GYERO ARCHIVE

[wcc31]

Have never trusted Booker.

My theory has always been that he was the one behind the great bourbon heist and somehow pinned it on that semi-professional softball player.

 

[Wrong]

My text group has already indicted me on all of the Bardstown murders.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Correction: a Nissan. Forgot he worked for the Japanese.

It's definitely hauled a stolen trailer out of a fenced lot, though.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Correction: a Nissan. Forgot he worked for the Japanese.

It's definitely hauled a stolen trailer out of a fenced lot, though.

first impression of that truck was that it has 100% been lowered at some point- likely cruised Preston Hwy too.

safe to say it had a Calvin pissing on a chevy emblem on the rear windshield

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

One of our college friends married a widow of a famously slain Bardstownian. That was an awkward introduction.

 

[nlk]

From the Patrick Reed lawsuit- his home address revealed its zillow listing- which showed his living room. Look at this mf'er's living room. LIV must be stopped.

-1 for no TV on that mantle.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

That living room absolutely screams “new money.” NOT IMPRESSED

 

[wcc31]

- Man, I’m hyped over Burrow. Most excited about the Bengals since the down before Palmer’s knee exploded BUT being family with Dolphins fans brings you some humility. People thought Marino would be a regular in the Super Bowl after ‘84 too.

- Your 40s are generally good but just random pain out of the blue on a weekly basis is annoying. This week my rotator cuff is bothering me. Also my lats cramped up wiping my a$$. This kind of nonsense coming and going all the time.

- You know why I like King Llama on social media? Because he actually gives original thoughts instead of just sharing memes or quotes and saying “Exactly!” Originality is in short supply.

- Amazing how many of formerly Catholic-mocking Protestant friends are now sending their children to Catholic schools.

- This Te’o doc brings back some good memories of the slaying I did on MySpace mid-00s. All real! Was good to me. I do remember one of my younger buddies getting catfished on Plenty of Fish. We had to break it to him that no model whose dad owns a golf course is living in F’ing Aurora, Indiana.

- I haven’t seen my buddies in awhile. Excited for happy hour Friday.

- In-laws still in the Bahamas with COVID. No idea how we dodged it.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Good times having a bunch of drinks tonight with @80 Proof. Good dude and GYERO group historian. Filled in some strands for ‘ol Duder’s head, and whatnot.

I hope he still doesn’t think Im a weirdo.

Turnabout is fair play, as my 3.5 hour party session is now currently being cashed in as I sit in the KKG parking lot as wife tours the renovated sorority house. My 9 yo bitching in car with me as I type.

oldest in Haggin, with his Fern Creek roommate. He Gonna get educated alright.

is there a better place than the Keeneland gift shop? Apparently not, as I bought most of it.

 

[roguemocha]

Speaking as a murse, you work from home types have got it made. The general public has burned me, and a helluva a lot of my ilk, completely out. Been in the direct patient care game for going on 13 years, and I have no clue who is going to take care of our generations asses. I’d absolutely love the opportunity to WFH at this point.

Interesting tidbit regarding addiction…..was talking to a surgeon recently during a case, and somehow this topic came up. He said in med schools they now teach that when someone is/was an addict they are always considered an addict, so going to AA meetings after 30+ years of sobriety tracks. He could’ve been FOS, though.

Q: What’s the difference between a surgeon and God?

A: God doesn’t think He’s a surgeon.

Go CAYUTS

Back to lurking……..

Bless your soul. Never was so happy to have left a career than that one, especially once Covid hit and my nurse friends were hate texting me about my IG stories playing on beaches/boats with girls in bikinis, no masks, no work, no tourists for three months. I respect the **** out of those who made it through. I just can’t be stuck in a building all day on a pc, for me that’s the bottom depth of hell. It has helped me get other jobs like my current one having it on the resume though.

Speaking of trucks, there’s one old hard body Chevy for sale on my way to work every day for $2800. Not rusted but paint sun-blasted off plenty of it. Don’t care about that part at all as I’d love an old beater to drive around this racist little nothing town but the fact it’s red stops me. I can’t stand red in most any capacity. Should offer 2K cash if he paints it black for me maybe.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Rack the “random pains in your 40’s” comment.

I woke up Tuesday morning with the most intense pain I’ve ever felt in my right ball. Wednesday morning, it was fine but suddenly could barely move my neck.

 

[wcc31]

Rack the “random pains in your 40’s” comment.

