Not sure if OT anymore or not

[HumpDawgy]

Prayers sent.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

You planted your seed? Dude. Not a good look.

 

[dawgman42]

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[karlchilders.sixpack]

It's about this point,

that you have to identify where she comes in on the Crazy Chart.

 

[tired]

that you have to identify where she comes in on the Crazy Chart.

I'm waiting, but she was pretty low key in HS. She's a nurse, level headed, she's just had a thing for me, and turned out to be fine as frogs hair later in life. She's 44 & looks 30. Her job brought her back home. Maybe I just got lucky. Lord knows the past couple years have been rough.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

If she meets your expectations

go for it,

We only get one loop around this track.

If it works, do it.

 

[PineGroveBully]

If this post included pics it would definetly be a SPS remembers nominee!

 

[tired]

Yeah I crashed and pit for awhile, but got a shiny new car, with big time sponsor.

 

[Bucky Dog]

I mean I would be a little more on the safe side. You do know 99% of all chicks are bat **** crazy, right?! My suggestion is get her to meet you at happy hour for a drink or 4. See how the conversation goes and ask the right questions. The last thing you want to do is bang bat ****, especially one from the past!!!

 

[Dick Whaefer]

https://youtu.be/ZhVSfIf-Kng

This never gets old.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I don't want to brag but in the words of Cube

Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her *** to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call tired the top gun…

I get there and she's dressed not to go out, as I thought we were when she texted, "I'm hungry". This chick is fire, I just couldn't believe it. Most of my gal friends from back then are 3-4 kids later, & 30-40 lbs heavier or more. Not her, she's a gym rat (me too), & smooth as silk. Late bloomer. Only 1 kid.

Once the smell hit me, I knew why we weren't going out, well one of the reasons. Chicken parm, damn it was good, with some wine (no blue moon), salad, Italian bread. Very good cook.

We ate, we talked, I stared, she noticed. She got into the why didn't we date in HS bit. I'm thinking you weren't this fine, but didn't say it. Just shrugged, not sure. She admitted to having a thing for me then, news to me.

Anyway one thing led to another and you boys know the rest. We're about to go work out, probably shower together, and I'll plant my seed, once again.
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And I figured out what hey what are you up to tonight means.

Been in this spot ages ago. Good answer under pressure.

Ignore these Boyz and enjoy the ride, just don't promise anything other than showers and wine.

 

[tenureplan]

What do you mean once the smell hit you? There are some that say if it smells like fish then its as dish and if it smells like cologne then leave it alone. However, my refined pallet has learned to appreciate the ones that have no smell

 

[tenureplan]

We have to make this a thing. The next time I'm anticipating getting laid, the pack will know about it...unless she's a big hirl

 

[LandsurveyorDawg]

Bucky with the sage advice. Right now, after a quarter of a century puss hunting break, you have been thrust back into the game. You absolutely cannot forget that most woman are bat ****. Also, the super fine female with only one kid that has a great job and throws out the ***** "before" the first date..... Why is she single? I see two possibilities: 1.) She has been unlucky in love. Her baby daddy was a great guy that had an untimely death and she hasn't recovered from it and is finally ready to move on with her life. She is super stable and ready to give her mate a kind and loving life full of nurturing and compassion. OR 2.) WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME MOTHER 17'ER!!!!!!! /S Yes, this is satirical sarcasm--- kind of.

 

[Dawg1979]

I'm waiting, but she was pretty low key in HS. She's a nurse, level headed, she's just had a thing for me, and turned out to be fine as frogs hair later in life. She's 44 & looks 30. Her job brought her back home. Maybe I just got lucky. Lord knows the past couple years have been rough.

Don't fall in love already. slow down skipper!!

 

[Dawg1979]

We have to make this a thing. The next time I'm anticipating getting laid, the pack will know about it...unless she's a big hirl

nothin wrong with going hog hunting every now and again.

 

[cowbell88]

At least somebody is getting some. Bravo bulldawg, make us all proud and jealous.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

You're in buddy. You're in. Just do what she says she likes to do. Make a move. Don't be afraid. You're in.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

nothin wrong with going hog hunting every now and again.

They don’t take dick for granted. They know what to do. At least that’s what my friends tell me**

 

[dorndawg]

They don’t take dick for granted. They know what to do. At least that’s what my friends tell me**

I ain't ever ONCE seen anybody on Intervention due to liking big gals

 

[GhostOfJackie]

If you're recently divorced after 25 years of marriage, then it should't matter. Everything should be worth a try.

 

[Shmuley]

"Rubenesque."

 

[My Bru]

Who cares about the puss. Tell us your thoughts on the 'Rona and BLM. /S

Legit LOL

 

[My Bru]

Congrats on the sex, fellow Bulldog

Congrats on the "sex"? Not 100% convinced you are male

 

[fishwater99]

what this guy said. And take any alcoholic beverage but blue moon.

Blue Moon sucks!

 

[fishwater99]

I'm waiting, but she was pretty low key in HS. She's a nurse, level headed, she's just had a thing for me, and turned out to be fine as frogs hair later in life. She's 44 & looks 30. Her job brought her back home. Maybe I just got lucky. Lord knows the past couple years have been rough.

Don't fall for this girl, just yet. Take some time if you do.

 

[Dawgg]

Yeah I crashed and pit for awhile, but got a shiny new car, with big time sponsor.

Post-divorce poontang high. One of life’s unsung pleasures. Enjoy!