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Torbee

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I get it. I'm not saying anyone should like Torbee. He can make himself quite unlikable.

I'm just saying watch out on this guy.
I offered Frydaze a deal some time back- make a poll in the Lounge asking the posters there to vote on who they'd like to see take a permanent vacation from it - him or me. I said I'd abide by the results and never post again.

Oddly, he hasn't taken me up on the offer. Despite the fact he dislikes my posts. Geez, I wonder why . . . .
 

PedMaller

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This will be my last post on this topic as it is exceedingly boring.

I want to clear the air here, though, as you and McJizz are the ones that brought my profession into the conversation, not me.

You keep saying I am bragging about being a writer. That is bulls.hit. I'd prefer none of you freaks know anything about my personal life, but you JUMPED on McJizz's insults of me (which, typical of McJizz, are not tethered to reality, are misguided and absurdly innaccurate.)

Not once have I bragged or gloated or really said much about what I do - other than to note that it's pretty f.ucking stupid to call someone an "alleged" writer when they've been paid to do it by dozens of publications for three-plus decades.
The articles I’ve read of yours sucked a$$ …..like they were written by a mentally-challenged 3rd grader.

I’m guessing you make less than $10G/year in your writing “career”. So to get by, what favors do you perform on your father-in-law to get your weekly allowance?! 😂
 

PedMaller

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I offered Frydaze a deal some time back- make a poll in the Lounge asking the posters there to vote on who they'd like to see take a permanent vacation from it - him or me. I said I'd abide by the results and never post again.

Oddly, he hasn't taken me up on the offer. Despite the fact he dislikes my posts. Geez, I wonder why . . . .
Because most conservatives are too busy working hard to spend much time posting on message boards. That was me for many years until my hard work & Trump’s skyrocketing stock market allowed me to scale back.

On the libtard side, they are lots of barely-employed losers/grifters like yourself who spend time on here regurgitating what they hear on MSNBC & circle-jerking each other’s posts. Pathetic.
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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This will be my last post on this topic as it is exceedingly boring.

I want to clear the air here, though, as you and McJizz are the ones that brought my profession into the conversation, not me.

You keep saying I am bragging about being a writer. That is bulls.hit. I'd prefer none of you freaks know anything about my personal life, but you JUMPED on McJizz's insults of me (which, typical of McJizz, are not tethered to reality, are misguided and absurdly innaccurate.)

Not once have I bragged or gloated or really said much about what I do - other than to note that it's pretty f.ucking stupid to call someone an "alleged" writer when they've been paid to do it by dozens of publications for three-plus decades.
In case you missed your buddies recent comment about you. Also cool story, you hated me from day one because I didn’t know you were a writer/blogger. Back peddle all you want, no one’s buying it.
I get it. I'm not saying anyone should like Torbee. He can make himself quite unlikable.

I'm just saying watch out on this guy.
 
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GesterHawk

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Just saying... isn't it the dream to not have to work because you married into generational wealth? Or at least have the luxury of choosing what you get to do with your time?

I guess I don't see it as the slam that people make it out to be.
It is just jealousy.
 
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Torbee

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Just saying... isn't it the dream to not have to work because you married into generational wealth? Or at least have the luxury of choosing what you get to do with your time?

I guess I don't see it as the slam that people make it out to be.
The part I take exception to is the presumption I don’t work hard.

I work my *** off in a profession that is notoriously fickle when it comes to compensation - but it is meaningful work that has purpose, I enjoy and am pretty good at.

I am super proud of Mrs. Torbee who has only grown and improved the family business as a fourth generation owner. My son is now in year two with the company and looks like he’ll be a great 5th generation steward.

My daughter, like me, chose to go into a personally fulfilling but not well-compensated field: public teaching. I am as proud of her as I am my son.

Everyone has their own path 🤷‍♂️
 

jedhawk77

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You're special.

Follow along:

No one thinks your argument was correct or persuasive. You're an absolute buffoon.

However, if you construct an argument, even if it's completely unsound or invalid, but it implicates you, negatively, then that necessarily is an admission that that negative portrayal applies to you.

Do you understand? Probably not, since you act like you only have a 3rd grade education.

So, to illustrate ...

Hypothetically, you could argue the following (this is you, writing this argument) ...

McGibbs is from Iowa
Everyone from Iowa is a pathetic loser

...

Now, the necessary implication here ... the only valid conclusion to this argument is ... "McGibbs is a pathetic loser."

That's what YOU would think. That's your argument. You announce you're from Iowa, you say everyone from Iowa is a pathetic loser ... ergo, you think you're a pathetic loser.

