- I’ll tell you what’s fun, your little boys playing spring flag football. My 7 year old is an Adonis and fast as lightning. He was getting the edge every touch last week. My 9 year old is 98th percentile both height and weight. He can also run. He is playing linebacker and tackling every little ***** Gideon, Carmichael and Phoenix out there.
- Was at the park today, and I saw this ******* step in a huge pile of dog ****. A tall pile of the light tan - looked like the work of a big, virile Lab. His shoe was fu**ed. It was great.
- Anyone ever stopped in Rooster Run? It looks like your common piece of **** gas station. But the big rooster statue is cool. I bet Vern’s mom has snorted an Addie 20 in the bathroom.
- Those Balance gummies will rock your world. I think the cook is putting a little something extra in those.
- How did SAE manage to pull a 69 for his first sexual experience? That’s an all timer. Mine was this fat girl who blew me in the middle of some random living room around 4:00 a.m. But she had some incredible knockers, and man, the first time you get your hands on some of those things, mercy. I had also got high for the first time that night. Big blunt of ditch weed schwegg. It was great. Had to scatter before sunup, couldn’t go home, so got a sack of Whitecastles and sat at the Richwood rest stop on 75, eating whitey’s and burning heaters, until I knew the exact time my parents would be leaving for mass, and I could make it home and slide in bed.
- It wouldn’t take much to make me quit my job and just go fishing every M-F morning for the next six weeks.
- Cooked meals now for seven straight days in a Lodge Dutch oven. I had never considered this thing’s dominance on the stovetop. I really don’t need anything else.
- “I guess that depends on your definition of friend. He's a nice enough fella, but I wouldn't ask to borrow his corduroy jacket.”
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