I'd pay money to watch pretzel suplex gobotuko.
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I hope your doc wrote you a stack just like 50 Cent’s dianabol-McDonald’s combo.
-future is bright for Bengals. Young studs, lots of cap room. Shore up the o line and get after it.
^ don't believe in jinxes...they're gonna be in contention for the foreseeable future.
^ don't believe in jinxes...they're gonna be in contention for the foreseeable future.
Sorry to the Bengals die hards. ****** way to end a great season.
Hey, Rogue. **** you. And if you can’t read that, **** YOU. And if you don’t hear well, **** YOU! There’s nothing worse than somebody who doesn’t even have a dog in the fight, running around talking **** on a message board that’s home to lifelong fans of the team that just lost a heartbreaker. That’s some weak *** ***** ****. Even for a weak *** ***** like you.
The Bengals may have a bright future, but did you see that shot of their dipshit owner sitting there with that crappy old hat on like some sort of a bum? Damn that’s sad.
If I see a Rams jersey tomorrow, I’m punching the dude/person wearing it, right in the GD throat.
When the Bengals were on Hard Knocks, they showed that he charged rental fees for the players to use TVs in their dorms during training camp. And there were different fees for HDTV’s and CRT’s. This was in 2009.
Think of the most annoyingly cheap old ******* you’ve ever known or heard of from family and friends and then imagine if they ran your favorite pro team. The salary cap is a straw man of a great equalizer. Outside of that they skimp on everything else imaginable. (They use UC’s practice bubble.)
His daughter and now a marketing wiz granddaughter are infusing some life, but most fans who know about his influence are just waiting for him to die (he’s 86), IMO.
Sad but true.
^We all hear ya. There is a reason for the huge amount of salary cap space, Mike Brown is a tight old man who threatened to take his dad's team elsewhere unless the taxpayers in his city didn't foot the bill for his new stadium.
I'm as gutted as any other Bengals fan here. But let's all be real Mike Brown does not deserve to hoist the Lombardi trophy. He doesn't deserve Joe Burrow and this team. If he doesn't invest heavily in an oline to protect the best player he's ever had in this offseason he's the worst owner in sports, period.
I mean his non power 5 city college paid for an indoor practice facility for its football team yet his professional football team practices outdoors next to a cement and gravel yard under the I75 bridge that's falling into the river
I'm as gutted as any other Bengals fan here. But let's all be real Mike Brown does not deserve to hoist the Lombardi trophy. He doesn't deserve Joe Burrow and this team. If he doesn't invest heavily in an oline to protect the best player he's ever had in this offseason he's the worst owner in sports, period.
I mean his non power 5 city college paid for an indoor practice facility for its football team yet his professional football team practices outdoors next to a cement and gravel yard under the I75 bridge that's falling into the river
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Cal was pretty good in his brief performance on Billions.
Just watched the Prince Halftime Show again. Holy crap. Absolute masterpiece.
- My issue with the halftime show is the same issue with the 2006 halftime show when the Stones played it. I don’t want to go see tired *** acts. At least Kendrick’s stuff was within the last 10 years.
- I also was sitting there watching it with a room full of like 15 kids and - call me old fashioned - I didn’t feel it was appropriate for what is supposed to be a nationwide, all ages event. Of course the 14 other adults (including my wife) didn’t care, but they’re a bunch of ******* classless heathens anyway, apparently.
- The game had an odd feel to it. Seemed to lack energy even as we went down the stretch. There didn’t feel like a buildup was happening. And even that last Bengals drive didn’t have that frantic feel that some of the playoffs game had.
- Cooper Kupp is a freaking stud and I get why he won the MVP, but what Aaron Donald did tonight was next level.
- I bet the same amounts on the Rams +4, the under at 48.5, and then the second half line which was a pick’em. So a loss, a win and a push. Very unsatisfying feeling.
- I feel bad for the Bengals and their fans. I have to believe the line is one thing you can clean up this off-season. Hoping you can be back next year cause Chase and Burrow are fun to watch. And it’s not like my Panthers are gonna do anything.
Buck up Opie...and just take solace in the fact the Ben-gals were gifted a TD on the no call head rip. It was just a matter of time before the Rams D-line started making Lil' Joe their pound cake.
Good season, though. [banana]
Are rogue and Uko brothers or something?
Same type of bitches for sure.
Same type of bitches that GYERO gives too much attention to, imo -- which is what they both so desperately crave because they bring absolutely nothing to the table so they have to fall back on being dickheads to get attention.
