Why wait, lets start the Iowa Hate.

BHeinDaHuskers

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What happens when a blonde moves from Nebraska to Iowa?
Both states get smarter.

Why does an Iowa graduate keep his diploma on his dash?
So he can park in the handicap spaces.

Why did the Iowa football team cross the road?
It was easier than crossing the goal line.

How many Juniors in Iowa City does it take to change out a light bulb?
Zero, its a Seniors course.

Why does Levi's sell the most button fly jeans in Iowa?
Cause the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

IOWA SUCKS!!!
 

NECoach31BB

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The starting stories are pretty good, when do the jokes start. . Spent four years there for college and heard all the Nebraska smack.
 
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radicalhawk

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A female Iowa grad is on an airplane. A male passenger sits next to her, and immediately begins to shamelessly hit on her. This goes on for half the flight. Finally, during a lull in the conversation, the girl says, "So, you graduated from Nebraska, huh?"

The man replies in a surprised voice, "Yes, yes I did! How did you know? Was it my wit? My sophistication? My savior faire?"

"Nope," the girl says. "I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose."
 
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SoFL Husker

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Iowa sucks.

 

Iroh

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Gary Dolphin and Ed Podolak. Enough said. Particularly when Podolak is half in the bag....
 

dand84

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Iowa literally outclasses Nebraska in everything.
snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!
 
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snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!

Those are bad - but I'll raise you Indian Reservations. It's literally a third world country within Nebraska. Incredible poverty.
 

Iroh

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Last Iowa zing of the day;

Famous Iowans:
Branstad
Steve King
Xi Jinping
 
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snap! That is exactly what i think when driving through lovely sewer city or counciltucky. Wait! What about that lovely modern art that is a bazillion windmills along I-80. Nothing but beauty baby! Just the sheer class oozing out everywhere. Tell us more!

Nebraska also routinely faces budget deficits. It's why the only cities are crumbling in infrastructure. Omaha had terrible corruption that led it to where it is now. Lincoln is an old beat up industrial town. I won't begin to mention the great meccas of Grand Island, York, Fremont, Columbus - wow.

Des Moines is a rich city. Iowa also has 10 times the roads. The value of farmland in Iowa was up 3% to $6,950 on average. Nebraska down 3% to $2,745!

Incredible difference - so that settles that argument.
 
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Sporty

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Please site your research for household income? I do not believe Iowa's number is correct when equating to the same year at Nebraska's. Just please share !
 
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