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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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He literally wanted to start a poll on the board to see who was more popular- him or me 😂😂He went as far as bragging he got “paid” by writing a column one time a week on a message board 😂😂😂 Can’t make this stuff up. So what you’ve described lines up perfectly. If you’re aware of Dan Bernstein of WSCR Chicago before they fired him, he’s a clone. His self esteem struggles desperately- the reason he tries mocking others. On and on I could go. Others have stories to tell just as good.
Well unfortunately he’s found a group of 5 or so other posters here on the free board that think just like him. They are possible the most annoying group of people I’ve ever encountered. It’s funny you bring up the popularity poll because he’s done the same thing on here recently. Another one of those posters I’ve mentioned above, loves the popularity polls as well. They’ve taken it a step farther these days and really concentrate on their likes to post ratio. They’ve taken all like each other’s posts no matter what the post is. It’s comical.

EDIT: It doesn’t let me insert a quote when I edit but here is a link to him recently wanting to creat a poll to see who should be jettisoned. Too funny.

Edit, edit: Well crap, here’s another one from just a few days before that. The dude loves himself some message board popularity contests.
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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McGulps is crying about alt handles while posting from *checks notes* an alt handle.
It’s my main handle, it’s just that others have been banned by you know who. This is something you already know, but all you do all day long is troll, and now you do it with multiple handles at the same time.
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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You created this Anon handle over the weekend and already have 72 posts with it. It's always projection.
Ya sure about that?
All one has to do is click on the handle name as see it was created on Monday. Not the weekend. You’re such a compulsive liar that you do it when you don’t need to. In this case it actually backfired on you. Why anyone would believe a single thing you type is beyond me.

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@Frydaze I would reconsider becoming too close with this guy. There's a reason Tom yeeted him 20+ times and shut down the OT board because of him.
And that reason is you and torbee. Seems this poster already knows what type of loser Torbee is. All you’re doing is proving you’re the same type of loser.
 

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And that reason is you and torbee. Seems this poster already knows what type of loser Torbee is. All you’re doing is proving you’re the same type of loser.
The reason was not me and Torbee or else maybe me and Torbee would have had our accounts nuked by a mod.

Use the rocks inside your head for once.
 

Frydaze

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Well unfortunately he’s found a group of 5 or so other posters here on the free board that think just like him. They are possible the most annoying group of people I’ve ever encountered. It’s funny you bring up the popularity poll because he’s done the same thing on here recently. Another one of those posters I’ve mentioned above, loves the popularity polls as well. They’ve taken it a step farther these days and really concentrate on their likes to post ratio. They’ve taken all like each other’s posts no matter what the post is. It’s comical.
When it reaches a point where conducting some pole among “posters” who you don’t know or will ever meet just to make yourself feel better, it speaks to incredibly low self esteem.
 

LunchBox50

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It’s my main handle, it’s just that others have been banned by you know who. This is something you already know, but all you do all day long is troll, and now you do it with multiple handles at the same time.
Of course, all of the alts are me. You have claimed for the better part of a year that I'm McLovin, Moral, AFM, Torbee, etc. It's all a vast On3/Rivals conspiracy against you. It's like an episode of The X-Files. Because you're always a victim.
 
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I know it doesn't rise to the level of stealing and butchering a Stuart Smalley SNL bit, but it gets the job done, MC Pee Boy. Who knew the "Pee" in your name was not only indicative of what's all over your MC'ing outfit, but also the fact that you're shorter than Peter ... you're just the Pee. And now post a dog's head getting patted and show us what true humor is all about.

Now, you messed up your attempted insult ... let's see if you can figure out where you went wrong, and correct it. Maybe run it by some of those editors who love your work. You're getting a second chance at a zinger ... don't let it piss ... I mean, pass ... you by.

You are flailing a bit. Should probably go back to being pedantic and boring. You are MUCH better at that.
Y'all just need to play tummy sticks and get all this sexual tension diffused. It is like an episode of Moonlighting in here.
 