I woke up Tuesday morning with the most intense pain I’ve ever felt in my right ball. Wednesday morning, it was fine but suddenly could barely move my neck.

It’s absurd. Nothing debilitating but just constant, random and all over the place.

 

[ukalumni00]

Rack the “random pains in your 40’s” comment.

I woke up Tuesday morning with the most intense pain I’ve ever felt in my right ball. Wednesday morning, it was fine but suddenly could barely move my neck.

My introduction to 40’s was getting out of the shower and drying myself off as I have everyday of my life and pulling a muscle in my back that took 3 months to get rid of. Fun times….

 

[anthonys735]

It’s absurd. Nothing debilitating but just constant, random and all over the place.

Yeah. It's dumb. I hate it. ******* toe joint has been hurting for months. Crick in the neck every other week. Appears most are induced by sleep.

 

[roguemocha]

Hit some hot yoga up boys, that **** is and will help a lot. Plus it’s nothin but 20-40s mostly smoke in nothing. Great way to start or end the day.

Reminds me of the Louis CK bit about him telling the doctor he wakes up with ankle pain every morning. Doctor says do these movements and stretches before you get out of bed. Louis asks for how long do I do this? Doc says forever, you’re getting old, this is your life now.

I have my random pains too but mostly just my chronically dislocated shoulder that acts up during and post workouts. Nothing I can’t get through though, for now. Am super interested in trying stem cell injections on it as they last 6months to a year usually and do very well. Just don’t know if I need another yearly 2K subscription on something yet.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

I stay pretty active. Have kept my same weight range for the last 20 years. Run 20+ miles a week. Teach on my feet all day Still wear a 34 inch waist. And as soon as I hit 41 my left lower back has decided to start hurting . . . just because. If I bend a certain way to pick something up at knee-height or below, it’s like I’m shot with a flaming arrow. I mean, what the hell is that?


And Patrick Reed’s house looks like Eyes-Wide-Shut-Party money to me. KINDA IMPRESSED.

 

[roguemocha]

That’s great you’re so active and the 34” waist . Have to stretch almost daily though at our age. Body can’t recover like it used to. Hit that TRT up as well .

 

[joeyrupption]

Rack the “random pains in your 40’s” comment.

I woke up Tuesday morning with the most intense pain I’ve ever felt in my right ball. Wednesday morning, it was fine but suddenly could barely move my neck

Look out for Hand Foot and Mouth if you never had it as a kid. For adult men, the virus has evolved to cause epididimytis (inflamed testicle) in some cases and I hit the jackpot in September after my kid had it.

First off, everyone assumes you just coincidentally visited a Tiajuana whorehouse while you had HFM lesions on your fingertips and painful blisters on your hands and feet. I had to show the medical article to my doctor for him to believe it.

And the fact that it's viral means it just has to run its course. It essentially feels like someone kicked you in the nuts, five minutes ago, for four days. I could barely walk and had to work from home.

Now I feel like it's my responsibility to warn all other dad's about this little gem. You're welcome.

 

[anthonys735]

MCF had it last summer. Lost all his finger nails among other ****.

 

[rudd1]

-kook, I hope your wife enjoys the KKG reno. Best metal framing/drywall/act you'll ever see...boring as hell architecturally.

 

[wcc31]

Kinda jealous of 80. I want to drink with Kook. Also jealous of Kook. I miss 80 - the giant bastard.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

-kook, I hope your wife enjoys the KKG reno. Best metal framing/drywall/act you'll ever see...boring as hell architecturally.

Level 4 finish? Impressive. But are the walls painted with European yacht gloss coating?

92 chickas live in that hacienda. It’s huge. Mercy.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Kinda jealous of 80. I want to drink with Kook. Also jealous of Kook. I miss 80 - the giant bastard.

Leggo.

80 is a big (nice) man.

 

[Ron Mehico]

Got my vasectomy Friday morning. Trying not to think about it too much as I’m a giant ***** with stuff and will get anxiety. However the docs prescription has me worried. Dude gave me 20 Percocet and only 1 5mg Valium. Like WTF? His ratios are completely off, like Seth Rogans wife in The Night Before. Has my confidence in him wavering a bit but just gotta get this **** over with.

 

[80 Proof]

Great meeting Kooky tonight, you could tell he was good people from the start. Looked like he could have been on The Sopranos. Didn't seem weird at all.

This week is left shoulder week for me. Last week was right knee.

