Dude let me ask you a few questions... seriously (I know you'll lie, but I'll ask them anyway)
How do you know I'm Married? What proof do you have? If you don't know for sure I'm Married, how do you know I'm telling the Truth when I say I am? If you don't know if I'm telling the Truth, how do you know I'm cheating on my Wife?
So do you just automatically assume things with no actual proof backing up your charges? If that's true (it is) could this explain why you're such an inconsolable, insolent, ignominious Leftist who believes nothing but lies based on zero facts or only whatever is made up in your head?
Could that be the real Truth about you?