I SEE WHY THESE IOWA DUDES ARE NOT WELCOME IN IOWA

The-Dude-Abides

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Behind door #2, Iowa was an afterthought in the Civil War. Least as far as I know.
I believe they had the highest per capita enlistment rate of any state (not absolute numbers obviously). Iowa troops were a big factor in the thick of it at Shiloh and in other Western theater battles. Fun fact: my great x3 grandfather was an Irish immigrant who settled in Iowa, left several young kids at home to enlist in his thirties, gave the traitors a whatfer in the Vicksburg campaign, then came back home to raise his family and lived to see the 20th century.
 

Jerome Silberman

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Iowa is like a slightly less shittier Ohio.

The state has no redeeming qualities. I had to deal with f*rs from Cedar Rapids for work for years. Based on those interactions I’m convinced that all Iowans are retarded.

As I said in another thread, my trips to Cedar Rapids were some of the worst experiences of my life. Screw that place

season 3 episode 13 GIF
 
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McLovin32

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Gibbs just posted this gem in his farewell attention ***** thread.

"However we probably would have never been on this board if you had done that when I asked you repeatedly to ignore me if you didn’t like the things I posted about."

So I'm sorry, OP. It's my fault that we're all here.
 

Hawkeye4ever5

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Gibbs just posted this gem in his farewell attention ***** thread.

"However we probably would have never been on this board if you had done that when I asked you repeatedly to ignore me if you didn’t like the things I posted about."

So I'm sorry, OP. It's my fault that we're all here.
Did I not ask you to ignore me over and over again if you had a problem with what I posted?? Try answering truthfully for once.
 

PedMaller

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There is a reason you are one of only about 5% of MAGA-adjacent posters that most don't have on ignore.

You can take that as a compliment.

Most of them are truly deplorable.
As are you, Tubby Torbs.

Did your sugar-mama wife give you your weekend allowance yet? 😂 What a pathetic 💩
 
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Tom Paris

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Everything you said after "it just comes off as dull", came off as very dull to me.

People have all sorts of feelings about opinions they disagree with. Finding them dull is one possible feeling.

I guess everyone should just shut up about their opinions. Might cause negative feelings in others ranging from finding it dull, to who knows what...
Because you don’t use logic. It breaks your BS narrative.
 

10001110101

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Because you don’t use logic. It breaks your BS narrative.
Oh contraire, I make logic the basis of my thinking. During my long journey of trying to figure out liberal "thinking" I assumed for a long time that logic has to be the basis of their thinking too. Because if not logic... what?

Turns out the basis of their thinking is not logic, for libz.

Give me a specific example of where you think I didn't use logic. Then I'll show that it's just your brainwashed brain misconstruing.
 

An Iowa fan

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I’m from a small town. There are a lot of poor farmers.
There are guys in trouble out there. The problem is what they produce is traded on the CME and CBT, but their inputs are not.
They should be.
 
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Tom Paris

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Oh I see. You're doing the Saul Alinsky recommended tactic of: if you have a certain flaw or weakness, accuse your enemy of having that flaw or weakness.
Roy Kohn taught Trump well…and you fell for it. You’re a dupe…because no logic.
 

Tom Paris

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Oh contraire, I make logic the basis of my thinking. During my long journey of trying to figure out liberal "thinking" I assumed for a long time that logic has to be the basis of their thinking too. Because if not logic... what?

Turns out the basis of their thinking is not logic, for libz.

Give me a specific example of where you think I didn't use logic. Then I'll show that it's just your brainwashed brain misconstruing.
Every single post in this thread. I never read you attack the people who defend a child rapist. Ever. It’s always at the left. If you are constantly attacking the left then you don’t think critically.
 

10001110101

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Every single post in this thread. I never read you attack the people who defend a child rapist. Ever. It’s always at the left. If you are constantly attacking the left then you don’t think critically.
In your humble opinion.