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Bonzo_Cat

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Oct 1, 2007
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Highlighting Leary as the best off-season transfers. LFG!

Run the ball. Pound ‘em at the line. Pick your spots to open it up, Liam. #profit.

9-3. Typical Kentucky football drop one you should have / win one the pundits doubt us. In the immortal words of ‘the Czabe’ - Let’s go have a season!

Buffalo Trace is fantastic. Pretty much go with that or Old Fo Rye these day, outside of a crew gathering. No need to get cute with these silly fly-by-nights that charge four times the amount of a proven distillery.

Florida getting bailed out with Rising grounded. They struggle to get out of SLC even with him sideline.

Mertz is garbage. If you can’t cut it in Madison, you ain’t SEC. Fully expect him to ish the bed in Gainesville and not finish out the season as QB1 and a loss to your Kentucky Wildcats will set off that downward spiral.
 

BBdK

Heisman
Sep 21, 2003
159,783
74,127
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Richie refuses to enter his good buddy’s pick ‘em 5 years running, while constantly waxing poetic about gambol = pathetic.

Anth smh. He’s too ‘busy’, as one of those unfortunate unicorns who has a job and kids, and also exercises or has a side hobby. Rare breed, that guy - dunno how he manages it all tbh. + has marginal skin and < 6’ by a bunch, with boots on.

Sack up weaklings
 
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Ron Mehico

Heisman
Jan 4, 2008
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-Working on a Friday, lol good lord. I’m off every tuesday and Friday so anytime there’s a Monday holiday I have a nice 5 days off, quite wonderful.

-Man, replacing The Bear with Winning Time might’ve been the move of the year. Replaced a bunch of uninteresting miserable losers that call each other chef every five minutes with ***, tits, basketball, and John C Reily. What a show.

-In 13 hours I’ll be landing in JFK, getting in the rental car, and stopping in the Hamptons for oysters and champagne for lunch on the way to Montauk. All without kids. #winningtime

-House is coming together folks, electrical inspection done, HVAC and plumbing next. Appliances next week. Cmon baby let’s end this ****

-Labor day - from least favorite holiday as a kid as it signified the end of summer to the best as an adult. The next 4 months are absolute magic.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
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I don’t see Napier working. The Gators just look mid level at best and very undisciplined!

How can that school get it so wrong for so long for what’s been about a decade straight? Is it that hard to pick a damn football coach?
 
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wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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- Utah stadium backdrop is wodie AF.

- College football is 90% about the head coach. Hell even Bama was mediocre for 15 years. Still hard to believe Florida can be so meh so often.

- Never been a fan but really bothers me seeing the media jumping all over this McConnell stuff seemingly so gleefully. Tough to see.

- I can’t think of a major athletic department I’m more neutral about than Minnesota.

- Who’s the MFer who invented **** like “push presents” and “babymoons”? Anyway- anyone have good babymoon recs?
 

Wynn Duffy 69

Heisman
Jan 31, 2017
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- A young man’s appreciation of the Labor Day weekend begins in college, I believe. You all also have some good memories of same?

- One of my favorites was watching the Artose Pinner UL game in the basement of the fraternity house. That game was such an unexpected gift. Then I spent the rest of that evening with Emily.

- Got stuck way out in the Orange Lot for Saturday. I’ve done a few sketchy things in the Orange Lot. Saturday is going to be incredible.

- I have taken to not flushing the urinal or washing my hands when I take a leak at work. My reasoning - urinals certainly don’t need to be flushed after every use; and, my penis is cleaner than most everything else I have touched during the course of the day. Counterpoint?

- Ghram Mertz - lol. What a piece of **** program.
 

Ron Mehico

Heisman
Jan 4, 2008
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- Who’s the MFer who invented **** like “push presents” and “babymoons”? Anyway- anyone have good babymoon recs?


We did 3 baby moons - all at Nemacolin. All were great. I, however, put my foot in the sand at push presents. Never got a single one. I can only imagine what the hell my son will have to buy his wife in 30 years.
 
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krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
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I remember thinking Mertz would be a great transfer for us, as well as Card(?) from Texas.

I can honestly say without seeing a single snap I couldn’t be happier with Leery!
 
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Wynn Duffy 69

Heisman
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Anyway- anyone have good babymoon recs?

Yes. Plop out a paper copy of your revised budget spreadsheet on the kitchen table. Uncap your yellow highlighter. And then explain to her that, starting with number two, there are no more “babymoons.” Or lots of other things.
 
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wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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Yes. Plop out a paper copy of your revised budget spreadsheet on the kitchen table. Uncap your yellow highlighter. And then explain to her that, starting with number two, there are no more “babymoons.” Or lots of other things.

I don’t hate the idea. The name and source piss me off though. I mean if it was presented, “hey let’s get out of town before this kid pops.” I’d be yeah.
 
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CAT Scratch FVR

All-Conference
Sep 4, 2004
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Ron,you fishing in Montauk? Captain Cusamano is supposed to be well respected. Married a girl I went to school with. Mariano Rivera uses him a lot.

Hoping to get to a game in Boulder next year.

Couples showers are the bane of my existence these days. Leave me out of this crap.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
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More likely his wife will start getting smashed by players or boosters down there in Gainesville. Seems to be more their style to run a coach out!
 
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august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
61,633
18,288
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- I have taken to not flushing the urinal or washing my hands when I take a leak at work. My reasoning - urinals certainly don’t need to be flushed after every use; and, my penis is cleaner than most everything else I have touched during the course of the day. Counterpoint?

Maybe you should wash your hands before taking a leak.
 
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