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Ya sure about that?
All one has to do is click on the handle name as see it was created on Monday. Not the weekend. You’re such a compulsive liar that you do it when you don’t need to. In this case it actually backfired on you. Why anyone would believe a single thing you type is beyond me.

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You're too stupid to realize that makes you look even worse. In less than 48 hours, you're at 74 posts. I was giving you the benefit of having the weekend, which would have made you look less obsessive. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And oh look — the repeatedly proven liar is projecting again. Weird.

In ThIs CaSe It AcTuAlLy BaCkFiReD oN yOu!!!!
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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The reason was not me and Torbee or else maybe me and Torbee would have had our accounts nuked by a mod.

Use the rocks inside your head for once.
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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You're too stupid to realize that makes you look even worse. In less than 48 hours, you're at 74 posts. I was giving you the benefit of having the weekend, which would have made you look less obsessive. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And oh look — the repeatedly proven liar is projecting again. Weird.
So 1.5 posts an hour. I better tone it down a bit. I’m already exceeding that just calling you out your stupidity. Sadly one of your bf’s is doing the same thing right now and I need to respond to him as well.
Pretty soon I’ll be over 100 posts, boy will that make me look stupid.
 

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Poor little McJibbles is angry and a victim of “discrimination” every day of his life because he can’t freely say the N-word in public yet “one race” can. This is the mind of an adult in 2026.
It is time for today's reminder that Gibbs should be pitied instead of mocked or scorned.

He deserves our pity.
 

LunchBox50

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So 1.5 posts an hour. I better tone it down a bit. I’m already exceeding that just calling you out your stupidity. Sadly one of your bf’s is doing the same thing right now and I need to respond to him as well.
Pretty soon I’ll be over 100 posts, boy will that make me look stupid.
You will have more than 100 posts with a handle that isn't two days old, in a farewell thread you started with a different handle last Friday. Yes, this makes you look stupid.
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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I was once call Hellman's, but I took it as a compliment as it is the best mass produced mayo out on the market.
I was once called mcgizzlet. I laughed because I saw what the guy looked like. I also remembered he calls me that because I made fun of his bf’s story about how he went on a date and he had a noticeable **** stain on his shorts when they went under a black light.
it’s like a constant reminder to his friend every time he calls me mcgizzlet. Such a good friend he is.
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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Speaking of polls, Gibbs once made dozens of usernames to rig some polls he totally didn't care about.
And you cried and cried and look, you’re still crying about it. Seems like it was a great prank by me. To top it off, I had backup handles when you guys had tom ban me for no reason.
 

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@Frydaze I would reconsider becoming too close with this guy. There's a reason Tom yeeted him 20+ times and shut down the OT board because of him.
I’m not his friend. Tom also had to chime into the Lounge board about keeping politics off that board in sports talk after one of his infamous meltdowns where he couldn’t help himself.
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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You will have more than 100 posts with a handle that isn't two days old, in a farewell thread you started with a different handle last Friday. Yes, this makes you look stupid.
I did start it. I had another handle banned and I thought I was going to be done for good. Turns out the mod of this site isn’t the crybaby liar that tom is. Thank goodness for that.
 

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I’m not his friend. Tom also had to chime into the Lounge board about keeping politics off that board in sports talk after one of his infamous meltdowns where he couldn’t help himself.
I get it. I'm not saying anyone should like Torbee. He can make himself quite unlikable.

I'm just saying watch out on this guy.
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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You rampantly use racial and gay slurs, stalked a poster's wife on social media, and went digging for info online to attack a site publisher's wife.
Wow look, more lies by the troll.
like I mentioned earlier, no one with a brain would believe a single thing you post.
I need to take a break now from responding, I’m already wayyy over my 1.5 posts an hour limit you set for me.
 

Moral

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And you cried and cried and look, you’re still crying about it. Seems like it was a great prank by me. To top it off, I had backup handles when you guys had tom ban me for no reason.

