GYERO ARCHIVE

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Kennedy_UK

Heisman
Nov 24, 2007
74,008
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I think Trump needs to STFU and let the grownups handle this.
As an Oompa Loompa, I assume POTUS will create a clever, catchy jingle and have COVID-19 solved lickity split. Kinda like de-juicing that annoying AF chick after she turned into a blueberry.

Just waiting for POTUS' true colors to shine.
 

UKRob 73

Heisman
Jan 25, 2007
14,967
20,954
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The DOW was down 6% in LESS than 15 minutes today. Lol

Disasters mean opportunity. I'm currently making hand sanitizer in my garage. Anybody interested pm me, I've got....

-hand sanitizer in milk jugs
- lower level SEC books for ALL games
-discounted cruise packages
- Airfare miles
- earbuds
 

UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
21,313
13,878
113
I joked but I have seen more than 1 Kansas fan suggest they should be crowned champs if this thing gets pulled.
 

catholic_back

All-Conference
Oct 25, 2004
7,721
2,433
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In a real moment of being a caricature of himself... Trump was in contact with people 5 days ago who have now tested positive.

While the world was on high alert for COVID, Trump was at his resort glad handing folks for his son’s gf’s birthday party and was likely exposed to it. Can’t make this **** up.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
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my neighbor did the "schedule vasectomy for March Madness" idea and his wife agreed to take their 3 kids away for the weekend, but now basketball is canceled and so is his family's trip so he is getting clipped and stuck home with nothing on TV and his annoying family still there.
Play Sussudio on a loop for him. He won’t be suicidal at all.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
113
my neighbor did the "schedule vasectomy for March Madness" idea and his wife agreed to take their 3 kids away for the weekend, but now basketball is canceled and so is his family's trip so he is getting clipped and stuck home with nothing on TV and his annoying family still there.
You gotta delay and abstain or condom until football season in this time of world wide crisis. That's the easiest play of all time.
 

Geese Feeder

All-American
Nov 23, 2003
10,913
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For those that have reached out to me, Clark does indeed to be snake bitten by pretty much everything... But luckily all my interactions with the guy have been extremely pleasant and nothing tragic has ever happened while we've enjoyed each other's fellowship.

I'm not deterred.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
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For those that have reached out to me, Clark does indeed to be snake bitten by pretty much everything... But luckily all my interactions with the guy have been extremely pleasant and nothing tragic has ever happened while we've enjoyed each other's fellowship.

I'm not deterred.
Other than constantly blowing me off I would agree. Great dude.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
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Welp, was supposed to be off tomorrow anyway and on my way to hop on the sweet sweet ice cold draft domesto train right now in the Music City. So I'm packing it up in about 30 minutes and going booze hound at home this weekend instead. Come in Monday with a nice little hangover, maybe even one of those awful Wendy's sandwiches Willy was talking about.

A sliver or two of good news would go a long way in the next 3 days.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
11,430
113
Any chance they just cancel the conference tournaments and postpone the NCAA tournament for a month or something?

Anything? Please?
 

cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
113
It's looking like there's a small chance we could still at least get the selection show with the games starting TBD.
 

MudererofCrows

All-Conference
Dec 4, 2005
14,149
3,597
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I feel real bad for teams like Hofstra and Boston U. Hofstra had a great team last year with a great player and got upset in the conference tourney final. This year they had a new great player and great team and finally punched their ticket for the first time in 20 years.

Boston U upset Colgate on the fighting toothpastes homefloor to earn the auto bid.

And when will Dayton ever have a team and player good enough (you could argue) to win a National Championship again?
 

MudererofCrows

All-Conference
Dec 4, 2005
14,149
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What is the argument against doing this other than stating that it's impossible to postpone the tournament and evaluate again in a month?

Logistics I’d guess. It’s not easy coordinating that kind of national event a year out. I’m sure they could strip it way down if they wanted to (I.e. limiting the field, on campus sites etc) but that’s a whole PR nightmare I don’t think they’d want to touch.
 
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