Why wait, lets start the Iowa Hate.

[BHeinDaHuskers]

What happens when a blonde moves from Nebraska to Iowa?
Both states get smarter.

Why does an Iowa graduate keep his diploma on his dash?
So he can park in the handicap spaces.

Why did the Iowa football team cross the road?
It was easier than crossing the goal line.

How many Juniors in Iowa City does it take to change out a light bulb?
Zero, its a Seniors course.

Why does Levi's sell the most button fly jeans in Iowa?
Cause the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

IOWA SUCKS!!!

 

[Iroh]

Q: What is the difference between Kinnick and a cactus? A: A cactus has the pricks on the outside...

Q: what do Iowa grads call an Iowa State grad? A: Boss

 

[red scowl]

Kirk Ferentz makes 5 million a year.

Hayden Fry is a legendary coach.

7and5 is good.

Playing in the Pinstripe Bowl is a reward.

Claiming Juniors time in the Belichek offense equates to Iowa running New Englands offense

Iowa sucks.

 

[newAD]

The wife’s fam is from iowa. I’ll just keep my mouth shut until we beat them.

 

[NECoach31BB]

The starting stories are pretty good, when do the jokes start. . Spent four years there for college and heard all the Nebraska smack.

 

[K_Y_E]

I hate Iowa like a Berkeley liberal arts major hates Trump.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Q: What is the difference between Kinnick and a cactus? A: A cactus has the pricks on the outside...

Q: what do Iowa grads call an Iowa State grad? A: Boss

You son of a b........

 

[Iroh]

Ha! I live in Hawkeye country and went to both Iowa and Iowa State... from Nebraska though, so the last few years have been a nightmare.. I would give a testicle to beat Iowa this year....

 

[barney44]

Last week they weren’t sure they if they would ever win a game again and most of them wanted Kirky boy out on his ***. I’m sure this week they think that they’re the Patriots again...

 

[radicalhawk]

A female Iowa grad is on an airplane. A male passenger sits next to her, and immediately begins to shamelessly hit on her. This goes on for half the flight. Finally, during a lull in the conversation, the girl says, "So, you graduated from Nebraska, huh?"

The man replies in a surprised voice, "Yes, yes I did! How did you know? Was it my wit? My sophistication? My savior faire?"

"Nope," the girl says. "I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose."

 

[SoFL Husker]

Iowa sucks.

 

[TFrazier_rivals269992]

 

[Baxter48_rivals204143]

Leave it to Iowa the have their interstate speed limit at 75 during the day and 65 at night. Oh yeah Iowa sucks!!!

 

[Iroh]

Gary Dolphin and Ed Podolak. Enough said. Particularly when Podolak is half in the bag....

 

[WC_'sker]

here's an io_a joke ... hayden fraud and little kirky fail-rentz's rose bowl record

 

[Baxter48_rivals204143]

Gary Dolphin and Ed Podolak. Enough said. Particularly when Podolak is half in the bag....

I used to like Gary but not anymore and how much does ed drink during the games

 

[SWIowahawks_rivals44758]

I used to like Gary but not anymore and how much does ed drink during the games

I’d drink too if I had to try and clean up Gary’s horrible play calling.

 

[barney44]

Iowa sucks.

Get him in on the goal line...Sheesh

I know the announcers were impressed..

 

[redwine65]

I.diots O.ut W.andering A.round
I. O.we the W.orld an A.pology

 

[Trumptardgobigredsmallpenus]

Worst team in the B1G lol, go back to 12 where you play 2 tough games a year

 

[Baxter48_rivals204143]

Worst team in the B1G lol, go back to 12 where you play 2 tough games a year

I didn't know Rutgers had been in the big 12. Look like Iowa has a lock on the pinstripe bowl.

 

[WC_'sker]

I.diots O.ut W.andering A.round
I. O.we the W.orld an A.pology

i oughta wenta ames

 

[Redscarlet]

What's the worst part about Iowa?

All the Iowa fathers f*ck their own daughters.

That is really unnecessary, sir.

 

[Huskred01]

That is really unnecessary, sir.

That’s what I thought. What the hell??

 

[prag_grenade]

Weather report..

A tornado warning is issued for the greater Iowa City area. Citizens are advised to head to Kinnick stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

 

[Baxter48_rivals204143]

That is really unnecessary, sir.

Agree, that's a little over the line

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

Kirk Ferentz makes 5 million a year.

Hayden Fry is a legendary coach.

7and5 is good.

Playing in the Pinstripe Bowl is a reward.

Claiming Juniors time in the Belichek offense equates to Iowa running New Englands offense

Iowa sucks.

They produce more corn than Nebraska tho

 

[kwicasso_rivals334262]

Iowa literally outclasses Nebraska in everything.

 

[GoBluePureMichigan]

That is really unnecessary, sir.

Was reported...truly disgusting.

 

[prag_grenade]

Iowa literally outclasses Nebraska in everything.

Nope. That is all.

 

[SoFL Husker]

Iowa literally outclasses Nebraska in everything.

Spoken like a truly elitist hick that is the Iowa City fanbase.

Full of internet billionaires and Nobel Prize winners.

Know your place.

 

[dand84]

Iowa literally outclasses Nebraska in everything.

snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!

 

[kwicasso_rivals334262]

snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!

Those are bad - but I'll raise you Indian Reservations. It's literally a third world country within Nebraska. Incredible poverty.

 

[Husker-NJ]

Those are bad - but I'll raise you Indian Reservations. It's literally a third world country within Nebraska. Incredible poverty.

Iowa hates Native Americans? Didn't know that was a thing;

 

[Iroh]

I’d drink too if I had to try and clean up Gary’s horrible play calling.

So true

 

[Iroh]

Iowa’s stadium is named after a guy that had to move to Nebraska to learn football...

 

[Iroh]

Last Iowa zing of the day;

Famous Iowans:
Branstad
Steve King
Xi Jinping

 

[Iwillnotpostdrunk....]

@H8FULLGR8 this is it buddy this is your man crush game of the year. You coming to kinnick Friday? I'll save a couple cold beers if it means you will stop by.

 

[kwicasso_rivals334262]

snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!

Nebraska also routinely faces budget deficits. It's why the only cities are crumbling in infrastructure. Omaha had terrible corruption that led it to where it is now. Lincoln is an old beat up industrial town. I won't begin to mention the great meccas of Grand Island, York, Fremont, Columbus - wow.

Des Moines is a rich city. Iowa also has 10 times the roads. The value of farmland in Iowa was up 3% to $6,950 on average. Nebraska down 3% to $2,745!

Incredible difference - so that settles that argument.

 

[Sporty]

Please site your research for household income? I do not believe Iowa's number is correct when equating to the same year at Nebraska's. Just please share !