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greenbean.sixpack

greenbean.sixpack

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You know why divorces are expensive? Because they're worth it.

All of my wives have had the same first name, plaintiff.
 
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Apoplectic_Objurgator

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Nov 16, 2012
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These two selfish ********
Just doubled their carbon footprints *****

She should have left him after the release of Windows vista
 
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WrapItDog

Senior
Aug 23, 2012
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Melinda Gates is philosophical about the end of her marriage to Bill: “When one window closes, another one opens. And then all the windows you had open inexplicably close, you lose a day’s work and you get asked if you’d like to send an error report”.
 
SwampDawg

SwampDawg

Sophomore
Feb 24, 2008
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WrapItDog said:
Melinda Gates is philosophical about the end of her marriage to Bill: “When one window closes, another one opens. And then all the windows you had open inexplicably close, you lose a day’s work and you get asked if you’d like to send an error report”.
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As a long time windows user, I know exactly what she means.
 
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Apoplectic_Objurgator

Redshirt
Nov 16, 2012
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So it appears ole bill had a side piece with wife’s approval. Guess that’s what you do for 70B. And these are the people worried about us surviving a pandemic? If you don’t believe these billionaires are only out for more B’s then you deserve what is coming to you.
 
dorndawg

dorndawg

Heisman
Sep 10, 2012
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Apoplectic_Objurgator said:
So it appears ole bill had a side piece with wife’s approval. Guess that’s what you do for 70B. And these are the people worried about us surviving a pandemic? If you don’t believe these billionaires are only out for more B’s then you deserve what is coming to you.
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What if I told you that it's possible to like money, *****, AND helping other people?
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
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Almost no male has the power to escape the gravitational pull of ***** ... the most powerful force in the universe next to the Creator Himself.
 
horshack.sixpack

horshack.sixpack

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Oct 30, 2012
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"All of my ex-wives had one thing in common. They all backed a U-Haul up to the door when they left. Next time, I'm just gonna find some woman I hate and give her half of everything I have!" - Lewis Grizzard (a great American)
 
Mobile Bay

Mobile Bay

All-Conference
Jul 26, 2020
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horshack said:
"All of my ex-wives had one thing in common. They all backed a U-Haul up to the door when they left. Next time, I'm just gonna find some woman I hate and give her half of everything I have!" - Lewis Grizzard (a great American)
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I recall him saying in ten years he is going to find a woman he hates and just give her a house.
 
HumpDawgy

HumpDawgy

All-Conference
Apr 6, 2010
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I was still holding out for one of those japanese robo-gals, but they will probably program them to take all of my money too.
 
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