GYERO ARCHIVE

[UpstateNYCat]

Elizabeth Banks isn’t a bad consolation prize.

 

[buckethead1978]

Let It Ride is a great movie if you know degenerate horse racing people. Whole lot of my uncles in that movie.

 

[cawoodsct]

If you missed it:

 

[anthonys735]

That was actually pretty cool and really easy money.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Congrats to the dead computer horse.

 

[Wrong]

Did some years work and shut it down around 4:30 and made some Mint Juleps. Started some horsey gamble and man I sure needed that. And also BRITNEY EURTON is a snack.

 

[anthonys735]

Drunk horsey gambol always works out. For proof, I've lost a wad of cash twice after a nice hit at Derby. I also ate my friend Lewis' winning Smarty Jones ticket in 2004.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

My old man just called to tell me that he found a piece of driftwood floating in Kincaid Lake today that has a perfect likeness of the Virgin Mother. He plans to put a solar light in it and set it up in his backyard.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Hank is the GYERO Cliff Clavin, knows nothing about everything.

 

[Lionel_Hutz]

 

[drxman1]

American Wedding was my favorite January Jones.

Never really got the appeal of driftwood, but there’s a **** load floating around. Feel free to come help yourselves imo. Rather you take it than bust a vdrive.

Water a bit chilly, but the sun shined bright today. Wife had a few margs and is down for count already.

Dock party, while maintaining social distancing.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Charlatan and Nadal with dominating performances.

 

[Hank Camacho]

I know this: January Jones is smoking hot and has pancake titties.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Dr Boat being a huge fan of American Wedding was the lock of the century.

 

[Voinovich.]

That Basin/Gouverneur Morris finish was pretty fun

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Wynn’s Dad sounds like a guy I could enjoy a fine Pilsner beer with

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

That Basin/Gouverneur Morris finish was pretty fun

You jest (I think), but those two did run their eyeballs out in their respective races. They were just second best in both races . . . by a lot. Could improve off those efforts, especially Basin, but I can’t wait to see Nadal, Charlatan, and Tiz the Law square off on the first Saturday in September. I wonder if we’ll get a full 20 horse field after summer racing wraps up for these 3 year olds.

Anyway, today was weird.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Hemingway once droned on for paragraph after excruciating paragraph about how a piece of driftwood in his "fire pile" reminded him of his son (or some woman, I can't remember, that's how stupid it was) and how he was reluctant to burn it.

What a weird *UCK...

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

Wynn’s Dad sounds like a guy I could enjoy a fine Pilsner beer with

Brandon, he would absolutely take you up on it, although it would be weird rum drinks, rather than traditional ice cold pilsners.

He actually called me back tonight just to tell me about his new drink: equal parts Myers, Sailor Jerry, Cruzan Dark, and pure cherry juice. WTF, peepaw?

 

[krazykats]

Margaritas

fajitas

something popped in my foot

Derby 2020

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Controversial, but I’d argue that while Hemingway was probably as cool of a dude that’s ever lived, his writing is way overrated. I liked Old Man and the Sea, but everything else is boring.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

To each their own and all that, but from my vantage point, that’s a ****** take, Wayne. The Sun Also Rises has a good claim to GOAT novel of modern literature.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

I don't find one damn thing about him cool. He was a piece of sh*t in literally every phase of his life.

 

[rudd1]

-hemmingway was a pretender in all aspects. Rack me, clown.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Ever vigilante.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Big fan of The Sun Also Rises. Can't speak to any of his other works, but I was captivated by that one.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

False

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

rudd knows.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

The Great Gatsby takes a big runny dump all over anything Hemingway ever wrote.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

John Steinbeck.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Speaking of American writers. If any of you like humorists, check out some of Ring Lardner's stories. It's particularly apropos today, because he was such a fan of the ponies.

 

[rudd1]

-koestler *was* who hemingway pretended to be. Orwell put his *** on the line for what he believed in. Malraux was a pilot in the spanish civil war...all whilst ernest was getting soused at hotel bars and being duped(at best...at worst he was in bed with stalin) into "starring" in Joris Ivens pro-stalin propaganda films.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Reverend!

 

[BernieSadori]

Elizabeth Hurley is my favorite. 50 plus or not...holu ****.

Jimmy Buffet lives the best life.

Hung out with a buddy down the road and a Romanian Engineer that works at Ford. Mucho drinks at the amphitheater and shots at dudes house. **** off Andy.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Based on my observations today America is done with the ‘rona ‘tine

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Pretty sure anything Hemingway ever wrote or did was on the basis of eventually getting laid by someone he was chasing after.

So while he may be a bit overrated . . . I still get where he’s coming from.

F’em and feed ‘em fish heads, Ernie. F’em if they can’t handle it.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Apologies for the negativity. Everything is fine

Offensive philosophy. 2nd to none. Ahead of the game.
Recruiting. 2nd to none. One lotto pick this year.
Coaching staff: 2nd to none.
Results last 5 years: 2nd to none. They "had a chance" each of the last 5 years. Can't complain

The Gold Standard is Alive and Well.

Blue! White!

 

[gattongrad09]

Lol perfect

 

[Hank Camacho]

The Great Gatsby takes a big runny dump all over anything Hemingway ever wrote.

In the end, we are all boats bourn ceaselessly into the sea of the past, Clown.

I've never seen the picture of Hemingway with an unloaded Tommy Gun with (I presume) his son on an effing boat, but that's priceless. Encapsulates everything.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

^ And a Yeti Tumbler filled with Scotch