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Wynn Duffy 69

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My middle son just ripped ***, so I asked him, rhetorically, who cut the cheese?

He looked at me like I had a penis growing out of my forehead, and it occurred to me that he would not necessarily know that saying. So I ended up getting into this long explanation about Alf, and what a fantastic show it was. It really was brilliant and ahead of its time.

His only comment to me after my oral history of Alf, “what platform was it on?”
 

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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I have YouTube tv
I have a tv on my back deck
I have my pool lights set to UK blue
I am drinking
I had gummy
I have 1 more night till the fam starts to come home
I will not download another app
I will not get to watch game tonight
I will worry that rogue less than 60 mi from me
 

legalbeagle123

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Jun 16, 2001
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If you don't have a Fire Stick, you can stream Live Net TV on your Roku. Simply download the BlueStacks Emulator and install it on your PC. Then on your web browser, search for LIve NetTV and download the Live NetTV APK file. Launch BlueStacks and Install APK. Open the Live NetTV APK and it will be installed on your PC via BlueStacks. Launch Live NetTV. Press Windows + K keys on your keyboard simultaneously. Choose Roke device from your list of devices. Now, on your television you will need to choose Allow. But first you must set up screen mirroring. To do that, press the Home button on your remote an choose Settings > System. Choose the Screen mirroring option and then the Screen mirroring Mode option. Choose the Prompt option to always ask your permission each time before mirroring other devices on Roku.

Pretty simple. This is how I watch my Blue Jays.
WTF. Is this English?
 
May 6, 2002
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Today's summer UK basketball thoughts...


 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Strokin’s right- if you don’t enjoy a July exhibition win, you surely won’t be pissed off when we lose in the 2nd round. By all means, save yourselves and suck the big long D of self-preservation.

Go teach a summer English class or wave, you ****.

And yes I’m rum drunk and no I didn’t watch the game. Irrelevant.
 

Wynn Duffy 69

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Today I was out hiking and then caught a bunch of ring perch (in Georgia lol) and so I haven’t seen anything or know anything, but I will say this:

1. I fully expect to have my heart broken and I hate that *** clown with all my soul.

2. If he somehow started winning, I would forget all and everything as quickly as a battered housewife blames a face bruise on a random “fall.”

3. GBB!
 

rudd1

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Oct 3, 2007
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-that was a bit over the top, cricket.

-I watched yesterday...could be a fun team. Cautiously optimistic...I'll watch/root/be entertained...and still need to see success in march/April before I change my mind on the direction of the program. Easy peasey.
 

el gordo

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14, gonna be 15 GD years since Cal came here. Everyone watched the door in Memphis and hoped and prayed that he would come. It was the best day of my life at the time when he said yes...then I got married the next week and then maybe it was second Lolz but also maybe not who tf knows

And Kentucky basketball was back and great for quite a long while, almost a final four, final four...NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP......whatever year...then final game of F4 and final four in consecutive years, what could your expectations go from there? Can't imagine much higher

Flash forward to now and I have given very little attention to UK sports in general. I've been coaching my oldest daughter in softball, son in baseball and other daughter in soccer. My personal life took over. I started my own insurance company, my oldest daughter (14 yo this Sunday) is a nationally recruited D1 softball pitcher, my nephew that I train is a regionally recruited D1 football player (louisville is texting him every day 🙄) but I just stopped the UK fan life I lived cold turkey out of time necessity.

I watched the Kentucky basketball game tonight as all my kids randomly happen to be in a dead period. Ball movement, lack of indecisiveness in general, threes shot/made, all the things I've been hearing people ***** about didn't show up...WTF! Why did all the sudden me watching the game feel like 7 years ago?

At this point I feel personably responsible for the abscess in Cal's brain over the last several years for doing everything seemingly wrong. I think they are going to be very good this year and I am going to manifest it, bitches. At this point I hang my existence on it being true because if not my distractions and lack of attention the last several years means nothing. /fin
 
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