I'm not crying. Just pointing it out. I like to point it out because in general, people would consider that behavior by you to be weird and pathetic.

Are you allowed to have backup handles? Seems like if a mod banned a user for all of the stuff you did that it makes sense to ban all of their "backup handles."
 
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Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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I get it. I'm not saying anyone should like Torbee. He can make himself quite unlikable.

I'm just saying watch out on this guy.
Bahahaha look at this guy kissing a$$ and throwing his friend under the bus to do so.
Why don’t you let anyone form their own opinions about someone before trying to brainwash them first.
It’s all you know how to do. You all came to this board and started spewing lies right at left and didn’t let anyone form their own opinions about people. Besides that, its an internet message board full of people you’ll never meet.
 

LunchBox50

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Wow look, more lies by the troll.
like I mentioned earlier, no one with a brain would believe a single thing you post.
I need to take a break now from responding, I’m already wayyy over my 1.5 posts an hour limit you set for me.
Look who's backtracking because he realizes how big of a stalker he is. Is that a little self-awareness I see kicking in for a change?

You went on Torbee's wife's Facebook page and started talking trash about her liking "rainbow people" from the photos you saw. You also went scrounging on the internet for info about Tom's wife, and then posted a bunch of it in some bizarre political attack on her while lying and saying you "heard about it" from someone. You're a stalker and a lunatic, which anyone can see from both your posting history and today.
 

AFM22

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Bahahaha look at this guy kissing a$$ and throwing his friend under the bus to do so.
Why don’t you let anyone form their own opinions about someone before trying to brainwash them first.
It’s all you know how to do. You all came to this board and started spewing lies right at left and didn’t let anyone form their own opinions about people. Besides that, its an internet message board full of people you’ll never meet.
Okay you convinced me. @Frydaze this guy totally doesn't suck butt hole, you should consider being his friend.
 

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Bahahaha look at this guy kissing a$$ and throwing his friend under the bus to do so.
Why don’t you let anyone form their own opinions about someone before trying to brainwash them first.
It’s all you know how to do. You all came to this board and started spewing lies right at left and didn’t let anyone form their own opinions about people. Besides that, its an internet message board full of people you’ll never meet.
Always a victim.
 

Gibbs_dontbanmetom

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I'm not crying. Just pointing it out. I like to point it out because in general, people would consider that behavior by you to be weird and pathetic.
Got it, when I do something it’s crying. When you do something it’s called pointing it out.
watch this, I’m crying that you are a clueless idiot.
 

LunchBox50

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Do you click your red heels together three times every time you say it as well.
Always the victim
Always the victim
Always the victim
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Someone needs to press reset on these guys. They seem to be broken.
You're almost at 100 posts with this handle. Keep going.
 
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JinxyPat is on ignore .. Hermy is extremely close to being back on ignore. They're completely non-substantive. There's no fun when there's no challenge. I need some material to work with ... just slinging variants of "you're gay" just doesn't cut it for me. I need creativity. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any worth to these Iowa/FSU locusts, either. Their MAGAt trolls are even dumber than the preexisting MAGAt trolls. And guys like @Torbee bring nothing to the table, except shouting that he's a writer, and that he's good at writing ... without showing any ability to write or think. Sigh. The thrill is gone. The board is now just a drooling romper room since the locusts descended.
This will be my last post on this topic as it is exceedingly boring.

I want to clear the air here, though, as you and McJizz are the ones that brought my profession into the conversation, not me.

You keep saying I am bragging about being a writer. That is bulls.hit. I'd prefer none of you freaks know anything about my personal life, but you JUMPED on McJizz's insults of me (which, typical of McJizz, are not tethered to reality, are misguided and absurdly innaccurate.)

Not once have I bragged or gloated or really said much about what I do - other than to note that it's pretty f.ucking stupid to call someone an "alleged" writer when they've been paid to do it by dozens of publications for three-plus decades.