Yet again David Murray has served up an almost unreadable piece.

[goldenwavedawg]

Tell me it's him and not me that's the problem.

 

[hatfieldms]

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[Rabid]

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[SnakePlissken]

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[redbird4state]

unless you plan on using a thesaurus, have 3 free hours, and have a book on turn of the century puns.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Ah yes, you have come upon a David Murray article (otherwise you would not be reading this). Prepare yourself - mind, body, and spirit - for one of the most intense literary experiences of your lifetime. If you are not prepared, then your vitality shall be sapped, leaving a corpus of confusion and woe huddled in the corner of the room you occupy at this very moment. Therefore, I recommend that you print the article and proceed out of your domicile and into the outdoors - an outdoor sanctuary suitable for the consumption of printed knowledge. Take with you only the article and your wits - anything - and everything - else will spoil the experience.

First, examine the length of the article. You may want to defecate prior to reading it if the printed length is over half a page. After the evacuation, procede to the location where you wish to read. Smell the air around you. Take in a deep breath and release it. Then burn the article printout and go for a nice long walk, like 3 hours. Your time is better spent that way rather than the three hours it would have taken you to remotely comprehend what he wrote.

 

[wbc40]

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