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BBdK

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Shaedon Sharpe just got ranked #1 in the class.

Several called that coming...shew. His game is DOPE 😍

Telling you, Cal is about to go on another tear, where we aren't just getting 5*, but the BEST 5*.

Seems like we're in great with Lively too, who many say outplayed Duren last week, and will have an argument for #1 himself when it's all said and done.
 

krazykats

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- SF Giants hit, fire fire fire

- Football on my TV tonight? Damn I don’t even have the patio TV set up yet.

- Lowe’s with a 7am call to cancel my drywall. Mrs thing was not cool with me answering the call during “her time”.

- Diabetes is expensive AF. Just got the mid year statement on my expenses and Christ almighty no wonder they aren’t finding a real cure for this!

- Anyone ever put a trampoline together? It’s been awhile for me and now they come with a handy tool that helps stretch the mat to the springs. However, the triangle clips come undone way to easy now a days sending this 270 pounds to the hard earth in a very uncomfortable way.

- Feel like there is something I should be doing, but instead I just ordered another 30 barrels of Rye Whiskey.

Cheers!
 

catsfanbgky

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I’m cool with this, but you just told a poster’s dead mother she should’ve had an abortion sooooo….
Exactly, was just fixing to post about that very post. But the "CLUB" all circled jerked each other and laughed about it. IF (I would never do that, I am not a *****) had posted that, 20 GYERO elites would have banned together and pissed on the post telling me how disgusting the post was.

Having said that, on to the next topic at hand, was the BJ from the same lady or is everyone who comes to get touched in Key West cheating on their spouse / significant other, 41 years old?

To the grammar police dude, EAD, I do not GAF about checking for errors, I am not a GD newspaper editor and to be honest, you idiots don't impress me enough to take the extra time to make it perfect.
 
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roguemocha

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* I'd have to imagine 400m hurdle requires the best combo of athleticism & endurance. 800m is probably right there as well. Any longer distance and the muscle mass basically disappears and they look like they just came out of a concentration camp.

* No clue on the hardest but some of the race walking vids are hilarious. No clue what they actually do to warrant it but those dudes pass out, **** themselves or seize up every go.

* Give me nine wins for the football cats. Obvious QB questions but the deepest unit we've fielded in most of our lifetimes coupled with a really average schedule. Eight is probably the most likely but anything less than that is a disappointment.

* If someone uses the word "blowie" I'm going to instantly assume they are getting far less action than they are stating

* Tough call between Cape Cod BBQ and Zapps Voodoo in my potato chip ranking. Probably more dependent on the sandwich going with it, but I lean CC bbq.

* Not sure if its having two kids or my actual age but this has been the first year where I've started to feel old. Back and knee pain on the regular. Think my beard turned grey overnight, same for what's left of my hair. Mild hangovers after a two drinks. Multiple trips to piss through the night.

* NIL should have happened 20 years ago... unless you can't form a sentence, what is the purpose of going to the G-League or even leaving early unless you are guaranteed lotto? I'd imagine redshirting starts to come back into play for guys again if there is any intelligence left out there.
-::UPDATE::
-So ol girls boyfriend flew in today to surprise her, so your boy Rogue might be dead by the end of the day, you’re welcome. Glad I decided not to stay over there last night.

-Also, she’s on my IG story for you doubters.

-Blowies for everyone.
 

MaxPowerrr

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I like that ad KL referenced but it’s 2021 so I’m sure there’s gonna be a Twitter thread about how that mom had some problematic views on gypsies or something during her trek to Siberia to pick up her kid.

But until then- good ad (even though I forget what it’s for)
 

BBdK

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#EliWeek Randos

-I'll be honest, low-key dreading it a bit...gonna be really weird without Meemommie, but need to get it out of my system. House is open for me, but I'm guessing it will just be too weird & desolate. Thankfully, my buddy Killa just upgraded to a mansion I can crash at if so - long overdue.

-Game sucks. I've averaged maybe 12 holes a week for the summer. Not playing Champ or Shootout. An 82/74 or similar for a nice 2nd or 3rd flight $$$ win would be ideal.

-We've had absolute DREAM August weather all week, and of course it switches to standard Eli Inferno on Saturday...lmao some things never change - but given the biblical flood last year, I won't complain too much.

-I've watched less Olympics this year than ever before. That's not a brag...typically worship. Dunno if it's the coverage or what, just hasn't worked out for me too well this year.

-Enjoying White Lotus...my style of show. But GD there as so many awkward and intentional cringe-worthy scenes in that sucker that it's borderline uncomfortable.

-Is there an on-average older household item than an ironing board? I mean, I've certainly never bought one, yet somehow I always have one. Maybe it's the same one Mom gave me when I went to college? Anytime I'm in someone else's home, family, etc...it's clearly a relic as well.

-Got a weird craving for a Yoo-Hoo the other day. Certain I haven't had one in 20 years, probably longer. Do they even still make those...? Don't recall seeing them, but then again, I'm never looking into the Milk/etc section of the C-Store cooler, b/c every time I do, I picture SAE enjoying a nice Dean's Milk Chug on the golf course or something similar. 🤮 Anticipating it being gross, but still plan to indulge soon.

