Had Pope not sequestered the team on Selection Sunday, it's possible that the "impossible shot" would not have occurred. (tongue in cheek). Obviously, the team meeting was a masterstroke that produced incredible results.
Had Pope not promised that we would play "much better" in the tournament, we might have lost to Iowa State by 40 instead of a razor thin 19.
Without two miracle shots this season, we would have 16 losses and not a mere 14.
With Pope at the helm, out basketball seasons will be much shorter, thus providing opportunities to relax and enjoy other March hobbies and interests
Pope has helped us increase our vocabularies with non-stop hyperbolic words and expressions.
Pope's performance has justified our belief that our AD is an absolute moron.
Had Pope not promised that we would play "much better" in the tournament, we might have lost to Iowa State by 40 instead of a razor thin 19.
Without two miracle shots this season, we would have 16 losses and not a mere 14.
With Pope at the helm, out basketball seasons will be much shorter, thus providing opportunities to relax and enjoy other March hobbies and interests
Pope has helped us increase our vocabularies with non-stop hyperbolic words and expressions.
Pope's performance has justified our belief that our AD is an absolute moron.