Now, this doesn't mean that argument is sound ... because not everyone from Iowa actually is a pathetic loser. But, because you think it it's true, and you implicated yourself negatively in this, that means you ARE a pathetic loser ... even if other Iowans are not pathetic losers. One doesn't need to accept that your assertion that Iowans are all pathetic losers is true to acknowledge that you called yourself a pathetic loser.

Applying that here, you called people pedos ... then you said pedos recognize pedos. Ergo, your argument is that you're a pedo, and you recognize other pedos. So, the negative self-portrayal - that you're a pedo, stands as an admission. But this doesn't mean you're correct that the people you called pedos are pedos. Got it?

In sum, you're a pedo, as you admitted. No one else has been proven to be a pedo ... except you.
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LunchBox50

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In case you missed your buddies recent comment about you. Also cool story, you hated me from day one because I didn’t know you were a writer/blogger. Back peddle are you want, no one’s buying it.

*buddy's
*backpedal

It's awesome how genuinely stupid you are. Peddle is a verb that means to travel from place to place selling goods. The proper use would be "McJizz peddles stupidity every day."
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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*buddy's
*backpedal

It's awesome how genuinely stupid you are. Peddle is a verb that means to travel from place to place selling goods. The proper use would be "McJizz peddles stupidity every day."
Trolling:
That is all this handle does. It has never shared any actual thought or information about itself.
 

LunchBox50

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Trolling:
That is all this handle does. It has never shared any actual thought or information about itself.
Why would anyone share personal information when internet stalkers like yourself are on here? Let alone stalkers who don't have any sort of basic grasp of English.

BTW: If you're going to reach 100 posts with this handle, you better pick up the pace. Unless you're going to BACKPEDAL from that plan.
 

WDDT

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Just saying... isn't it the dream to not have to work because you married into generational wealth? Or at least have the luxury of choosing what you get to do with your time?

I guess I don't see it as the slam that people make it out to be.
Lol. You sir, are a raging phag.


No. I would not want to be handcuffed to that. Frankly, I broke up with an anesthesiologist daughter because she was clearly going to always be daddies little girl even though it would have had a **** ton of doors opened for me.

You are a man, act like it. The goal of life isnt to suck off someone else's tit.


***Edit to add, it has nothing to do with the wealth, its about the type of person who would hyphenate your last name to maintain the most common surname in the English language to hold the connection to her daddy because she knew the day you got married you were never going to overcome them.
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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The articles I’ve read of yours sucked a$$ …..like they were written by a mentally-challenged 3rd grader.

I’m guessing you make less than $10G/year in your writing “career”. So to get by, what favors do you perform on your father-in-law to get your weekly allowance?! 😂
You read articles of his? I feel so sorry for you. I’m sure you regret it.
 

Moogy

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This will be my last post on this topic as it is exceedingly boring.

I want to clear the air here, though, as you and McJizz are the ones that brought my profession into the conversation, not me.

You keep saying I am bragging about being a writer. That is bulls.hit. I'd prefer none of you freaks know anything about my personal life, but you JUMPED on McJizz's insults of me (which, typical of McJizz, are not tethered to reality, are misguided and absurdly innaccurate.)

Not once have I bragged or gloated or really said much about what I do - other than to note that it's pretty f.ucking stupid to call someone an "alleged" writer when they've been paid to do it by dozens of publications for three-plus decades.

You did absolutely nothing to clear the air with your misguided diatribe.

You are, in fact, an alleged writer, from my perspective. I have no proof you are a writer, nor do I care to obtain any such proof. Without proof, you are "alleged." This is how words and logic work. You should learn that.

So, not only is it NOT "pretty f.ucking stupid" to call you an alleged writer, it's entirely accurate ... and your attempts to characterize my characterization as "pretty f.ucking stupid" are entirely f.ucking stupid. And you can stomp your feet while you're screaming "but am I a writer! I am! I am! I am!" until you pass out and that does nothing to change this truth.

I also don't think you are bragging about being a writer. I think you are trying to assert that in a desperate plea for validation ... .just like the gentleman in Office Space who says he's a people person. You're trying to make up for comparatively crappy contributions by saying "but I'm a writer!," but this fails in two respects: first, no one cares; second, it's not a brag. Either you contribute to the board, or you don't. If I assert I'm a mathematics professor and then I say "2+2=5," my alleged status as a mathematics professor does nothing to help me (and can only hurt). And no one sane is bragging about being a writer. Millions of dullards are "writers."

Be better, MC Pee Boy. Or posts pictures. Or moving pictures. Or gifs. Or memes.
 
