Mike Zimmer girlfriend

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Nice work Zims…
 

TheWayITellEm

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Yea. That too but Zimmer got himself a 25 yr old blonde model
She's actually about 39. He's 65. Which is fine. It's just embarrassing when you're doing a pretty bad job of coaching, and then your bleach-blonde bikini bimbo is all over the internet.
 

bigboxes

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lol. She doesn't look altered compared to many of the "reality" stars. There isn't a guy on this board that wouldn't pop that given the chance.
No way. Anyone that looks like they belong in a charity commercial for the starving. fake tits and horse face... I would hope that most here would pass on that.
 

dinglefritz

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No way. Anyone that looks like they belong in a charity commercial for the starving. fake tits and horse face... I would hope that most here would pass on that.
She's 39 and I'm not sure how you can tell those are fake. Nice job if they are. I think obvious "work" is a real turn off but I don't see anything obvious there. A buddy of mine's wife had chachas that were that nice to go with a trim body as well in to their 40s and yes "they were real and they were magnificent" according to him. That was after 3 kids. Some women are just blessed with good genetics.
 

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Agreed. Fake breasts, nose, cheeks. Botox. Collagen in lips. Probably liposuction in "problem areas". It is not even subtle.

Trust me, if you have ever felt fake hard breasts or kissed plumped up lips, it is far more weird than arousing.
 

dinglefritz

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Agreed. Fake breasts, nose, cheeks. Botox. Collagen in lips. Probably liposuction in "problem areas". It is not even subtle.

Trust me, if you have ever felt fake hard breasts or kissed plumped up lips, it is far more weird than arousing.
The lips look natural to me. The chachas could be fake but I can't tell that from the pictures. Again, there isn't a guy on this board that wouldn't take that home if he had the chance. 18 to 80 it wouldn't matter.
 
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The dude’s wife died in 2009. He’s a smart guy and I assume he knows this ain’t some true love story that’s going to last forever. Good for him to have some fun with a bimbo.
 

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She's 39 and I'm not sure how you can tell those are fake. Nice job if they are. I think obvious "work" is a real turn off but I don't see anything obvious there. A buddy of mine's wife had chachas that were that nice to go with a trim body as well in to their 40s and yes "they were real and they were magnificent" according to him. That was after 3 kids. Some women are just blessed with good genetics.
Blessed? She's fugly.
 
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Tough crowd!!! Damn.

Ya'll might be to good for her, but I ain't, and good for Zimmer for taking her for a spin. In case none of you saw Zimmer in any of the pics, think it's pretty safe to say that is the finest cut of prime he's ever had the pleasure of savoring. Bradd Pitt he ain't. You go Z!!
 

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No way. Anyone that looks like they belong in a charity commercial for the starving. fake tits and horse face... I would hope that most here would pass on that.
Bigboxes for the win. Not to mention the mere thought of the thousands of other dudes who have made a visit, or that she looks like she'd be willing to boil a live rabbit to send you a message, is more than enough to jettison.
 

Lincoln100

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Tough crowd!!! Damn.

Ya'll might be to good for her, but I ain't, and good for Zimmer for taking her for a spin. In case none of you saw Zimmer in any of the pics, think it's pretty safe to say that is the finest cut of prime he's ever had the pleasure of savoring. Bradd Pitt he ain't. You go Z!!
Anyone who has spent more than 2 minutes on this site knows you would.
 

tpmcg_rivals137159

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it is a tough crowd
I’m married and I love and respect my wife. I (and I suspect many others) wouldn’t take her home if given the opportunity.

assuming she would consider the 'opportunities' available, here.
more power to him and hope he's having a blast, but my only thought with those kind of 'ads' - pre nup.
 
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Anyone who has spent more than 2 minutes on this site knows you would.

Hahaha!!

....and I'm not suggesting every guy here pretending their GF, wife, or husband is hotter than Z's squeeze would hit it, I'd hope all of ya have enough integrity to pass if given the opportunity, but that also doesn't mean if any and or all of you walked into a party with that by your side you wouldn't feel just a little bit taller. I just find it difficult to believe if you were out in the wild and had the chance (assuming it wouldn't be cheating)...you wouldn't slay that and brag about it and think of her when you're doing your eventual wife down the road from time to time.
 

Lincoln100

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Hahaha!!

....and I'm not suggesting every guy here pretending their GF, wife, or husband is hotter than Z's squeeze would hit it, I'd hope all of ya have enough integrity to pass if given the opportunity, but that also doesn't mean if any and or all of you walked into a party with that by your side you wouldn't feel just a little bit taller. I just find it difficult to believe if you were out in the wild and had the chance (assuming it wouldn't be cheating)...you wouldn't slay that and brag about it and think of her when you're doing your eventual wife down the road from time to time.
Um, no. That thing's got ***** written all over it. It'd be embarrassing to be assoicated with that, that's why I think Z might be the crazy one of the two. It's a poor reflection on him ... feel sorry for the dude that he's got to slum with that thing to make up for obvious inadequacies he's dealing with. Hope he gets passed it, and doesn't have to take too many antibiotics to deal with the side-effects of knowing her.
 

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Talked to a friend of mine about this. 30 yrs ago he worked in OR that did plastic surgery in Denver....mostly boob jobs. He learned how to spot aftermarket boobs in a heartbeat. So I decided to get his opinion. After looking at bikini photo for less than 5 seconds he said any female that age with boobs like that and little body fat can't have original equipment. When dieting, the boob mass is USUALLY the first thing to go in size and lift.

I would tend to agree
 

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Talked to a friend of mine about this. 30 yrs ago he worked in OR that did plastic surgery in Denver....mostly boob jobs. He learned how to spot aftermarket boobs in a heartbeat. So I decided to get his opinion. After looking at bikini photo for less than 5 seconds he said any female that age with boobs like that and little body fat can't have original equipment. When dieting, the boob mass is USUALLY the first thing to go in size and lift.

I would tend to agree
She'd have eggs on a nail. Not real.