Mike Zimmer girlfriend

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With one of these your salad gets tossed. With the other your cookies get tossed. You choose........

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I am doing a picture rolodex of my SO and all my friends wives...not one, who is around 40 looks anything like this lady. Not one.
Man...not a one of em checked to see where the mom was at (looks wise) when entering the marriage agreement? Bad on them. 😆 You always try to take a twenty-five year glimpse into the future.
 
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You all crack me up…. If your wife or girlfriend looked like that you would show her off 24/7….. she is beautiful…
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. The botoxed lips and the long face are probably the biggest turn offs for me....married or unmarried, I just don't find her hot....or even lukewarm for that matter. Jmo
 

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You can tell who in this thread has no experience with spotting plastic women vs a natural beauty. She is not natural in many ways. Still enjoyable if you get my drift, but when it doesn't "age" it leads to other problems.
 

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I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. The botoxed lips are probably the biggest turn off for me....married or unmarried, I just don't find her hot....or even lukewarm for that matter. Jmo
i don’t think I’m into botoxed lips either, but having been married for the past 23 years - I’ve not had the opportunity to experience.
realistically, most of us couldnt touch that if we wanted.
but yeah, most plastic stuff isn’t my deal.
That being said, Christie Brinkley sold her soul - her work looks amazing!
 
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A blow up sex doll would have been much less expensive, and much less embarrassing for him in the end.
 

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You all crack me up…. If your wife or girlfriend looked like that you would show her off 24/7….. she is beautiful…
Show her off??? Put a bag over her head! Even with the lights out I would cringe with that body. Somebody give her a sammich.
 
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Can we not just appreciate a guy who's a 4 on his best day and failing horribly at his job and much the senior in this relationship, is nailing a Maxim cover model. Damn guys.....he is doing WAAAAY better than 99.9% of ya.
 

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Can we not just appreciate a guy who's a 4 on his best day and failing horribly at his job and much the senior in this relationship, is nailing a Maxim cover model. Damn guys.....he is doing WAAAAY better than 99.9% of ya.
Yes, he's failing at his job. That's the point. How are the players supposed to take him seriously and be motivated....when they see Zimmer and this girl all over the internet.
 
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Yes, he's failing at his job. How are the players supposed to take him seriously and be motivated....when they see Zimmer and this girl all over the internet.

Not a Vikes fan so don't give a **** and he was on his way out before her, so whatevs. I am a fan of guys who punch above their weight in this department though.
 

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Man...not a one of em checked to see where the mom was at (looks wise) when entering the marriage agreement? Bad on them. 😆 You always try to take a twenty-five year glimpse into the future.
Yeah, u can mostly always tell by looking at mom, how daughter will look In the future. If mom is a fatty, prob best to proceed w caution and possibly jettison before walking down the aisle.

This chick is hot In a ****** kind of way, but someone of his station in life and as a rich and semi famous person he could do better with a same age 40 yr old woman than her.

The question is..does he want to? He holds ALL the cards here. If he wants to replace her tomorrow with a less ****** hot 40 yr old he could..very very easily.

Drew Carrey was once asked "why do u date strippers"...he answered with no hesitation "because I can"..

That's simply what Zims is doing RN..cuz he can.
 
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed and I wouldn't be ashamed to brag either. Definitely not the best but far from the worst. I prefer the ones who don't get carved up though, natural beauty and all. The fake stuff is kind of over done and creepy. They remind me of those weirdos from that Escape from LA movie.
 

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Not a Vikes fan so don't give a **** and he was on his way out before her, so whatevs. I am a fan of guys who punch above their weight in this department though.
Yeah, I have absolutely no problem either with a 65 year old guy dating a woman like this. My problem with Zimmer is the image he's putting out. He's paid millions to set an example and lead the team. Stay out of the bars and strip clubs. Focus on discipline and being in tip top condition to play your best.
 

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Yeah, I have absolutely no problem either with a 65 year old guy dating a woman like this. My problem with Zimmer is the image he's putting out. He's paid millions to set an example and lead the team. Stay out of the bars and strip clubs. Focus on discipline and being in tip top condition to play your best.
Is there some issue with him being in bars or strip clubs tho?

I honestly don't see ANY issue at all with him dating this younger woman unless I am missing some Info about his sitch.

There are countless pro players whose wives and girlfriends are featured as WAGS in online publications and websites and dedicated to showing their hot wives and girlfriends..

So WHY would it be an issue just cuz a coach has a model girlfriend?

I remember when the Rams HC was dating a model or something not too long ago, and I dont think anyone said a thing about it.

Why is the Zimmer stuff getting ANY negative oun at all? I dotn get it.

