GYERO ARCHIVE

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Reminder that anth went to Bellarmine.


Ha. What a loser.

 

[pretzel__logic]

-Pineapple on pizza is delicious. With some bacon and banana peppers? *chef's kiss*

-First Thanksgiving of my entire 32 years away from my parents and brother. Nothing makes me homesick like holidays. Not homesick for a place...I haven't been to my "hometown" in 7 or 8 years...homesick for a time, really.

-Thankful for in-laws who I actually like. If any GYERO parents need tips for when your kid hits the dinosaur stage, I'm your girl. Spent an hour drawing t-rex with my nephew the other night and he promised he would bring his dino encyclopedia Thursday. Pretty pumped about it, ngl.

-if anyone needs me for the rest of the year, I'll be watching this on continuous loop.

 

[PuffyNips]

Nice! Glad to see someone else contributing a little photoshopping to GYERO.

Excellent work. I especially like the little bicycling lapel pin. It's the details folks.

 

[anthonys735]

-il duce735:

Drywall contractors are suspended for the next 6 weeks. Lives at stake here. Hopefully you have a bunch in the coffers or are able to sell.

 

[SAECATFAN]

I am extremely empathetic, anth. This sucks. I'm very sorry for him and his staff. I'm just saying your eulogizing the place is premature. It'll reopen and Eddie will be the purveyor. Christ.

 

[anthonys735]

Reminder that anth went to Bellarmine.


Ha. What a loser.

You're on here daily talking about hiring a race director for your run/walk extreme distance events held in tiny small towns all over the country. So...

 

[Wodie sloot]

The beat part of NTI so far (besides my kid being so brilliant), is listening to parents get frustrated with their kids when they think they are on mute.

 

[Geese Feeder]

Tell you what -- It's been a while since we've had a dope pizza rundown from BBdK.

Nature is healing, we are the virus. Needed that.

 

[legalbeagle123]

GO CATS!

 

[BBdK]

Shenanigans beef gonna spell the end for Toby/Brooksie?

Fields needs to play the J Prince role here and squash this.

 

[anthonys735]

Shenanigans beef gonna spell the end for Toby/Brooksie?

Fields needs to play the J Prince role here and squash this.

We've weathered worse.

 

[tfields01]

Despite their differences on this, I know they can unite in their belief that PTI(pti) is an *******.

 

[_Chase_]

A couple of weeks ago a grandmother absolutely lit into the teacher on Zoom, right in front of my daughter's entire class. Told her she wasn't teaching well enough, that this stuff was too hard, cussing, was literally screaming at her. I felt terrible for the teacher, as that teacher has been outstanding and that grandmother was just being a c_unt, especially doing it in front of a class of 9 and 10-year-olds. Our experience with virtual has been fantastic, and my daughter's teachers have been better than I could've hoped for given the situation.

 

[rudd1]

-stuffing, green bean casserole and pumpkin pie.

Reason: they are once a year foods...i eat all that other stuff on the reg.*

*execpt canned cranberry sauce. Eldest loves it...tried to elevate a couple years ago with a proper cranberry sauce...had to run to the store on tgiving morning to placate.

-buster has fully recovered from chocolate OD and back to his old self...fighting the man:

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

It’s high noon on Thursday, May 6th. Sunny and 78. May Madness is here and for the last 6 weeks people have been taking to the new COVID vaccine like dogs in heat. The buzz in Louisville is palpable as bar patios and restaurants are packed, and The Faithful gear up for the Cats’ opening round game as a 1 seed and odd’s on favorite to bring home the hardware for the 9th time.

Shenanigans is officially about to reopen. The line to get in pours out onto Norris Place. Eddie Kupper is having himself a day as he unlocks the doors, grabs a megaphone and proclaims.. “Welcome back. We are so happy to see everyone and for the record... We still have, bar none, the coldest beer in town.”

The crowd goes hot damn B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

10/10.

 

[SAECATFAN]

All sounds entirely plausible save for the Cats' 1 seed.

