So much complete horse **** (to the surprise of few, I’m sure). Great job keeping up the rep as the biggest dick on the board who throws out insults to anyone who disagrees with you in a civil discussion. I’ll at least attempt to wade through some of it against my better judgment.
First off, a football coach with no experience down here? Moorhead had several years on the books as a very successful college HC. Maybe you missed that on his resume. That makes a big difference. Apples and oranges, again, when comparing to a career assistant.
Secondly, I’m not saying Yeskie deliberately misled anyone. We call, ask a few questions about his interest, etc., don’t call back for a while, he maybe calls us and wants to know the deal, we are noncommittal, he says thanks but no thanks to avoid the formal rejection. He can tell that story in certain circles, and someone can run with it and tell the media he turned the job down. Happens all the time.
You are basically calling both Cohen and Yeskie dumbasses to insinuate that he turned down a legit job offer from us. I don’t believe either of those to be true. You want to believe it, that’s on you, I guess.
Anyway, I’m sure the rest of the board will enjoy your 17 paragraph retort. But here’s a hint, I won’t see it.
A. "I won't see it" LMAO. Nobody believes that...nobody. You're reading this right now and getting red-faced about it. You're like OM fans who create dozens of threads about us, while trying to simultaneously claim they don't care about us. Both full of crap.
B. While I certainly have my detractors, and frankly don't judge my value or worthiness by what any anonymous MB board trolls post and think, it is HILARIOUS that you don't seem to realize you suffer the same.
C. You continue to be dishonest (to the surprise of few, I'm sure). You weren't being at all civil before I got uncivil with you. In fact, I've somewhat recently complimented a post you made here, because, unlike you, I don't attack people's posts on a board simply because I think they are jackasses in general.
D. You want us to believe John Cohen would never in a million years have hired Yeske, yet he would have gone ahead and wasted his precious time "talking to him out of courtesy", even reaching out to him unsolicited. Yep...that's Grade A stupid **** there. Seriously...you want us to believe Cohen would pick up the phone, call Yeske to gauge his interest, all the while knowing there was no way in hell he was ever going to consider hiring him because, in your words it would be, "i
ncredibly stupid on an astronomical level", not to mention there is no way in hell Cohen initiates a call to Yeske before he has invested plenty of time researching him, etc.
Yes, there is some, "incredibly stupid on an astronomical level" **** going on here. It's your posts.
E. The reference to football was with regard to your point about not being from the area. JoMO's HC experience was at Fordham. While he did a good job there, the level of play there is hardly the kind of thing that separates him that much to qualify as the HC at an SEC school. Need I list for you the number of HC's in the SEC today who got the jobs without having prior HC experience?
As usual, your logic is flawed at best, and as usual, you make an *** of yourself by beating that dead horse to a pulp. Bottom line is patdog made reference to reports and rumors that Yeske had been offered our HC job. You called it BS. I then "civilly" gave you sources that supported patdog's post, responded to another of your posts civilly, stating neither of us really knew and were speculating and you proceeded to get your panties twisted, as you always do. That's where this thread took the turn with you going with, "incredibly stupid on an astronomical level", "enormous logical leap", and "ridiculously dumb" to describe the mere thought that what patdog and the sources I cited said was being reported. All this because it contradicted what you posted, and you sometimes pitch a fit when that happens, particularly when confronted with facts that call your inaccurate statements into question.
You also posted Cohen would more likely have been contacting him to be pitching coach, not HC expecting this board to believe it more likely Cohen would be doing that before he got his HC, rather than actually considering Yeskie for HC.
There's your long paragraph, jackass. If you want them shorter, stop giving me so many stupid comments to address.