In today's episode of can you fix her...

[HotMop]

Pensacola Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage: PPD | WKRG.com

Video above: What are the most reported crimes in America UPDATE (3:): Airbnb has released a statement after a guest allegedly peed on Pensacola unit items. Full story. PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A P…

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[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[dawgman42]

 

[dawgman42]

Pensacola Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage: PPD | WKRG.com

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Username checks out...now.

 

[She Mate Me]

She looks very happy with herself.

I would not hit it.

 

[SoJxnVol]

Hell no. That’s desperation in all CAPS right there. No matter how drunk I am, she better get on somewhere.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"She reportedly found that an antique Crown Royal chair, rug, typewriter, four dining room chairs, coffee maker, bed, TV, record player, toaster, and electric fireplace needed to be replaced, amounting to $3,980 in damage."

In another unit:

"The owner found that a vase, green rug, accent wall, chair, and a tiger rug were also peed on"


I'm kind of impressed with some of these items.

 

[RBcoach]

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Pensacola Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage: PPD | WKRG.com

Video above: What are the most reported crimes in America UPDATE (3:): Airbnb has released a statement after a guest allegedly peed on Pensacola unit items. Full story. PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A P…

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[Hugh's Burner Phone]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

[RocketDawg]

They need to just clear out the entire condo, carpets and all, repaint the walls, maybe the ceiling*, and buy new furniture and appliances. Both damage assessments are low.

 

[biodawg]

 

[BossDawg78]

That's a big negative on that.

 

[Dawgbite]

So, you can pay to see it?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Sounds like she was just marking her territory.

 

[Villagedawg]

Pensacola Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage: PPD | WKRG.com

Video above: What are the most reported crimes in America UPDATE (3:): Airbnb has released a statement after a guest allegedly peed on Pensacola unit items. Full story. PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A P…

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[Lucifer Morningstar]

 

[CochiseCowbell]

So, you can pay to see it?

If she used paper & managed a sentence on that typewriter, I'd be tempted for sure.

Especially, if it was GO TO HELL OLE MISS!

 

[beachbumdawg]

 

[99jc]

I’d hit it…

you must like golden showers! are you kin to jimmy Swaggart?

 

[Dawgbite]

If she used paper & managed a sentence on that typewriter, I'd be tempted for sure.

Especially, if it was GO TO HELL OLE MISS!

Maybe she was writing GTHOM on the rug?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Maybe she was writing GTHOM on the rug?

Not as impressive.

 

[PBRME]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

[HotMop]

I've done my best to find the video, need some help.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Sociopathic peer? It’s gonna be a no for me, dawg.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

I've done my best to find the video, need some help.

No thanks. I’ll sit this one out.

 

[FormerBully]

That is a ton of pee. What she drinking?

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

That is a ton of pee. What she drinking?

 

[HotMop]

That is a ton of pee. What she drinking?

She eats Asparagus, that's how they detected it.

 

[FreeDawg]

I’m thinking since it was recorded and the amount of items affected this was more of a projectile situation & not a squat & mark situation. Likely with the help of batteries

 

[Dawgbite]

I’m thinking since it was recorded and the amount of items affected this was more of a projectile situation & not a squat & mark situation. Likely with the help of batteries

I remember when I could piss over a five strand barbed wire fence. I’m lucky now to piss over my shoes.

 

[Seinfeld]

 

[FreeDawg]

I remember when I could piss over a five strand barbed wire fence. I’m lucky now to piss over my shoes.

Nobody is paying to watch that sir. We talkin bout that crazy broad with the waterfall vice grip

 

[$altyDawg]

The look on her face says, "Yep, and I'll do it again".

 

[Dawgbite]

Nobody is paying to watch that sir. We talkin bout that crazy broad with the waterfall vice grip

What if it was an electric fence? Would you pay to watch then?

 

[Drebin]

Pensacola Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage: PPD | WKRG.com

Video above: What are the most reported crimes in America UPDATE (3:): Airbnb has released a statement after a guest allegedly peed on Pensacola unit items. Full story. PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A P…

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