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Well unfortunately he’s found a group of 5 or so other posters here on the free board that think just like him. They are possible the most annoying group of people I’ve ever encountered. It’s funny you bring up the popularity poll because he’s done the same thing on here recently. Another one of those posters I’ve mentioned above, loves the popularity polls as well. They’ve taken it a step farther these days and really concentrate on their likes to post ratio. They’ve taken all like each other’s posts no matter what the post is. It’s comical.

EDIT: It doesn’t let me insert a quote when I edit but here is a link to him recently wanting to creat a poll to see who should be jettisoned. Too funny.

Edit, edit: Well crap, here’s another one from just a few days before that. The dude loves himself some message board popularity contests.
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Cute. Gibbles found a friend. Why am I not surprised the douchiest poster in the lounge came to be his white knight.
 

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Cute. Gibbles found a friend. Why am I not surprised the douchiest poster in the lounge came to be his white knight.
I found a friend? I thought we just shared a common interest of making fun of the biggest douche on these message boards. Af(ucking)m(oron)22 was the one trying to be besties as soon as he posted on here.
 
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jedhawk77

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I found a friend? I thought we just shared a common interest of making fun of the biggest douche on these message boards. Af(ucking)m(oron)22 was the one trying to be besties as soon as he posted on here.
Well we will see. Maybe you are correct that ole Fry is the one that finally found a companion. I will warn you also. Be careful. Dude might be more unhinged and crazier than Franisdaman.
 
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LunchBox50

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I found a friend? I thought we just shared a common interest of making fun of the biggest douche on these message boards. Af(ucking)m(oron)22 was the one trying to be besties as soon as he posted on here.

This sure aged well from that prior thread:

The weird thing is all you guys are crying about me but once we moved to a new site where the mod wasn’t one of your lovers, I haven’t needed to make a new handle because of being banned.
weird right? Especially considering my posting hasn’t changed, in fact I post less about actual topics and make fun of you losers more.
 

PedMaller

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The part I take exception to is the presumption I don’t work hard.

I work my *** off in a profession that is notoriously fickle when it comes to compensation - but it is meaningful work that has purpose, I enjoy and am pretty good at.

I am super proud of Mrs. Torbee who has only grown and improved the family business as a fourth generation owner. My son is now in year two with the company and looks like he’ll be a great 5th generation steward.

My daughter, like me, chose to go into a personally fulfilling but not well-compensated field: public teaching. I am as proud of her as I am my son.

Everyone has their own path 🤷‍♂️
And yours is the path of grift 😂
 

Torbee

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You did absolutely nothing to clear the air with your misguided diatribe.

You are, in fact, an alleged writer, from my perspective. I have no proof you are a writer, nor do I care to obtain any such proof. Without proof, you are "alleged." This is how words and logic work. You should learn that.

So, not only is it NOT "pretty f.ucking stupid" to call you an alleged writer, it's entirely accurate ... and your attempts to characterize my characterization as "pretty f.ucking stupid" are entirely f.ucking stupid. And you can stomp your feet while you're screaming "but am I a writer! I am! I am! I am!" until you pass out and that does nothing to change this truth.

I also don't think you are bragging about being a writer. I think you are trying to assert that in a desperate plea for validation ... .just like the gentleman in Office Space who says he's a people person. You're trying to make up for comparatively crappy contributions by saying "but I'm a writer!," but this fails in two respects: first, no one cares; second, it's not a brag. Either you contribute to the board, or you don't. If I assert I'm a mathematics professor and then I say "2+2=5," my alleged status as a mathematics professor does nothing to help me (and can only hurt). And no one sane is bragging about being a writer. Millions of dullards are "writers."

Be better, MC Pee Boy. Or posts pictures. Or moving pictures. Or gifs. Or memes.
I hope you achieved release with your mental masturbation session here.
 
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AFM22

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Lol. You sir, are a raging phag.


No. I would not want to be handcuffed to that. Frankly, I broke up with an anesthesiologist daughter because she was clearly going to always be daddies little girl even though it would have had a **** ton of doors opened for me.

You are a man, act like it. The goal of life isnt to suck off someone else's tit.


***Edit to add, it has nothing to do with the wealth, its about the type of person who would hyphenate your last name to maintain the most common surname in the English language to hold the connection to her daddy because she knew the day you got married you were never going to overcome them.
Seems we're looking at this from different angles.
 
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WDDT

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Does it make me a phag to not insult someone?
No, but it makes you the type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on.


*** which is why torbee sits in the corner and convinces himself he is ok with it as his wife gets phucked in front of him. All because he really likes telling people he has a wife with a title.