GYERO ARCHIVE

[Wynn Duffy 69]

A person actually named “KrazyKats” would win in this state by ten points.

 

[joeyrupption]

I hope they switch formats and it becomes,
“The Chris Tomlin Old Time Baseball Report.”

( Think “The George Michael Sports Machine,” but, get this, the old time baseball report machine runs on whale oil. )

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Kentuckians averaged 63 opioid pills per person per year from 2006-2012.

I myself didn’t use any of mine during that time so who has them? Krazy?

https://apple.news/A5kA8xwP_Qr6cazBexPbItw

 

[cawoodsct]

This guy loved him some Tupac.

 

[mashburned]

White people loved Tupac because he had a nose ring. (Zero street cred, btw).

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I feel like that guy should get some kind of BET lifetime award or something.

 

[Col. Angus]

I feel like that guy should get some kind of BET lifetime award or something.

Don’t think that would ever happen.

 

[CSC81]

- Just now getting around to finally being able to come to terms with Jared's passing. When I got back last week and was catching up, it was tough reading everyone's reactions here after having already gone through it myself when it first happened. This one hurts.

- Already champing at the bit for college football to start. Fact that there is a real game in UF vs. The U a whole week before our first, and not Buffalo vs. Toledo, to get the season rolling is even better. 45 days.

- "Positionless." "My best shooting team." Sure thing.

- HHI was an overall success. Made some amazing memories with the family, but going to be totally honest that it was also a huge learning experience. It was our first real vacation as a family since our 2-year-old became mobile and is adamantly establishing her independence. Man-to-man defense in parenting changes everything. But still, fantastic trip overall and already can't wait to go back. The fireworks over the sound were even better than expected.

- Most here already know this from the tailgate stories I've read, but the Schems sure know how to host. And being a fellow Spider-Man fanatic, Hoot couldn't wait to get home to his costume and to watch Into the Spider-Verse (fantastic movie, by the way) after the Spider-Man themed birthday party. Awesome watching the next generation and the things they get excited about. Also great talking to both B$ and 80 for a while, and the Anth-provided banquet collides were hitting the spot.

- Never met him in person, but was told by Sloot the green chipotle sauce made by Anth for the taco bar was a recipe from dK. Well done to you both, gentlemen. Stuff was :fire:.

- I'm pretty conflicted on Lance. Guy was my hero for years, couldn't put down It's Not About the Bike when reading it, rocked the yellow Livestrong bracelet hard back in the day, etc. But starting with my reading of Walsh's From Lance to Landis to everything that has come out and transpired since...I'm a huge believer in forgiveness, redemption, second chances, etc., but, man, that guy was so terrible to so many people for a very long time. Hard to get past that.

- That said, been listening to The Move since the beginning, and it's highly entertaining. I like it even better with the permanent addition of Big George, the best episodes in the past were always with him as the guest. The Rapha podcast is better for actual Tour analysis and coverage, though.

- I, for one, am a huge fan of the new schedule, but it definitely feels weird that it's only July and the last major of the year is upon us. Should be a fantastic week for true links golf with wind, rain, and chilly temperatures in the forecast at Portrush. Between the Tour and the Open, feeling pretty Euro at the moment.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Kentuckians averaged 63 opioid pills per person per year from 2006-2012.

I myself didn’t use any of mine during that time so who has them? Krazy?

https://apple.news/A5kA8xwP_Qr6cazBexPbItw

From what I've gathered- you may want to take a nice hard look at the Crowder family or the Dixie Mafia.

I think it may finally be time to pitch my TV show to some local Kentucky networks since there is a void in the market now with Jones getting pulled. "Hay, Kentucky" will focus on the states agricultural world and will feature a weekly guest appearance by former Ag Commissioner, current felon, Richie Dwight Farmer, and potentially ongoing updates and underground info on the states chicken scene by our own poultry royalty BBdK.

Top 5 Springsteen Bangers:
1. Born to Run
2. My Hometown
3. Thunder Road
4. The River
5. Cover Me.

Nantucket trip was a nice, laid back vacay. Seafood, booze, beach... 75 degrees. Stayed a bit in NYC en route to the island- and that place is an absolute dump in the summer. I've always been there in fall/winter. The summer just smells like warm urine and hopelessness.

It appears I missed another minor flip flop debate last week... a loafer guy myself, but my stance remains that I'm more repulsed by how much people neglect their disgusting feet rather than their choice of footwear. Lot of folks need to invest in a dremel or something and clean it TF up.