 

[AlbanyWildCat]

A couple of weeks ago a grandmother absolutely lit into the teacher on Zoom, right in front of my daughter's entire class. Told her she wasn't teaching well enough, that this stuff was too hard, cussing, was literally screaming at her. I felt terrible for the teacher, as that teacher has been outstanding and that grandmother was just being a c_unt, especially doing it in front of a class of 9 and 10-year-olds. Our experience with virtual has been fantastic, and my daughter's teachers have been better than I could've hoped for given the situation.

Teachers should all be taught how to utilize the mute button on con calls...I use it liberally.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Accidentally hit a vein while getting my weekly treatment and the drug hit me immediately. Valiums didn’t dent the side effects so slowly dragged myself outside to smoke a large bowl to numb the pain. A few minutes later, while fried out of my skull, a terrible smell enveloped me and I about lost my cookies. Realized I had crop dusted myself in wind proof sweats with hoodie I was wearing because of the chills I was having.
I’m sure the neighbors got a good laugh at me stripping down in slow motion, dry heaving and crawling back inside. Note to self....no chili and wind proof sweats combos when doing drugs.

 

[80 Proof]

Nobody could tell a poop your pants story better than BKH.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Au Contraire, a 7 year old btodd was in Air-Way (Target now) when the diarrhea pain hit me while shopping with my parents for Xmas. Ran as fast as I could towards the bathroom but didn’t make it. Crying, poop all over me waiting for someone to come in so I could ask them to get my mom.
10-15 minutes pass and who walks in...Santa Claus. How do you try to tell Santa you just **** your pants? As a kid I knew my Xmas expectations were as done as my dignity and clothes.....devastated doesn’t do it justice.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Can you shut up?

 

[joeyrupption]

“When you’re shoppin’ for your Christmas,
But you feel the need for poop mist,

Diarrhea *fart noise*;*fart noise*

Diarrhea *fart noise*;*fart noise*“

 

[MaxPowerrr]

“When you’re waitin’ in the mall,
And you drop a Yule log,

Diarrhea *fart noise*;*fart noise*

Diarrhea *fart noise*;*fart noise*”

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Time for a new topic that doesn’t involve poop.

Thanks.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Your turn, UCL.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Can you shut up?

This coming from someone that wears nothing but a KKK uniform while giving turrible political and pizza takes.
To summarize, that’d be a big ‘ol NOPE. GGP and take a seat, son. This is GYERO

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

This coming from someone that wears nothing but a KKK uniform while giving turrible political and pizza takes.
To summarize, that’d be a big ‘ol NOPE. GGP and take a seat, son. This is GYERO

I'm sorry, please, tell me more about your drug use and farting. It's soooo interesting.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Well maybe not interested in the farting part.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Well maybe not interested in the farting part.

Yeah, he's not a robot.

 

[wcc31]

Been busy- who won the SAE-Anth fight?

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Ok, there was this one time I was at a BLM rally, dressed in all white, eating soggy, cold deep dish pizza when this HUGE Nigerian came over to tell me about the unrest in his Country when all of a sudden.....

we will return to this story after a short break for drugs and flatulence

(Left out the “!!!!!!!”just for PTI)

 

[CSC81]

GYERO won, Chad. Or lost, depending on your perspective, I guess.

 

[drxman1]

Seemed poised for a nice little fight, then it all went to ****...

 

[CSC81]

Full on sparring going to be included in the next GYEROlympics? That seems like a rivalry that’s been bubbling just below the surface for years.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Yeah, he's not a robot.

1/10 You are trying too hard Mamba.

 

[bradyjames_rivals]

The best unsolicited advice I could give you younger parents is spend as much family time with your children. If they want to play Pokémon, Nintendo Switch, play dolls or whatever the hell they want. Just do it. You’ll be tired and feel like doing something else. When those times have passed you will miss them.

It’s easier said than done but just trust me.

 

[cawoodsct]

BREAKING: The cure for COVID.

 

[tommyg4uk]

BREAKING: The cure for COVID.

Not out until next Wednesday...God willing, I'll have my sense of taste back by then.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Cats in the cradle and whatnot