I'm only a bandwagon Bengals fan but the future looks bright. There will only be so many opponents with the best offensive and defensive players in football on the same squad. I'm buying stock in Burrow and the boys.
And, ahem, the Cayts have their best chance at number 9 since 2015.
It is getting ready to be Springtime, bitches.
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Refs seemed to be trying to stay out of the way, and yet the two second half go ahead touchdowns resulted from blown calls. Not a huge Bengals fan, but really wanted the city of Cincinnati to get a championship over effing Los Angeles.
Tried my hand at Pastrami this weekend. It was... okay. A brisket flat is tough enough to get right without brining and soaking it in water first. Pulled it off at 201, rested for an hour, good but a little on the rubbery side, not sure if it was over- or under-cooked. Flavor is
(good). Also haven't steamed it yet, couldn't wait. Will be reheating the leftovers that way, though. Maybe the texture'll end up perfect after that step.
This basketball team is fairly deep, but the lack of positionlessness makes each contributor so important. Each guy has a different skill set that perfectly complements the others. Lose any of Wheeler, Washington, Grady, Tshiebwe, and to a lesser extent, Brooks, and we're screwed. This team IS the sum of its parts. Need Tyty back ASAP, duh.
I've thought for most of the season that the main piece we are missing is the athletic rim protector. WCS, Noel, Jackson, etc. - doesn't even have to be a Davis. Hell, I'd settle for a Marcus Lee. Collins coming around would be amazing, but I'm just not sure he'll get there by March. Improving though for sure. Saw him and Tyty riding scooters on campus before the Missouri football game and I thought to myself, that guy is a couple years away. Never seen anyone so skinny.
Spring is teasing us this week. I'll take it.
Tried my hand at Pastrami this weekend. It was... okay. A brisket flat is tough enough to get right without brining and soaking it in water first. Pulled it off at 201, rested for an hour, good but a little on the rubbery side, not sure if it was over- or under-cooked. Flavor is
(good). Also haven't steamed it yet, couldn't wait. Will be reheating the leftovers that way, though. Maybe the texture'll end up perfect after that step.This basketball team is fairly deep, but the lack of positionlessness makes each contributor so important. Each guy has a different skill set that perfectly complements the others. Lose any of Wheeler, Washington, Grady, Tshiebwe, and to a lesser extent, Brooks, and we're screwed. This team IS the sum of its parts. Need Tyty back ASAP, duh.
I've thought for most of the season that the main piece we are missing is the athletic rim protector. WCS, Noel, Jackson, etc. - doesn't even have to be a Davis. Hell, I'd settle for a Marcus Lee. Collins coming around would be amazing, but I'm just not sure he'll get there by March. Improving though for sure. Saw him and Tyty riding scooters on campus before the Missouri football game and I thought to myself, that guy is a couple years away. Never seen anyone so skinny.
Spring is teasing us this week. I'll take it.
-Feel bad for the Bengal contingent, I've mocked you suckers for years, but what a run. Bit like the 2014 Cats. Gotta feel good with Burrow and Chase for the future. Can we get the Reds a Burrow and Chase, please?
-What type of ****** concoction we're you all making with cream cheese?
-Halftime show was awesome, re-watched last night before bed, and it was just really well done. Lot of little Easter Eggs in there as well. Like that Kendrick went MAAD City/Alright. Thought for sure he'd use HUMBLE.
-Surprisingly, that Ware/Oscar lineup played really well. Insight have any +/- data on that group? As long has he uses the 3 guards in that situation it could be a solution to the height issues we've seen Oscar struggle with. Gives you a rim protector and should help keep foul trouble at bay with Oscar.
-We're at 8 capable now with Ware, could REALLY use 1 more guard, but you have enough if we can fix our f*cking ankles.
-Finished the regular season Faith First league undefeated after a couple blowout wins Saturday. On to baseball.
-60's in the forecast
No doubt, March/April are going to be 40 and dark, but we'll deal with it later. Tunes on and have a catch.
-First time finishing wings in the air fryer. Not bad. Need to hone in on the timing but easier to manage for sure.
-Valentine's Day. What a crock of ****.
-What type of ****** concoction we're you all making with cream cheese?
-Halftime show was awesome, re-watched last night before bed, and it was just really well done. Lot of little Easter Eggs in there as well. Like that Kendrick went MAAD City/Alright. Thought for sure he'd use HUMBLE.