Weather today was perfect, unless you are the first born son of an HVAC tycoon I guess.

First college football game is 10 days from today.

Two year old woke up at about 5am and howled at me until she went to daycare.

Took the Cats over 7.5 for the season. Seemed like a no-brainer.

Grandmother turned 92 today. Visited her in the recovery facility and saw her walk to her wheelchair because she was tired of waiting for a nurse to help her. Eighteen days after breaking her hip, tough lady.

Over the hump.

 

[wcc31]

The Night Before is a classic

 

[80 Proof]

Kinda jealous of 80. I want to drink with Kook. Also jealous of Kook. I miss 80 - the giant bastard.

You should come see the Wildcats play this year and hang out

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

You should come see the Wildcats play this year and hang out

South Carolina game, @wcc31. I’ll bring a good bottle.

 

[rudd1]

-run of the mill stuff...we did use a bunch of glidwall on the oldest part of the building. Best product I've seen for plaster repair...no one wants to pay for the real deal* and it's hard to find skilled plaster dudes...and the ones you find are all old as hell.

*except for Jeff Ruby...those domes took a minute.

 

[anthonys735]

Got my vasectomy Friday morning. Trying not to think about it too much as I’m a giant ***** with stuff and will get anxiety. However the docs prescription has me worried. Dude gave me 20 Percocet and only 1 5mg Valium. Like WTF? His ratios are completely off, like Seth Rogans wife in The Night Before. Has my confidence in him wavering a bit but just gotta get this **** over with.

Take the Valium with plenty of time left. Other than the pretty humiliating 10 minutes with your junk sticking through a clothe hole, feeling them yank on your ball tube, and the smell of burning flesh... it ain't too bad. Over in <20 and free to buzz the tower forever.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Got my vasectomy Friday morning. Trying not to think about it too much as I’m a giant ***** with stuff and will get anxiety. However the docs prescription has me worried. Dude gave me 20 Percocet and only 1 5mg Valium. Like WTF? His ratios are completely off, like Seth Rogans wife in The Night Before. Has my confidence in him wavering a bit but just gotta get this **** over with.

Had mine two weeks ago. Certainly not fun, but you'll be alright. Will be nice to let the wife get off birth control. After the Valium for the surgery I only took like two of the Vicodin for afterwards and even that wasn't really necessary. It's always nice to have leftover Vicodin around the house for emergencies.

 

[cricket3]

To tie it all together I’ve had random tweaks of my back that lasted multiple days that we’re worse than my vasectomy.

 

[roguemocha]

To bring it back around, hit up that TRT and you don’t even need a vasectomy usually. Natural spermicide right there.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

Had mine two weeks ago. Certainly not fun, but you'll be alright. Will be nice to let the wife get off birth control. After the Valium for the surgery I only took like two of the Vicodin for afterwards and even that wasn't really necessary. It's always nice to have leftover Vicodin around the house for emergencies.

Is it true that the first nut after a vasectomy is amazing?

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

I’ll be honest, I still have nightmares at being told my vasectomy is only 99.9% effective.

 

[cole854]

-People thought Marino would be a regular in the Super Bowl after ‘84 too.

- Amazing how many of formerly Catholic-mocking Protestant friends are now sending their children to Catholic schools.

Anyone who was a pro football discounted Marino and the Dolphins in the first couple of weeks once they saw they had one of the worst D's in the league....year after year.

They aren't sending them to a "catholic school"....they are send them to a private school that happens to be catholic to escape the liberal indoctrination that is rampant in the public forum. I have friends who have done the same thing, along w/ turning to home schooling. Surely you have been paying attention to the wokeness from the last 2 years?

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Anyone who was a pro football discounted Marino and the Dolphins in the first couple of weeks once they saw they had one of the worst D's in the league....year after year.

They aren't sending them to a "catholic school"....they are send them to a private school that happens to be catholic to escape the liberal indoctrination that is rampant in the public forum. I have friends who have done the same thing, along w/ turning to home schooling. Surely you have been paying attention to the wokeness from the last 2 years?

How is it possible that you are the smartest guy in the room on every subject discussed in here?

 

[SAECATFAN]

They'd probably be very surprised to learn that the woke liberal President and Speaker of the House are practicing Catholics.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Is it true that the first nut after a vasectomy is amazing?

It's like any other time that it's been over a week, so yeah, it was pretty good.

 

[krazykats]

Can’t even imagine. A whole week, ugh!