawk]

I just tipped the Uber driver $5 and gave him 5 stars

Progress

 

[tarheelbybirth1]

I'm getting an MRI!

I had an MR2 years ago.

 

[BrianNole777]

Have you had a urinary catheter ?

Never.

 

[Aardvark86]

I do have to say congratulations on your discretion. It’s Been a good month or so on this site before the first full on hypochondria thread.

 

[GesterHawk]

Went to urgent care.
Setting up an appt with neurologist
A couple hours later you’re uber’ing to the ER.

We need a new narrator. Show the doc this thread as evidence of your impairment. You’ll get more tests done more quickly.

 

[BrianNole777]

My platelets are low!

 

[BrianNole777]

I had an MR2 years ago.

How much did it cost you??

$$$

 

[GesterHawk]

I’m guessing simple dehydration.

Yep. I was going to tell him to stop drinking ketchup and try some water.

 

[GesterHawk]

I'm getting an MRI!

Why?

 

[GesterHawk]

My platelets are low!

MRIs don't show that.

 

[Aardvark86]

Could be worse. You could be Braden mcnabb a half hour ago.



87 mph to the mush

 

[tarheelbybirth1]

How much did it cost you??

$$$

*shrug* late 80's... about $12K?

 

[BrianNole777]

They're giving me some ativan meds.

 

[BrianNole777]

Why?

I may have a stroke or brain tumor.

 

[GesterHawk]

They're giving me some ativan meds.

So basically they want you to calm the f_ck down. We all want that for you.

 

[GesterHawk]

I may have a stroke or brain tumor.

No you haven't.

 

[BrianNole777]

MRIs don't show that.

I had blood work done after I entered the ER...the tech looked like a Star Wars character.

 

[PinkShizzle]

I was a towel in an ER for part of my career, so that's something to consider.

 

[Aardvark86]

I had blood work done after I entered the ER...the tech looked like a Star Wars character.

Jar jar binks?

 

[PinkShizzle]

I had an MRI in 2016...I don't know what's worse...the tube or the noise.

I fell asleep when I got an MRI. CSB.

 

[Torbee]

Ask for fentanyl

 

[BrianNole777]

I fell asleep when I got an MRI. CSB.

How much was the bill??

 

[Moogy]

I may have a stroke or brain tumor.

That doesn't explain why they'd give you Ativan ... unless you're freaking out and saying you may have had a stroke or have a brain tumor and there's no evidence of it.

Is this all a fever dream you're typing out?

 

[TennNole17*]

This is a weird live journal

 

[BrianNole777]

My nurse is pretty cute...she has black curly hair.

No pics.

 

[BrianNole777]

The orange on this site is giving me a stroke...maybe.