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tired

tired

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So I've recently gotten a divorce. This hot chick from my younger days text me. "Hey what are you up to tonight?" I get what the question means but.....what does it really mean?

Ok, a little background. She told me yesterday, "I dont care to go out to bars, or big parties, or anything like that. I'd rather curl up on the sofa with some1, glass of wine, and watch a movie.
And yes she's still hot, and no I don't have pics.

She did say her ex loves Blue Moon so wasn't real sure what that meant, unless her ex is Miketice. Anyway she's wanting to perform sexual acts on me isnt she? Could some1 tell me which arm it goes under? Been awhile fellas. Mike you got any tips?

25 years of marriage has ruined by chick meter.
 
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garddog

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Go over or invite over and let her curl up with you. Then see if those hands start finding there way over.
 
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CDC recommends wearing a face mask. No recommendations on raw dawgin.
 
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tenureplan

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She's been stalking your facebook profile for a while and noticed that your relationship status changed. DO NOT give her your address. Meet her somewhere and take her back to her house. Once inside, scour the house for pictures of you and the ex with her face cut out and Glenn Close supplanted. If there aren't too many, enjoy the ride, the worst sex I ever had was wonderful and sex with a crazy ***** is 10x
 
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tired said:
So I've recently gotten a divorce. This hot chick from my younger days text me. "Hey what are you up to tonight?" I get what the question means but.....what does it really mean?

Ok, a little background. She told me yesterday, "I dont care to go out to bars, or big parties, or anything like that. I'd rather curl up on the sofa with some1, glass of wine, and watch a movie.
And yes she's still hot, and no I don't have pics.

She did say her ex loves Blue Moon so wasn't real sure what that meant, unless her ex is Miketice. Anyway she's wanting to perform sexual acts on me isnt she? Could some1 tell me which arm it goes under? Been awhile fellas. Mike you got any tips?

25 years of marriage has ruined by chick meter.
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She ask what you are up to? Tell her at least 8! She will want too see if you are lying. By then you are good! Haha
 
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No strange since Clinton's first term and you think the hot chick is a good starting point? Go for it tiger. Just make sure you turn all electronic devices off. You do not want to go viral.

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You may want to look up one of the old band chicks next... You might get a nice surprise..

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Holy **** we need sports.......but now I’m vested and can’t wait to see how the guy who asked the pack for sex advice turned out. We must know.
 
tired

tired

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I don't want to brag but in the words of Cube

Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her *** to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call tired the top gun…

I get there and she's dressed not to go out, as I thought we were when she texted, "I'm hungry". This chick is fire, I just couldn't believe it. Most of my gal friends from back then are 3-4 kids later, & 30-40 lbs heavier or more. Not her, she's a gym rat (me too), & smooth as silk. Late bloomer. Only 1 kid.

Once the smell hit me, I knew why we weren't going out, well one of the reasons. Chicken parm, damn it was good, with some wine (no blue moon), salad, Italian bread. Very good cook.

We ate, we talked, I stared, she noticed. She got into the why didn't we date in HS bit. I'm thinking you weren't this fine, but didn't say it. Just shrugged, not sure. She admitted to having a thing for me then, news to me.

Anyway one thing led to another and you boys know the rest. We're about to go work out, probably shower together, and I'll plant my seed, once again.

And I figured out what hey what are you up to tonight means.
 
M R DAWGS

M R DAWGS

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Very nice, congrats to you. Always fun to get the ol’ pecker wet.
 
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