He does remind me of something...
I am an MSU graduate looking for a job making low six figures. I have no appreciable skills or experience and don't want work more than 30 hours a week, because that's too hard. My main value I will bring your company is a small network of friends that I have from college whose father's and grandfather's were somewhat influential in very small Mississippi towns 30+ years ago. Oh, I was in a fraternity too. Please PM all offers by Friday and I will choose the best package when I damn well feel like it.
That's gotta be how all those OM dbags do it right? I remember seeing a resume and cover letter from one of those clowns about 10 years ago that said basically the same thing. My boss (who was an Aggie) was showing it around and laughing his *** off because the guy pulled strings to get the resume in front of him... we were looking for someone with a highly technical or engineering background and dude was a pottery major at Ole Miss. His work experience was something in tobacco sales at a retail type level. This in Austin TX, where a master's degree in chemistry is required to get a job changing oil..
It was the most Ole Miss thing I have ever seen.
So, I guess we are a little behind in the job networking department for our alumni, because if OM alum are willing to pull strings for pottery majors, they are all in on more than one network.