Cal almost made it to Media Day for the Football team before his first "Positionless" comment. Get it done this season, quit screwing around- or head back to Harbourtown.

QB play and our secondary are my biggest concerns going into the season. Although Westry being gone is a big time plus for my in-game redass. I think the new running back group will still have an impact.

The $22 donation stories to the Lorenzen family are pretty amazing. Every once in awhile- the world shows a glimmer of hope that we havent gone completely off the cliff just yet.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I assume these are GYEROLAW men

https://www.courier-journal.com/sto...e-attorneys-fight-hall-of-justice/1754012001/

 

[_Chase_]

Sometimes the only true justice is a bottle to the head.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

More attorneys could use bottles to the head imo

 

[buckethead1978]

I assume these are GYEROLAW men

https://www.courier-journal.com/sto...e-attorneys-fight-hall-of-justice/1754012001/

UNC law graduate.

Can’t trust any man named Lindsey

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I mean, on behalf of all other members of the bar, we’ve all been there. We all *get it*.

 

[Brandon Stroud]

We have an MFer named Kavosiey Smoke in the backfield this year. Mark me down for another record year from that position group.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

PASS (TO) KAVOSIEY

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Amongst the generic coach speak and player cliches that will be said ad nauseam this week in Hoover... Kash Daniel and Lynn Bowden in front of a bunch of microphones has potential.

 

[_Chase_]

'He just did not care': Player cards 202 in U.S. Amateur qualifier

Bizarre story.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

'He just did not care': Player cards 202 in U.S. Amateur qualifier

Bizarre story.

HERO

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

'He just did not care': Player cards 202 in U.S. Amateur qualifier

Bizarre story.

Ahhh, he just drunk. He ain’t always like that.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

'He just did not care': Player cards 202 in U.S. Amateur qualifier

Bizarre story.

I’ve always wondered how you pick a favorite golfer. Now I know.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Feel like "He just did not care" would be a good epitaph.

 

[UKwizard]

I mean who hasn't had such a bad hole that at the next tee you intentionally chuck it in the woods because "that's were it was going anyways."

Now doing that for 16 straight holes is impressive.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

<--- Still chuckling/marveling at the old white dude obsessed with Tupac. That's a feel good story imo

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

I wonder if his playing partner's wife drove 3 hours to come pick him up after his round was finished?

Probably not.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

I’m curious as to what Tupac jams that honk wanted blasted in the office space?

 

[VernHatton52]

Picture Me Rollin' most likely

 

[HUBER]

<--- Still chuckling/marveling at the old white dude obsessed with Tupac. That's a feel good story imo

Not obsessed with 2 Pac but I give no Fs about anyone who doesn't share my love of All About You, How Do You Want It, California Love, & Thug Passion. UK in the 90s and early 2000s was awesome and 2Pac made some serious bangers that when I hear them take me right back to those days.

I'm going to walk out of the office and pour a little Courvoisier to the ground for my homie 2 Pac. Respect. ray:

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Really hope it was Can’t C Me as they were getting ready to shut down the office late on a Friday.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Dwight Howard states he is not a homosexual.

 

[VernHatton52]

California Love isn't even in Tupac's top 50.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

I’m more of a can-opener guy than a cannonball guy. Cannonballs are way overrated imo. In terms of splash height and diameter, can-openers are the champ. Sailors’ dive (a can-opener derivative) is a close second.

Having said that, I never was a huge Tupac guy and I don’t think his stuff has really aged all that well. I mean, It’s fine but . . .

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

There's a reason it's called the "Cannonball Run" and not the "Can-opener Run," buddy.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

“This staff meeting has concluded... but first...” (plays Brenda’s Got a Baby)

 

[_Chase_]

Mark Stoops swings a golf club eerily similar to Beavis.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Dwight Howard states he is not a homosexual.

Isn't he in the Shawn Kemp / Travis Henry zip code of trashy baby mamas and neglected children?

 

[UKRob 73]

Flying squirrel for the win. That's the first thing I did when I got to a pool party, just so they know what they were getting.

 

[anthonys735]

Flying squirrel for the win. That's the first thing I did when I got to a pool party, just so they know what they were getting.

You'd be laid up for a month if you tried that **** today.

 

[anthonys735]

“This staff meeting has concluded... but first...” (plays Brenda’s Got a Baby)

Obviously start all meetings with Ambitionz az a Ridah.

Should've been promoted, imo.

 

[tfields01]

Mark Stoops swings a golf club eerily similar to Beavis.