I Don't Agree With What the Guy Did....

McLovin32

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...but I do understand. You don't microwave fish in the workplace.

Police Officer Accused of Pulling Gun on Coworker Over Microwaving Fish in the Office​

Whitney Danhauer
Wed, June 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM CDT



The debate over whether fish belongs in an office microwave may finally have a definitive answer.
Michael DeBiase was arrested on May 30 and charged with pointing and presenting a firearm at an alleged kitchen offender, according to the arrest warrant from the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division. He has since been released on bond.
The document stated that DeBiase, 46, “confronted” another officer about “warming up fish in the microwave, causing a strong odor.”


The Myrtle Beach Police Department also shared a message on Facebook and revealed that DeBiase was no longer with the department “following a violation of department policy after allegations that he pointed his firearm at another officer,” the statement posted on Tuesday, June 2 read.

The statement added that DeBiase allegedly removed his department-issued firearm from its holster and pointed it at a fellow officer while inside a “briefing room.” He was placed on administrative leave pending investigations by the department’s Office of Professional Standards and the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division.

According to the department, the internal review uncovered “several policy violations.”
“This incident does not reflect the values demonstrated by the men and women of the Myrtle Beach Police Department every day,” the statement continued. “However, it does demonstrate our commitment to accountability and our willingness to address conduct that falls short of our expectations.”


 

GesterHawk

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This has long been my plan were I ever to leave a job truly upset.

Put in my notice at 8:00 AM.

At 9:00 AM I would microwave plate of salmon and broccoli for 4:00 minutes in every microwave in the building.

At 9:15 AM be escorted from the office by security.
 

AFM22

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This has long been my plan were I ever to leave a job truly upset.

Put in my notice at 8:00 AM.

At 9:00 AM I would microwave plate of salmon and broccoli for 4:00 minutes in every microwave in the building.

At 9:15 AM be escorted from the office by security.
If it was my work you’ll be drug out in a body bag at 9:04
 

JWolf74

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This has long been my plan were I ever to leave a job truly upset.

Put in my notice at 8:00 AM.

At 9:00 AM I would microwave plate of salmon and broccoli for 4:00 minutes in every microwave in the building.

At 9:15 AM be escorted from the office by security.
monsters GIF
 
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LafayetteBear

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This has long been my plan were I ever to leave a job truly upset.

Put in my notice at 8:00 AM.

At 9:00 AM I would microwave plate of salmon and broccoli for 4:00 minutes in every microwave in the building.

At 9:15 AM be escorted from the office by security.
For a few years before law school, I worked for a large corporation that could at times seem pretty soulless. One of my co-workers (who was a lifer there) frequently mentioned that his fantasy was to announce his resignation by opening the middle drawer of his desk, getting up on top of his desk, and peeing in said middle drawer. He obviously had a severe case of workplace ennui.
 
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GesterHawk

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For a few years before law school, I worked for a large corporation that could at times seem pretty soulless. One of my co-workers (who was a lifer there) frequently mentioned that his fantasy was to announce his resignation by opening the middle drawer of his desk, getting up on top of his desk, and peering in said middle drawer. He obviously had a severe case of workplace ennui.
I am going to assume you meant pee, not peer. Though peering into the soulless void of a corporation will, in fact, allow the soulless corporation to peer back into you.

So you might want to be careful with that.
 
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baltimorened

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For a few years before law school, I worked for a large corporation that could at times seem pretty soulless. One of my co-workers (who was a lifer there) frequently mentioned that his fantasy was to announce his resignation by opening the middle drawer of his desk, getting up on top of his desk, and peeing in said middle drawer. He obviously had a severe case of workplace ennui.
sounds like he should have looked for another job. I loved working for a fortune 100 company..