-I never could properly cover any of my old school textbooks. Always had a girl from class just do it for me. Told my kids about this last night and they looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. They do remember textbooks, but only barely.
-Professional sports franchises that I often forget exist:
NFL: Arizona Cardinals
NBA: Orlando Magic
MLB: Texas Rangers
NHL: All of them except the SEATTLE KRAKEN
-Strangely fascinated by photographs of empty and half-empty malls.
-Microwave popcorn kick, set off by the Boy Scouts' GOAT brand. Don't like the bagged stuff, and don't care for it at movies. But a good microwave bag, or a bag freshly-popped by some booster mom at a HS basketball game, hits the spot.
-One time 80 Proof recognized me at Qdoba by my burrito order.
-The oldest has her permit now. She's doing pretty well so far, and I'm keeping reasonably calm. I don't have a single recollection of my parents taking me out to practice driving, save for one time when my dad took me to a cemetery to teach me how to do a turnabout and I knocked over a stone. That was something.
-Never learned how to play checkers, chess, or any non-UNO card game. But backgammon, man....I'd smoke all you fools.