GYERO ARCHIVE

[Rex Kwon Do]

Gold.

 

[BBdK]

Absolutely doggie. Call down there and set it up. I’ve always wanted to play it, everyone says it’s an awesome course & worth the splurge.

 

[drxman1]

Put me down too Krazy. I’ll bring a Pappy 20 and box of Cubans for the round.

 

[_Chase_]

I’d like to go as well, but make sure it’s not cart path only before you get a tee time. I don’t really want to walk there. It’s pretty hilly.

Maybe we could get a good crew of 8-12 to go down for a stay and play?

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Scramble format if you have 3 groups (or more). Would be a blast and could totally roast the loosers at the Augusta National 19th Hole Bar and Grille.

 

[Bonzo_Cat]

Looks like GYERO has found the location for its night golf outing. I'll bring the glow balls and splurge for catering Fazoli's after the round.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

So your in? I’d pay that for the scene and just to say I’d done it. I suck, and would provide a few laughs I’m sure.

Round hasn’t even started and you’re already providing all the laughs we need.

Congrats!

 

[funKYcat75]

Do you have to have your own clubs to play there or can you rent some at the clubhouse? Also need to know the snack bar situation. Are we talking vending machines or live service?

 

[80 Proof]

I personally know two people that have played Augusta. Both own private jets.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Tiger and Phil sure do look good today.

 

[legalbeagle123]

I am a member at August National. Joined simultaneously with Condi Rice because they wanted another white man to go in when she did. Hardly ever play though.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

You all laugh now but we all know if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, in this thread is gonna play Augusta and become a member there, it’s krazy.

 

[_Chase_]

Krazy has a lot of Forest Gump in him. And I mean that in no way negatively.

 

[FargenBastich]

How many of you guys going to Augusta will beat Tiger's 10 on #12?

 

[drxman1]

I really hope Krazy wears those glasses like Fratelli for our round at Augusta.

 

[BernieSadori]

Great night with an equally awful morning.

The Masters being on early feels like a life saver.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Krazy has a lot of Forest Gump in him. And I mean that in no way negatively.

His kids have AIDS?

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Cart paths only for twilight rate at Augusta, or nah?

if Tiger can wear a collarless shirt I wonder if they loosened their policy on cargos.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Or you could work for Terricat’s dad, iirc.

 

[anthonys735]

I personally know two people that have played Augusta. Both own private jets.

Someone on this board got to play and posted a bunch of pictures. Maybe a decade ago?

 

[80 Proof]

Krazy has a lot of Forest Gump in him. And I mean that in no way negatively.

I said that about a month ago and he took offense

 

[80 Proof]

Is krazycat actually Forrest Gump?

Two months ago, almost exactly.

 

[krazykats]

Came across different then.

2 phone calls in, obviously $500 was a joke on me, and this may be tough, but I think it’s doable.

 

[Mossip]

Who have you been on the phone with? They just taking inquiries from the public during the final round of the Masters? [laughing]

 

[BBdK]

Good grief krazy, do a little research. [eyeroll]

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

DJ’s round is something else. But frankly, kinda boring.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Probably easier to influence as a bourbon baron rather than an owner of a J Gumbos, though

 

[Bonzo_Cat]

Came across different then.

2 phone calls in, obviously $500 was a joke on me, and this may be tough, but I think it’s doable.

It’s a mystery how scammers, catfishers and con artists can thrive.

 

[buckethead1978]

Pretty sure I saw a deal on Golfnow.com that you might want to look into.

Use coupon code AZALEA for an extra 10% off

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Krazy, I have faith in you and always have. I want you to remember that when those guys call you back and ask who your foursome will be.

I am being sincere. And even if you don’t choose me to go with you, I will continue to believe that you will accomplish whatever you set your mind to. Proof is in the pudding, my man.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Seriously, do you think $25K would do it? There’s gotta be somebody who has the right to play the course who needs an immediate influx of $25K.

 

[drxman1]

25k each, or per foursome?

 

[krazykats]

No, I don’t think that would do it, although I will say most likely if I ever do get to play it will be a huge “I owe you” moreso than an actual dollar figure.

That was the original point to my question though.

Now I’m even more intrigued.

 

[anthonys735]

Seriously, do you think $25K would do it? There’s gotta be somebody who has the right to play the course who needs an immediate influx of $25K.

My guess is you're way low. Also, I can't imagine any would put membership at risk by selling tee times.

Best bet is to become USCar football coach.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Serious question: I wonder how many “normal” members Augusta National has. Surely they have a handful that aren’t super rich and famous. Maybe they’re locals who are super talented, or their family has deep roots in the area, or they’re a member of the clergy, or some other unique circumstance.

Be pretty F’ing cool to be a random dude who also happens to be a member there.

 

[anthonys735]

Serious question: I wonder how many “normal” members Augusta National has. Surely they have a handful that aren’t super rich and famous. Maybe they’re locals who are super talented, or their family has deep roots in the area, or they’re a member of the clergy, or some other unique circumstance.

Be pretty F’ing cool to be a random dude who also happens to be a member there.

The members list got leaked awhile back.

 

[krazykats]

350 members, apparently. That’s it, and it’s only open 3-4 months a year for play.

 

[80 Proof]

I feel like I was told it ran nearly $40k for a member guest to play there circa 2005-ish when an employer played. They had to have a PGA certified handicap and there was some sort of vote by the course board or members to approve the invitation.

 

[BernieSadori]

The members list got leaked awhile back.

Just looked it up.

2 members from KY.

Didn't see any open tee times.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Phil Mickelson was 24 strokes back heading into 18, but picked up a birdie, and thus got one stroke closer to DJ to wrap up his round. Solid performance.