-This Saratoga meeting has been pretty overall trash. "Where favorites go to die"...not this year. Chalk city, for the most part. Lotta time left though, Whitney should be a helluva race & card this weekend.

-CPG roster note: There are clearly more obvious standout names, but 'Chas Dustin' slays me for some reason.

-So, Some dude "Free-Climbed" from the ground, all the way up the side & to the top of the 60 story Aria. LVPD was waiting for him at the top, but yikes - gave me the heebie jeebies just looking at the pictures. Was apparently protesting Mask Mandates, lmao.

-Thought this was really cool. At the Linq, on the mostly unused 3rd Floor, the Old Imperial Palace Sports & Race book remains in-tact, and untouched, decades later.




-Go Cats!
 
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cricket3

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-So ol girls boyfriend flew in today to surprise her, so your boy Rogue might be dead by the end of the day, you’re welcome. Glad I decided not to stay over there last night.

-Also, she’s on my IG story for you doubters.
You've likely given us enough information in the last week for someone to be able to find the boyfriend and tell him.
 

cricket3

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Related: Does anyone want to fess up to being the one who got Spear fired and put your skills to use.
 

krazykats

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Yes they make yoo-hoos, I buy a 32 pack per week, as well as 3 gallons of milk and 1 of the big chocolate syrup. A week, literally if I don’t get this my kids act like I just took their PS5 away.

The weird part is, the only things they get that I’d think goes with milk is cereal.

Edit: To say if you get make sure it in the glass jar that has to be shaken. The cardboard squeezers absolutely suck!
 
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HUBER

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From here on out the coach for kids event is the Huber/Harris/Anth/AP.com Super Bowl.
⬆️Corrected.⬆️

Seriously, how nice though. Handed me the jersey after he bought at the auction and said Huber, give this to your boys. Feeling strange about it, I handed him the bottle of Weller Full Proof I bought at the auction in return. He wouldn't take it though "thankfully". Of all the cool dudes on staff, Brad may be the absolute coolest. The Huber boys were over the moon with the jersey though and found out this morning the youngest ended up sleeping in it.

30 days till football. Boom.
 

catsfanbgky

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As far as any event qualifying, Give me Water Polo or the Modern Pentathlon as the most difficult event. I mean water polo you have to tread water the whole game, swim about a mile total during the game. It is more violent than it appears on TV. Then factor in swallowing water, get punched in the gonads underwater, just terrible. The Decathlon is near death adding all events together.

Others I would include :

Rings in gymnastics - The faces the guys make trying to hold the position while their body weight is being held with outstretched arms is painful to watch, I can only imagine the pain their muscles are suffering.

Long distance swimming events - Using pretty much every muscle, it has to be tiring and mentally exhausting.

Marathon - For obvious reasons.
 

roguemocha

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-Is there a James Mc…..on here? Just got an IG request and wasn’t sure.

-I’ll be getting more tattoos @WayneDougan otobably full arm sleeve on my right arm soon so you all can really hate me. That one is my gmas birth year and I got it over my heart on Mother’s Day this year, the first without her. As I’ve said before she was my best friend. Not a tat I’ll ever regret.
 

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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As far as any event qualifying, Give me Water Polo or the Modern Pentathlon as the most difficult event. I mean water polo you have to tread water the whole game, swim about a mile total during the game. It is more violent than it appears on TV. Then factor in swallowing water, get punched in the gonads underwater, just terrible. The Decathlon is near death adding all events together.

Others I would include :

Rings in gymnastics - The faces the guys make trying to hold the position while their body weight is being held with outstretched arms is painful to watch, I can only imagine the pain their muscles are suffering.

Long distance swimming events - Using pretty much every muscle, it has to be tiring and mentally exhausting.

Marathon - For obvious reasons.
I’ve done 2 marathons. I’ve never done rings in gymnastics. These 2 are not equal.
 

BleedBlueCats21

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-I like White Lotus, but it's been a little underwhelming for me. Most recent episode was the best so far, so I'm sticking with it.

-It's been said, but BRax's constant ribbing of Mags is twitter gold.

-Try not to get killed, rogue. Surely key west is swimming in more unattached women.

-Haven't had a yoohoo in at least a decade. Used to enjoy with dunkaroos. Vanilla, of course.

-Congrats to all the newly-minted gyero dads and to those who have added to their families recently. Had our first last year and it has been everything I could have hoped for. Definitely thinking 2 is the magic number though.
 

krazykats

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Do you know the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes?

if my sons issues were diet I’d fix that, but it isn’t.

If there was a cure for type 1 there is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to cure him of it. But I also will not ask him to not be a kid and enjoy the stuff that kids enjoy.
 

catsfanbgky

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Especially driving the Scoot Scoot for all the world to see, can't tint the windows for cover and absolutely no buffer against incoming fire or ran over by pissed off boyfriend.
 
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