You might be a Tar Heel If you call Harrison Barnes the black falcon or Kendall Marshall butter
You Might be a TARHEEL If...
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You might be a Tar Heel if you claim you have 7 national championships
You might be a Tar Heel if you get a bloody nose a puff up like you'll do something then cower away
You might be a Tar Heel if you claim you can't be a fan without attending that school but watch any professional sport and cheer
If your favorite snack before a game is wine and cheese you might be a tar heel.
If you keep telling yourself Roy didn't know, you might be a tar heel.
If you at one time didn't give a S*** about UNC...you might be a tar heel..
You might be a Tar Heel if you say dadgum just one more time
If you blabbed on and on and on, for YEARS, about how your school did it the right way, and that your institution is quite an academic powerhouse, and you even had some ******** phrase that you threw around about it, but then it turned out that you were cheating for decades, but you still said "Oh no no, this giant scheme had nothing to do with athletes staying eligible!" even though the ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DID IT said that's why you were doing it and your OWN ALL-AMERICAN PLAYER said it was exactly that, and that it was a secretary who got so sad when the basketball team lost that she took the day off who graded everything, and you tried to say that Dr. Julius was just... oh, who knows, he just didn't want to work too hard, and THAT'S why he did it, and the whole "emails back and forth with coaches about tickets" was random, and you tried to pretend that it really was just about "easy classes" and staunchly insisted that's all it was, despite the NCAA itself basically saying it was just the fact that it was such a huge and unprecedented scandal, and SACCS basically said they were fake classes and almost EVERYONE in your school getting fired, INCLUDING the athletic department people, and you had ENTIRE TEAMS of guys who majored in this fake department, and yet you INSISTED that YOU are the one who "gets it" and everyone else, who literally read everything about this, is wrong... oh, and that EVERYONE just hates you and is biased... the dozens of national reporters who wrote about the travesty that this was and the school President who called you out and...
.... wait, what the hell are we talking about again?
.... wait, what the hell are we talking about again?
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This! Every Unc fan I'm in contact with will argue this all day. But they don't teach math or common sense in Chapel Hell.
If you thought you were getting Zion Williamson but instead, he is playing 8 miles away.......yoooooooou, might be a tarheel
If you are
A- an a-hole
B- not finny......you might be a tarheel
A- an a-hole
B- not finny......you might be a tarheel
Yeah, I don't know if this one ever dies out!!
If you've ever lost an NIT Championship to Dayton..you might be a Tar Heel
If a kindergartner can read Chicken Little more fluently than your former players.
If you've ever seen a corn fall from the sky.
If you've ever seen a corn fall from the sky.
If you need a tutor to read you Dr Suess books ....you might be a Tar Hole
Lol! I know Duke fans remember that nut job! Couldn’t stand him!
Or you could be a wildcat also except the 8 Miles away part
You might be a tarheel if you say Roy doesn’t recruit one and dones, when in fact he does. They just don’t go to UNC.
You might be a Tarheel if you wear a pin to the Final 4 of another team you coached for that is still playing.
If you have a player who mows his eyebrows you might be a tar heel.
You might be a tar heel if you think every recruit that decides to go elsewhere wasn't a tar heel type player anyway. OFC
If you have a deep rooted hate every time you here the name Austin Rivers and then break down crying uncontrollably,,,you might be a tarhole
You wear a sweater vest to a basketball game and think it's cool.
If you're the only one that thinks argyle is cool....
Must have been thinking at the same time
If you dislike Oldasdirtdevil more than any Dukie for his brilliant use of Photo Shop pictures and his equally brilliant anti UNC imagination then you are definitely a tar heel.
You refuse to eat at a restaurant in Durham called The Skillet, cause that's where dirty recruiting takes place.
If your mother was a ***** who was getting ****** by her former-QB boss while she was being flown around on a school airplane to your games...
... you might be a Tar Heel.
... you might be a Tar Heel.
That’s true. I saw Show work his magic on Zion at the Skillet.
You might be a Tarheel if every mistake you've made was a blown try.
You might be a Tarheel if you've ever plagiarized from a 5th-grader.
If you’ve had a basketball season worse than the catastrophe in Haiti..you might be a Tar Heel
You might be a Tarheel if you made this video.......
You might me a tarhole if your team scored zero points against Duke in the first half of a game.
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