You Might be a TARHEEL If...

TheDude1

Heisman
Apr 15, 2010
8,726
11,199
0
If you blabbed on and on and on, for YEARS, about how your school did it the right way, and that your institution is quite an academic powerhouse, and you even had some ******** phrase that you threw around about it, but then it turned out that you were cheating for decades, but you still said "Oh no no, this giant scheme had nothing to do with athletes staying eligible!" even though the ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DID IT said that's why you were doing it and your OWN ALL-AMERICAN PLAYER said it was exactly that, and that it was a secretary who got so sad when the basketball team lost that she took the day off who graded everything, and you tried to say that Dr. Julius was just... oh, who knows, he just didn't want to work too hard, and THAT'S why he did it, and the whole "emails back and forth with coaches about tickets" was random, and you tried to pretend that it really was just about "easy classes" and staunchly insisted that's all it was, despite the NCAA itself basically saying it was just the fact that it was such a huge and unprecedented scandal, and SACCS basically said they were fake classes and almost EVERYONE in your school getting fired, INCLUDING the athletic department people, and you had ENTIRE TEAMS of guys who majored in this fake department, and yet you INSISTED that YOU are the one who "gets it" and everyone else, who literally read everything about this, is wrong... oh, and that EVERYONE just hates you and is biased... the dozens of national reporters who wrote about the travesty that this was and the school President who called you out and...
















.... wait, what the hell are we talking about again?
 
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skysdad

Heisman
Mar 3, 2006
42,753
22,653
0
If you blabbed on and on and on, for YEARS, about how your school did it the right way, and that your institution is quite an academic powerhouse, and you even had some ******** phrase that you threw around about it, but then it turned out that you were cheating for decades, but you still said "Oh no no, this giant scheme had nothing to do with athletes staying eligible!" even though the ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DID IT said that's why you were doing it and your OWN ALL-AMERICAN PLAYER said it was exactly that, and that it was a secretary who got so sad when the basketball team lost that she took the day off who graded everything, and you tried to say that Dr. Julius was just... oh, who knows, he just didn't want to work too hard, and THAT'S why he did it, and the whole "emails back and forth with coaches about tickets" was random, and you tried to pretend that it really was just about "easy classes" and staunchly insisted that's all it was, despite the NCAA itself basically saying it was just the fact that it was such a huge and unprecedented scandal, and SACCS basically said they were fake classes and almost EVERYONE in your school getting fired, INCLUDING the athletic department people, and you had ENTIRE TEAMS of guys who majored in this fake department, and yet you INSISTED that YOU are the one who "gets it" and everyone else, who literally read everything about this, is wrong... oh, and that EVERYONE just hates you and is biased... the dozens of national reporters who wrote about the travesty that this was and the school President who called you out and...
















.... wait, what the hell are we talking about again?



Good one. OFC
 

dukedevilz

Heisman
Apr 3, 2002
15,637
19,600
0
You might be a Tarheel if you've ever plagiarized from a 5th-grader.


 
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