Water carried over the last 14 months:
-there is NO investigation
-there IS an investigation in women's basketball and track
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is nothing implicating the current staff
-the only thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-nothing implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is over
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-no boosters have been disassociated
-The NCAA has commended Ole Miss on how professional they have been which will be taken into account.
-They are eager to release their side of the story
-They self-reported most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn isn't related to Ole Miss
-Steve Robertson has been calling Ole Miss recruits and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will sue Steve (he'll rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI is investigating whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-It's a baseless witch hunt
-Larry Templeton is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The investigation was over until the draft night fiasco
-Ole Miss investigating Steve Robertson (he'll rue the day)
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would fire any coach that was caught in impropriety
-Only 9 scholarship losses over 3 years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, 11 scholarships over 3 years
-The ridiculous NCAA just keeps investigating until they find something
-Steve Robertson has received a subpoena in a defamation suit (rue the day, I tell you)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they wouldn't cooperate any more
-OléMiss is actually suing the NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (they'll rue the day)
-There is NO 2nd NOA or addendum
-Barney Farrar didn't do anything wrong
-MSU (and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, etc) was told not to play this game because OléMiss has MOUNTAINS of evidence against them (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has evidence of Jeffrey Simmons getting paid (he'll rue the day)
-Barney has been cleared and will be reinstated
-MSU is now being investigated (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has VIDEO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k
-Leo Lewis is suspended for the Egg Bowl because of violations (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-MSU will receive a NOA
-OléMiss fired all of these coaches for going 5-7; not because of the NCAA investigation
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue the day)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties
-NCAA won't hit OléMiss hard because of Baylor
-NO chance of a bowl ban. None.
-There has NOT been a second letter delivered, we know a guy.
-The NCAA can't find where we bought any players, so they're using minor stuff to punish us.
-There is no instance of paying recruits.
-Committee On Infractions can see how much OléMiss has suffered already, so they'll go easy and "be fair".
-Some of these charges the NCAA can't prove, they just included them hoping that a few will stick.
-This is all Leo Lewis' fault. (He'll rue the day.
-OléMiss media is about to release the Leo video... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the Leo Lewis tape.
-Leo Lewis family have had to hire an attorney! (He'll rue the day)
-LEO LEWIS TAPES!!!
-LEO LEWIS TAPES!!!
-LEO Lewis... tapes?!
-This NCAA investigation was a conspiracy all orchestrated by MSU , Templeton, Sankey (a yuge State fan), and Steve Robertson.
-Freeze is absolutely NOT resigning!
-You'll all rue the day
-there is NO investigation
-there IS an investigation in women's basketball and track
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is nothing implicating the current staff
-the only thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-nothing implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is over
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-no boosters have been disassociated
-The NCAA has commended Ole Miss on how professional they have been which will be taken into account.
-They are eager to release their side of the story
-They self-reported most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn isn't related to Ole Miss
-Steve Robertson has been calling Ole Miss recruits and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will sue Steve (he'll rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI is investigating whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-It's a baseless witch hunt
-Larry Templeton is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The investigation was over until the draft night fiasco
-Ole Miss investigating Steve Robertson (he'll rue the day)
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would fire any coach that was caught in impropriety
-Only 9 scholarship losses over 3 years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, 11 scholarships over 3 years
-The ridiculous NCAA just keeps investigating until they find something
-Steve Robertson has received a subpoena in a defamation suit (rue the day, I tell you)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they wouldn't cooperate any more
-OléMiss is actually suing the NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (they'll rue the day)
-There is NO 2nd NOA or addendum
-Barney Farrar didn't do anything wrong
-MSU (and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, etc) was told not to play this game because OléMiss has MOUNTAINS of evidence against them (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has evidence of Jeffrey Simmons getting paid (he'll rue the day)
-Barney has been cleared and will be reinstated
-MSU is now being investigated (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has VIDEO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k
-Leo Lewis is suspended for the Egg Bowl because of violations (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-MSU will receive a NOA
-OléMiss fired all of these coaches for going 5-7; not because of the NCAA investigation
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue the day)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties
-NCAA won't hit OléMiss hard because of Baylor
-NO chance of a bowl ban. None.
-There has NOT been a second letter delivered, we know a guy.
-The NCAA can't find where we bought any players, so they're using minor stuff to punish us.
-There is no instance of paying recruits.
-Committee On Infractions can see how much OléMiss has suffered already, so they'll go easy and "be fair".
-Some of these charges the NCAA can't prove, they just included them hoping that a few will stick.
-This is all Leo Lewis' fault. (He'll rue the day.
-OléMiss media is about to release the Leo video... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the Leo Lewis tape.
-Leo Lewis family have had to hire an attorney! (He'll rue the day)
-LEO LEWIS TAPES!!!
-LEO LEWIS TAPES!!!
-LEO Lewis... tapes?!
-This NCAA investigation was a conspiracy all orchestrated by MSU , Templeton, Sankey (a yuge State fan), and Steve Robertson.
-Freeze is absolutely NOT resigning!
-You'll all rue the day
