Can't say too much, because there isn't much to say that hasn't already been accurately identified.
Quick, hot take on GACO football and what the Macho Man sees:
CONF: I will have to break out 54 rape whistles just like every other year when Stuart Cramer begrudgingly shows up to play SP, and hand those out to the poor souls in purple, pink and silver. EG, NG, Ashbrook could combine teams and staffs and not beat SP....that's how bad the conference is.
We could take 3-4 of the tougher marching band members and put them at skill positions at this point in the season, and stay undefeated through the first round of the playoffs. HH will present some form of challenge. They finally have several good athletes after 3-4 years of having 1-2 total on the team they leaned on. I'm not even sure if LK Norman Charter has a team anymore. They may have folded into a Lacrosse team by now. FV does less with more than any team I've ever seen. They wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
The word out of Dallas is that when EG plays them they will just stop the game around mid 2nd and cook s'mores together out on the 50.
Out of CONF: The best way to describe that crest team is: they looked like a Chase team. Rulz is on suicide watch. Word is he just sits on one of those springy horses all day long, drools and shouts "I'm tough" at the cartoons on his 12" black and white TV he watches in his mom's basement. I thought Lincolnton would play better than they did. They have some legit talent. I thought they could have/maybe should have beaten us by 3 TDs with a call here or there going the other way. They didn't though...which has been the highlight of the year for me personally with this team. Shelby d-slapped us for four qtrs. and just got tired of doing it at some point. I felt like we were the victim in a snuff film.
I told you SOBs 3-4 years ago that the SP decline and doom was upon us in this year. Here it is.