-Surprisingly, that Ware/Oscar lineup played really well. Insight have any +/- data on that group? As long has he uses the 3 guards in that situation it could be a solution to the height issues we've seen Oscar struggle with. Gives you a rim protector and should help keep foul trouble at bay with Oscar.
-We're at 8 capable now with Ware, could REALLY use 1 more guard, but you have enough if we can fix our f*cking ankles.
-Finished the regular season Faith First league undefeated after a couple blowout wins Saturday. On to baseball.
-60's in the forecast
No doubt, March/April are going to be 40 and dark, but we'll deal with it later. Tunes on and have a catch. -First time finishing wings in the air fryer. Not bad. Need to hone in on the timing but easier to manage for sure.
-Valentine's Day. What a crock of ****.
So UKO gets correctly roasted for being a ***** that likes a team from another state but when I don’t like a team from another state I’m the *******? Got it, makes sense.
Maybe if my uncle didn’t talk incessantly about OSU and the state of Ohio I too would like losers that never win anything, wear Halloween colors and are named after a tiger 4000 miles away but that’s where we are.
At least I won’t have to worry about another Super Bowl Sunday GYERO for 30 more years because the Bengals aren’t going back. If you think they’re consistently beating Allen, Mahomes, Lamar, Stafford, Herbert etc you’re wrong…enjoy your run Buckeyes.
-friday afternoon: prima had a blow out on I71 20 miles south of Columbus (if aaa didn't work out...I was fixing to call chumps). Quickly navigated the car to the side w/o damaging the rim/anything else.
^cool under pressure, proud dad. Went ahead and got new shoes for all 4 wheels...close to a grand for south korean* tires for a Forrester. Inflation is real.
*it was that or chinese(****** commies)...all they had in stock. .
-I like my basketball team *a lot*.
-UKFB superbowl add....solid.
-most NFL I've watched in a couple decades(kids older=freetime)...playoffs were off the hook, so many games decided in the waning minutes.
-I like to bust balls...but never got the point of being a "hater", its boring/pitiful. I'm more of a build people up kinda guy.
^cool under pressure, proud dad. Went ahead and got new shoes for all 4 wheels...close to a grand for south korean* tires for a Forrester. Inflation is real.
*it was that or chinese(****** commies)...all they had in stock. .
-I like my basketball team *a lot*.
-UKFB superbowl add....solid.
-most NFL I've watched in a couple decades(kids older=freetime)...playoffs were off the hook, so many games decided in the waning minutes.
-I like to bust balls...but never got the point of being a "hater", its boring/pitiful. I'm more of a build people up kinda guy.
Agree with all that on friends/family but not sports teams. Don’t think anyone here is trying to build UL up.
Why is it, the richer people get, the worse their hat selection becomes?
I like this look for as long as Toppin is out. If Toppin is back, I'm not sure what Ware does better than Toppin if playing next to Oscar. (Clearly Ware is a better backup 5 unless we are going smallball.)
Its one thing to miss a bang bang call on a deep ball. Its another to seemingly go out of your way to ensure LA had as many downs as they needed to score.
Ball is in your hands Reds.
Going to have to beat UT in Knoxville with no Toppin and Washington? This is the way.
Ball is in your hands Reds.
Going to have to beat UT in Knoxville with no Toppin and Washington? This is the way.
Skyline Dip
(“Dixie Chili Dip” for the reals.)
Northside Yacht Club had “personal” Skyline Chili Dips on offer for the big game.
I think Mike Brown always wears a crappy hat because he is cheap and is trying to use it as free advertisement. He has a huge head and even officially licensed Bengals gear always looks taut against his melon (and they have no real sizing constraint). When he wears these cheap hats from his (or his friend’s) other business concerns, they are cheap promotional hats that only come in a normal size. They always look like that.
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So the no call on grabbing a face mask is clearly okay and shouldn’t be talked about?
There were three bad/missed calls in that game:
1) The Bengals TD face mask thing
2) The first holding penalty on the Rams TD drive
3) The targeting call that was offset by the illegal hands to the face
I wouldn’t say the Bengals got completely screwed, but the timing of that surely sucked.
1) The Bengals TD face mask thing
2) The first holding penalty on the Rams TD drive
3) The targeting call that was offset by the illegal hands to the face
I wouldn’t say the Bengals got completely screwed, but the timing of that surely sucked.
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