I Mean the guy lost his wife of almost 30 years..and he probably doesn't want to lose another one..so u go younger so then it probably doesn't happen (plus they look better younger;) So it's kind of a win win for him.
 

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She's actually about 39. He's 65. Which is fine. It's just embarrassing when you're doing a pretty bad job of coaching, and then your bleach-blonde bikini bimbo is all over the internet.
I Mean she is a model amd was on the cover of a Maxim magazine..
What is he supposed to do?

And plenty of players have had their wives and GFs all over the internet for various reasons and also had bad seasons...or subpar seasons..

You guys are acting like this is some new thing or something..lol

I mean his GF grew up in Minny and she is a Vikings fan, his biggest critic may be his GF when he loses games.

I Mean they are 7-7 and he has had a good record as Minnys coach the last 8 years. Dude has only had 2 losing seasons and made the playoffs multiple times.

Dude has nothingnto hide from as far as I'm concerned.

Just maybe sound s like bitter Vikes fans to me..hahaah
 
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Women cackling in beauty shops got nothing on the guys in this thread who think this somehow compromises his ability to coach his team. I'm betting his arm is getting sore from all the high 5's his players are giving him
 

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Yes, he's failing at his job. That's the point. How are the players supposed to take him seriously and be motivated....when they see Zimmer and this girl all over the internet.
The Vikings play in the same division as Aaron Rodgers and have 20% or more of their payroll tied up in this decade's version of Kyle Orton. But yeh, they're totally failing because Zimmer and his girlfriend had their picture taken at a restaurant.
 
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The Vikings play in the same division as Aaron Rodgers and have 20% or more of their payroll tied up in this decade's version of Kyle Orton. But yeh, they're totally failing because Zimmer and his girlfriend had their picture taken at a restaurant.
Maybe she was included in Cousin's contract? He conned them into that guaranteed money. Why not her too?? Hahaha. Sorry Viqueens.
 
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I know yer just trying to crack a funny but I find the vitriol towards her and comments like this insinuating she's a slut fascinating. It says a lot about people who feel this way, and not in a good way.
Sorry, but my experiences with plastic botoxed "models" doesn't paint a very flattering picture. They are all about money and 15 minutes of fame before the looks fade and they get traded in for a younger version with less plastic surgery. JMO. She could be nice. But I smell gold digger.
 
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Sorry, but my experiences with plastic botoxed "models" doesn't paint a very flattering picture. They are all about money and 15 minutes of fame before the looks fade and they get traded in for a younger version with less plastic surgery. JMO. She could be nice. But I smell gold digger.

Please share more about your personal experiences dating younger cover models....would love to hear it.
 
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Please share more about your personal experiences dating younger cover models....would love to hear it.
Dated a few hot blonde "models" in my 20s and 30's. Zero substance. Pretty on the outside. Shallow as hell. Impossible to have any kind of conversation with. After awhile you get bored. Just like the old saying. "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world. I'll show you a guy who's tired of fvcking her." Just some friendly advice for anyone thinking about marrying one from personal experience. Pre nup. It will save you a lot of time and money.
 

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I know yer just trying to crack a funny but I find the vitriol towards her and comments like this insinuating she's a slut fascinating. It says a lot about people who feel this way, and not in a good way.
Dude, take a hard look in the mirror. There isn't anyone who objectifies women more than you do, so your phony *** concern for someone having a harsh criticism of female is 100% laughable. For f(&s sake you have to be kidding me with your post.
 
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Dude, take a hard look in the mirror. There isn't anyone who objectifies women more than you do, so your phony *** concern for someone having a harsh criticism of female is 100% laughable. For f(&s sake you have to be kidding me with your post.

I love and appreciate women, I think their God's best work.
 

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Women cackling in beauty shops got nothing on the guys in this thread who think this somehow compromises his ability to coach his team. I'm betting his arm is getting sore from all the high 5's his players are giving him
Yes, I'm sure Zimmer IS getting high-5's from all his players. That's the problem. The Vikings have had talent, but they come out flat a lot. Zimmer definitely coaches as if he's just one-of-the-guys.
 

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The Vikings play in the same division as Aaron Rodgers and have 20% or more of their payroll tied up in this decade's version of Kyle Orton. But yeh, they're totally failing because Zimmer and his girlfriend had their picture taken at a restaurant.
Cousins isn't the problem. It's an overall lack of effort or just coming out flat, in my opinion.
 

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Cousins isn't the problem. It's an overall lack of effort or just coming out flat, in my opinion.
Minnesota is 6th best in the NFL in first quarter points scored, and 3rd best in first quarter points allowed.

Could it be that "coming out flat" is just something you made up when people laughed hysterically at your other comments in this thread?