Hey old people, quit being so slow at everything

tarheelbybirth1

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Cash register line is not where I want to waste away.
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Ktrain1969

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I am curious about this stance. For what reasons do you refuse to pay at the pump? I ask as someone who has not stepped a foot inside a gas station in maybe 25 years.
The two times my debit card has been hacked has been at a gas pump. Plus I'm old school and don't want to be treated like a criminal and be forced to pay first.
 
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scotchtiger

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The EBT people can be the worst. Separate purchases for their food and smokes/booze.

Two options here. Live in an area where EBT people can’t afford to shop. Or have your groceries delivered via Instacart, Whole Foods prime, etc. We choose both.
 

JohnBeckwith

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I refuse to pay at the pump. I only go to stations that let me pump gas before I pay Inside.
The gas station in my town is that way. Its funny to watch out of towners try to figure out what's going on, then walk in to ask for help.

Cant be many places that allow you to pump before you pay these days.
 
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Moogy

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The two times my debit card has been hacked has been at a gas pump. Plus I'm old school and don't want to be treated like a criminal and be forced to pay first.

There's an app for that. And you don't "pay first" ... you just get authorized first, and then you're paying as you go.

Don't be the guy who holds up the queue as everyone waits for you to stumble into the building, and stumble back out. Those people also tend to disappear for 5 minutes, really holding things up.
 
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scotchtiger

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ngl, I don't even know if I have a debit card. 🤔

Aside from getting cash at an ATM, I can’t think of a single use case for a debit card. Eager to hear this fella’s reason though. I’m sure it will make a ton of logical financial sense.
 
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lucas80

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The EBT people can be the worst. Separate purchases for their food and smokes/booze.
Why are you being rude and looking at other people while they shop? That isn’t Iowa nice. I say that knowing your comment was just your awkward attempt to inject race into the thread and get some attention. You suck st this.
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tigres88

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I don’t go around carrying butt hurt over reverse discrimination

If you need a list for some reason make your own

If I made one you would spend every waking moment attacking me

Just to be clear I see it a lot of black on white discrimination but the good news is I am a bigger man than the people who want to practice it

I succeed at live and live my life

Being white is not a problem for me as I love not the color of my skin but the character of the person I am as I practice Conservative Christian
Middle American lifestyle valuing opportunity meritocracy and literacy
Imagine going from this to "when you get old you will understand why old people are slow" to this bull shi t^^^^
 
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BrainVision

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The two times my debit card has been hacked has been at a gas pump. Plus I'm old school and don't want to be treated like a criminal and be forced to pay first.
Like other posters, I also wonder what leads you to choose to use a debit card at a gas pump. I don’t recall using a debit card anywhere other than an ATM machine at any point in the 21st century.
 
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Yellowsnow51

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Cash register line is not where I want to waste away.
My oldest boy graduated last week. My mother and father in law wanted us to take a picture I stood there with wife and the boys for what had to be 90 seconds while both of them tried to figure out how to use their phone cameras. Why does everything bad happen to me?
 

Hendy Hawk

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I used to laugh and give my dad a hard time about being old and slow when he hit the age of 70's.
Now I be one:oops:.
You younger ones won't understand until you get there yourselves.
Life gets tougher as you age. Mobility becomes an issue.
Peace, an old fart that used to be you.
 
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NorthernHawkeye

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The EBT people can be the worst. Separate purchases for their food and smokes/booze.

Why are you being rude and looking at other people while they shop? That isn’t Iowa nice. I say that knowing your comment was just your awkward attempt to inject race into the thread and get some attention. You suck st this.

Yikes!

Lucas, are you suggesting EBT card use is exclusive to a race of people?
 
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JohnBeckwith

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Why are you being rude and looking at otherpl people while they shop? That isn’t Iowa nice. I say that knowing your comment was just your awkward attempt to inject race into the thread and get some attention. You suck st this.
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Only person bringing up race is you.

"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"

Yall just assume poor people are black or what? 🤔🤔
 

bdgan

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The EBT people can be the worst. Separate purchases for their food and smokes/booze.
I've been behind EBT people who discover they bought more than their EBT card balance. Then you have to wait until the select what they want to remove.
 
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